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  • Everyone on YouTube knows me as a nice guy.

  • I'm practically the nicest guy on the entire planet.

  • Not to brag or anything;

  • but I am a such a nice guy.

  • When women reject me,

  • I do not reach for my AR.

  • I reach for my fedora.

  • I respect you.

  • I respect you too damn much.

  • Please live a full life without me.

  • That's how nice of a guy I am.

  • But what I respect even more than nice guys,

  • such as myself by the way,

  • is of course nice girls.

  • That's right.

  • Girls can be nice too.

  • So let's go through some examples of nice girls,

  • because

  • I just respect you too damn much not to.

  • (Reads title) Because guys aren't allowed to find women attractive.

  • (Reads) My girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's peepee in front of her own dad, because she loves him so much.

  • Same.

  • (Reads) I said the girl on Netflix showed we were watching was cute

  • (laughing) and she got mad and told me to watch it myself.

  • See, she is being nice here.

  • She's like she's stepping aside.

  • Realizing when she stepped over boundary.

  • Oh you like this girl, I will step aside. Enjoy yourself.

  • Have a good time.

  • (Reads) My wife gets when I have Piper as companion (laughing) in Fallout 4.

  • (Reads) Yeah, we can meet up and go through the project.

  • (Reads) It looks easy enough. We can finish quick.

  • Wow this seems like a great time,

  • you know, a boy and a whaman.

  • Just working on their science project together.

  • (Reads) Okay, just don't try anything.

  • (Reads) You were talking about your girl last class and I don't want to interfere with that.

  • (Reads) I've been the other woman before and I don't want to ever every do that again.

  • I don't want to ever redo that.

  • (Reads) I saw you staring at me last class and I don't think you should be going,

  • Be doing that if you have

  • (reads slowly and quieter this time) a girl.

  • (Reads) You brought three honey buns to class. I was staring cuz I thought you'd offer one.

  • (Reads) You didn't by the way.

  • See she's clearly just making sure of this persons diet

  • What a nice girl. Those damn unattractive people staying in loving relationships.

  • (Reads) I get really depressed when ugly people get lasting relationships

  • and I can't find a single decent boy to want me back.

  • It's tough being a nice girl.

  • Guys, it's really though. (claps hands)

  • This whaman just wants a lasting relationship.

  • And look at all these ugly people.

  • How dare they, how dare they?

  • (Reads) My boyfriend is set for hours playing this and ignoring me. So I fixed his little issue.

  • (Reads in maniacal voice) It's cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girl.

  • (weird "kreee" noise)

  • Come on that's full at 4. She's practically doing him a favor here!

  • (laughs)

  • (Reads) Are you home? Yes babe. Take a picture with a spoon on top of your head. Why?

  • (Reads) To prove you're home!

  • (Reads) Okay, wait.

  • (laughs)

  • Hmmm, hmmmmmmmm

  • Male: What?

  • Female: You could've taken that yesterday

  • Male: WHY TF WOULD I TAKE A PICTURE WITH A SPOON...

  • You never know, see this is what I'm talking about.

  • a whamen (chuckles)

  • A real whamen questions everything.

  • iI isn't just, she doesn't just buy into anything that the man or anyone says.

  • She doesn't fall for the lies of the media, and boyfriends.

  • She's too woke for that.

  • Why don't you add a timestamp?

  • Everyone knows you need to engrave a timestamp in the spoon that you put on top of your head.

  • This is really the fault of the man here and I completely agree with the whamen as I do always.

  • this is-

  • how to solve an argument with the whamen: flowchart

  • Is the whamen wrong?

  • Yes

  • Whamen is never wrong. Is the whamen wrong? No -->

  • Whamen is never wrong

  • That's right everybody -claps hands- whamen is never (wrong)

  • Did the whamen murder someone? Is the whamen wrong? Whamen is never wrong.

  • Did the whamen copy strike your videos?

  • (giggling softly)

  • Whamen is never wrong.

  • (Reads) Because saying how you actually feel in a healthy manner is sooo overrated if I throw a fit and tell you to-

  • (Reads) Leave, please don't leave because I will be over in like three minutes. Okay. Hang in there, baby.

  • This reminds me of '13 Reasons why', have you guys seen that? Or is it '12 Reasons why'? I don't remember.

  • There's this one scene where the main character basically tells the guy:

  • 'LEAVE! JUST GO!' And he goes 'no... No, I really want to stay with you, please like don't tell me to leave, babe'

  • 'LEAVE, JUST LEAVE. Why aren't you listening?'

  • 'Please. Oh god. Okay fine. I will leave.'

  • 'Why did you leave me?'

  • (laughing)

  • I'm not even making fun of it. It's exact.. verbatim. I know I'm pushing this meme pretty hard like I don't (laughs)

  • We're just having fun here guys, okay, please!

  • We are respecting whamen here on this channel. No funny business.

  • Whamen are always right, all whamen are a queen. Can we get in the comments everybody so that it doesn't get

  • miss-misunderstood by

  • random articles that will pick one comment out of context.

  • And be like 'this is what people think out of this video.'

  • 'We found one comment saying this.'

  • (Reads) What do boys even find attractive about boobs?

  • (Reads) They're literally a ball of fat on a girl's chest.

  • (Reads) Like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach?

  • (little squeals and almost-silent laughter)

  • Why don't you love all my fatty lumps, huh?

  • You only care about the to fail in love with the boob milk come from (?). (Reads) Why do women find hair attractive on man?

  • Why don't why can't they appreciate the hair on my butt as well?

  • (Reads) Hey. I hope you don't mind me asking who this is. We met at Snoopys in SR last week.

  • (Reads) You don't remember? I met a lot of people there. So no sorry. Mind if I ask how you got my number?

  • I overheard you give it to the dude you were learning with.

  • I gave it to him since he asked. Not okay to do that. Sorry. I think I'm done here. Why not?

  • It's harmless, though-thought we could get to know each other.

  • Sorry, but I don't even know who this is, and I'm a bit uncomfortable with this. It's Naomi, my bad

  • I didn't say it earlier. Sorry. It's super. So you're gonna be there on Friday, right?

  • (dramatic piano music)

  • Jesus Christ! I didn't realize girls were equally psychopathic as boys.

  • This has really changed him. This has changed my perspective on a lot of things

  • (Reads in high mocking voice )Honestly, I hate online dating websites.

  • When I ask a man how tall he is and he asked me how much I weight back. It's a sign of immaturity

  • Let me break this down: every human is different and we all come in a unique shapes and sizes

  • but as long as you ask me what my unique shape and size is

  • (almost not-understandable) You're an immature bastard!

  • And I agree also, of course. (Reads) I don't know how to read

  • american measurement 5'6'' in China

  • You are still 5'6'' in the US. That measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world.

  • Why you know me if she's a weightlifter I am over 200 pounds weight. How much is that Tony?

  • Why you know me if she's a weightlifter? That's pretty impressive.

  • (Reads) But I carry my weight-

  • She is a weightlifter!

  • (Reads) Like a damn Queen. But someone taller or shorter than me with the same weight is gonna look different from me.

  • So when I ask how tall a guy is,

  • I'm trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you.

  • (Reads) My number on my scale is not going to change anything about me.

  • I love how she's so... Aware. She's so self-aware.

  • That's what I love about whamen...like this one. It really makes you think.

  • Oh! This is the original? Is this the original of the meme that everyone keeps posting?

  • (Reads) Why can't I find a guy like (woooaw sound)

  • Hey,!- No.- I'm literally the guy in the pic.

  • I always thought that's what the original was. That's hilarious.

  • This proves that whamen doesn't really want anyone. (Reads) Me: I'm so happy in this relationship!

  • Also me: plant a hair tie in his bed, pretend it's not yours, blame it on another girl and start a fight.

  • Jesus Christ this reminds me of that clip. ''promised me we would have two kids and now he doesn't want any more.''

  • (Crowd awwws)

  • ''My friend think I should trick him and stop taking my birth control.''

  • (crowd shocked 'oh' and Pewds surprised 'WTH!')

  • ''What do you think Wendy?'' Yeah, what do you- what do you think Wendy?

  • ''I'm embarrassed to say this because I don't like spousal lying. However, men have never been in control of our bodies.''

  • ''We're the ones in control. I'm not going to suggest that you do that''

  • ''but look into my eyes and tell me what I'm saying, okay?!'' (crowd applauses)

  • I'm not gonna tell you to stop using birth control without telling your man and make a-

  • conceive a child without the other person's consent, bUt Am I GoNnA?!

  • (fake crowd cheering)

  • Are you a nice girl as well? Do let me know because...

  • umm...

  • I will tip my fedora to you. Leave a like if you're a nice girl and leave a like-like if you're a nice guy and

  • leave it like if you're just nice in general.

  • Fedora tip. And as always-

  • Good good. Have a great day.

  • (soft bongos music. Then more percussions, some maracas, etc. Overall nice chill music)

  • ANIMAL SUPER SQUAD is out on all consoles (according to Felix)

  • (aggrssive music transtion...piano high notes?)

  • (cool arcade-like music. It's a boss battle = fast tempo)

  • ASS is out guys! (classical music when boss is beaten)

Everyone on YouTube knows me as a nice guy.

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