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YAYYYYYY

由我主持

Leave your entries in the subreddit Bros

還有我

And I'll watch

耶咿咿咿咿咿咿咿

submissions in the next episode of LWIAY

(我必須要自己編輯這支影片因為我的網路收訊太差了)

(clapping)

(我一個需要的檔案都沒有)

(more clapping)

(這集一定會很讚...)

500,000 likes. That's all it took to force Marzia to be part of this video

LWIAY

Yeah, thank you I'm so happy to be ...

??????????

Do you know what we're doing?

50萬個喜歡

Kind of...

Marzia就會被推來上這個秀

I mean I watch your videos, but they all become a big blur after a while

對，謝謝你們，我真的很開心...

So...

妳知道我們這一系列是在幹嘛嗎？

What do you say? LWIAY Youtube's favourite show, roll the intro:

大概吧...

Leave your entries the in the Subreddit...

M：我有看你的影片，但是... P：喔，謝謝

Predictions, what do you expect to see?

它們到最後主題都會變得很模糊

Marzia: I mean I'm reading "HMMMMMMM"

所以...

Ok, you can't cheat.

P：妳是在公啥？ M：我的回饋啊

Marzia: If Brad doesn't do a HMMM right now on me, I'll be upset

LWIAY?youtube上?最受喜愛?的秀?老師下音樂

Attention, the androids' LED it's the "I'm not a robot" symbol. (Together: HMMMMMMMMMMMM)

(我已經能深刻感受到Brad1號跟2號經歷的痛苦了)

Hey look its you!

預測看看，猜猜妳會看到什麼？

Marzia: How about Marzia hosts LWIAY, Pew News and Meme? Review? for a week,

我一直在看那個"HMMMMMMM"

While PewDiePie makes food, reviews fashion, and does makeup.

好，妳不可以作弊！

You already do it.

如果Brad現在不幫我下個HMMM特效，我會很難過 (這花了我400小時)

I do literally everything in this channel. Marzia: Off camera.

注意 仿生人頭上的 LED是那個“我不是機器人”認證的符號

Oh? What?

Marzia&Pewds：HMMMMMMMMMMMM(這個默契）

I like how they just want me - - you to replace everything that I do

? ? ?

I mean, they're tired of you, I get it.

嘿 看 是妳欸

What do you mean?

要不要試看看讓Marzia主持LWIAY, Pew News 跟Meme Review一個禮拜，

Record themselves playing game which millions of people are doing;

然後讓PewDiePie做食物、評論時尚，還有彩妝

Considered original content.

你早就在做這些事了

Yes, preach it!

P：在這個頻道裡我什麼事都做過了 M：在沒有拍攝的時候(P：謝了，Marzia)

Reacting to his fans memes; not considered original content.

蛤？什麼？

WOW

我喜歡他們想要我...你取代所有我在做的事情

My 9 year olds, I am so proud.

他們已經對你感到厭煩了，我懂

That's the thing, like, you're just playing a game.

妳這是什麼意思？(Pewds受傷)

It's not your game. Nothing, nothing has changed.

錄下他們玩好幾百萬人玩過的遊戲，

I have always been unoriginal.

原創內容

Ok you read the firsh one, I read the... Marzia: Firsh one?!?!

好ㄛ

Making a meme in English so Felix can read it.

把這種想法發揚?光大?

Marzia: Fare un meme in italiano cosi che Marzia lo capisca.

回復粉絲上傳的meme

Making a meme in Italian so Marzia can understand.

非原創內容

Make a meme on russian to make fun of Felix

哇，

woof woof woof bark woof edgar woof

我的9歲屁孩軍團們，我好驕傲

Marzia: Maya is not happy about this.

這就對了，你們只是玩遊戲

Hey look that's awesome!

M：嗯... P：那又不是你的遊戲

Marzia: That's really cool.

什麼...什麼都沒改變啊

You get the best fan arts. Marzia: Yeah I really do.

我永遠都是非原創的那一個

No one takes this amount of time for me. They'll just say they took 20 hours or 50 hours.

P：好妳讀第一個，我讀... M：第一個？!

Together: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Marzia笑)

Marzia: That's very cute.

用英文做一個meme好讓Felix可以讀得懂

This is so cute, can we hit 5000 likes on this video?

M: Fare un meme in italiano cosi che Marzia lo capisca.(義大利文)

Marzia: 5000?!?!

用義大利文做一個meme好讓Marzia可以讀得懂

Well, you lowball them and they'll be like:

用俄文做一個meme來開Felix玩笑

Oh meh gawd can we weawwy do it? And then they're like:

M：等一下

Look how many we got.

(還在努力唸)

Marzia: Wow.

Maya：汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 edgar？ Marzia：喔...等等...

They're 9 years old. They don't know what they're doing

Edgar：汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 edgar 汪

Marzia: Writing memes in English so Marzia and Felix can both understand them

Maya覺得不開心☹️

Marzia: Scriverli in italiano cosi che possa capirli solo Marzia e sia lei a doverli recensire

P：嘿妳看這超炫的 M：哇喔～

Jesus Christ!

這好酷喔

Skidlididdidididi

粉絲都會畫最好的圖給妳

Oh my god!

對，真的

Thank you!

沒有人願意為我花那麼多時間，

Marzia: I feel like a sneeze will be stronger than a fart.

他們都說他們只花了20或50個小時

You haven't seen my farts.

P&M：喔喔喔喔喔喔喔❤️

Marzia: I've heard them.. and smelt them! So, yeah.

真可愛

So you know about the power.

這?好?可?愛?

Eating a picture- oh wait! He did it, he actually did it!

這支影片可以達到5000個喜歡嗎？

Marzia: So you have to eat him now? (That's what she said)

5000？？！

Damnit. Next video, I gotta save that for next one. I'm sorry. I will do it, well done!

你只要把期望放的很低，他們就會：

Thank you for not dying. By the way. I really appreciate that.

喔天啊 我們真的做得到嗎？

Marzia: I used to eat paper as a kid.

然後他們就會：

Marzia: Coz I thought they were like cooler chewing gums.

看看我們做得多好 (Pewds計畫通)

There you have it everybody.

M：哇...

You're culturally insensitive (Casey)

他們只有9歲，他們根本不知道自己在衝殺

Logan

用英文做meme，這樣Marzia跟Felix都看得懂

I'm vegan now...

Scriverli in italiano cosi che possa capirli solo Marzia e sia lei a doverli recensire.(做成義大利文，只有Marzia看得懂，這樣她就必須要評論meme)

Marzia: That was so good.

我的老天鵝！

I wish I had that card.

P：Skidlididdidididi...(在唸什麼) M：哈哈哈哈哈

Marzia: 9 years old

P：我的天啊！ M：嗚～

Marzia: Marzia hosting LWIAY

謝謝喔

Brad Marzia

我還以為打噴嚏會比放屁還強誒

Marzia: PewDiePie

妳沒見識過我的屁

Marzia: So the expected Brad right, but I'm here. Who's saying you're not..

我聽過...也聞過...

Marzia: HUUUUUUUUH?

M：所以你是對的 P：所以妳知道屁的力量

Oh no, they want me to do a let's play with Lego Star Wars.

吃Felix的照片...喔 等等！他吃了！

Marzia: Let's do it together, off-camera we can play it.

他竟然真的吃了！

I'm down to play with you, but not for the 9 olds. (D E M O N E T I Z E D)

所以你現在必須要吃他？

Okay, moving on...

該死...

Celebrates 10th Birthday

P：下一支影片，我下一支再做 M：好吧

Marzia: Oh nooooo (RIP)

我很抱歉，我一定會做的

You gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta grow up, it's part of life.

幹得好???

Okay.

順帶一提，感謝你沒有掛掉 我真的非常感激

PewDiePie.

我還小的時候會吃紙(我小時候也吃過?)

Red Pewdiepie.

因為我以為那是一種...很酷的口香糖

Green PewDiePie.

現在你們都知道了

Pink Spaghetti-

Casey：你缺乏文化敏感度

GUYS

Logan

This is a real whamen. She's not spaghetti. (Marzia in background: So disrespectful)

我現在吃素*笑*

That is racism. And I will not tolerate any racism against my spaghetti girlfriend. Marzia: Thank you, thank you.

那樣很好*笑*

Marzia: Woah!

我好希望我也有那張卡

That's pretty good.

9歲屁孩軍團

You know what? That's really good. I don't know why I said pretty good. That's really good.

Marzia主持LWIAY

Marzia: Wait what?

Brad版的Marzia

You guys suck, like, I really thought you would-

PewDiePie

Marzia: Is that actually Logan Paul?

所以他們以為會是Brad，對嗎？

No it's not.

但我在這

It really looks like it though, that's why it's funny.

誰說妳不是...

Marzia: Yeah, I thought maybe it was actually him.

(Hmmmmmmmmmm)

Marzia: At first I was like what?!?

蛤？？！？！

He went through a weird phase. We all do it, there's no shaming in it.

喔不，他們想要我玩《樂高星際大戰》

Marzia: "Marzia, Welcome to LWIAY." Thank you very much.

我們做這個吧！我們可以一起玩

How does it feel?

P：我可以跟妳一起玩 M：謝謝

That's pretty much everything on this channel.

你記得...

Marzia: Yup *laughter*

但才不是為了你們這群9歲的屁孩

Hm?

好，下一個...

I don't get it either. ()

慶祝10歲生日

5 black blocks 1 white block :)))

(取消訂閱Pewdiepie? 取消 確定)

Up your game Pewds.

喔不....

God Dayumn

你必須做你該做的事 你要學著長大

That's a lot of those things.

這就是人生

Are you diagnosed with ligma? Marzia: No, STOP

噗*笑*...好喔 (當你的同志朋友問你什麼是Ligma？)

That has to be fake.

PewDiePie

You don't get Ligma-ed by someone and get Saw Con -ed back

哇

You did it to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

P：紅色的PewDiePie M：哇

You asked me and I said what''s Ligma

哇

Did it work? Yeah

P：綠色的PewDiePie M：哇

GOTEM

粉色義大利麵版...

Noticed our waitress had an accent. I asked where she was from and she says I'm Russian

大家！

I asked her if she knows what my hat says

這是一個貨真價實的女人

Oh he had it!

M：真的很不尊重? P：她才不是義大利麵

She says that's a curse word

這是歧視！

She knew exactly who PewDiePie was and wanted a picture

P：我是不會容忍任何人歧視我的義大利麵女友 M：沒有錯！

This is so wholesome and sweet

謝謝，謝謝你❤️

Can we buy a PewDiePie Slav merch that doesn't ship to Russia

沃嗚！

Thank you guys

P：這蠻棒的 M：然後你還抱怨？

oof

P：知道嗎？這真的很棒 M：對啊

Don't judge me okay, I get enough judgment from these guys

我不知道我為什麼只說蠻棒的，這超級棒

Undress Alice

等等，什麼？

Wait what?

你們真的很差，

Oh ok,

*Marzia笑爛*

For some reason in the game there's an option to undress this eight-year-old

我真的以為你們會...

Did you do it?

等一下...那真的是Logan Paul？

Did you know?

P：不是，那不是 M：喔...我以為

clapping was invented by Dr Felix Clapjellberg when he tried to awkward handshake with himself.

但看起來真的很像，這就是有趣的地方

(Couple Laugher)

對，我還以為真的是他...

That is you

我一開始還想說 ：蛤？

I mean it makes sense you know

他經歷過一個奇怪的階段

Logan Paul versus KSI

我們都曾經這樣，沒什麼好丟臉的

Poppy Harlow vs. Gloria Borger

Marzia，歡迎來到 LWIAY

That's what we need everyone want me to fight

非常謝謝你們??

it's kind of like clapping you know

???感覺怎麼樣？

Animal Super Squad (out now)

P：????? (Marzia覺得普通)

I'm done with this pass the mic to Edgar

這整個頻道上的東西都差不多是這樣

It's like they're complaining this is what they do they just complain all the time

對啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈

They want the old outra back. We want the old PewDiePie back.

嗯？

How about watching older videos (mind blown)

我也不懂

No, that's ridiculous

(沈默...)

See? Now I'm on their side

Pewds你該升級你的裝備了

Judge: you're sentenced to death for the murder of four children

M：沒錯！ P：我的天啊

Logan Paul: I'm vegan now

這裡有很多那種東西 - Maertzie Bisxognion 2018

Get the cuffs off this man, he's free to go.

你被診斷出患有ligma嗎？

Did Brad actually make this? Yeah he did

不，你們給我住手！

Youtube: Become Original

這一定是假的

I hope you're good at the game.

你不會因為被某個人舔了然後你還吸回去(我到底是翻了什麼)

Okay, we have three more memes how old is PewDiePie 28 years I have three more years

我...我有...你有對我做過啊(Pewds驚訝?)

Wait, what do you mean three?

你問過，然後我說：什麼是Ligma？

You don't have anymore...

我有成功嗎？

2 more years

有啊！

Not even, you're almost 29

抓到！

As Marzia is in LWIAY I'd thought it would be cute if she reacted to this:

哈哈

Do you wanna put on the headphones?

P：妳主持 M：注意到我們的服務生有口音，我問她是哪裡人，她說俄國

Aww

我又問她，知不知道我帽子上的俄文是在說什麼

So she said it's okay if I show a couple pictures

喔！！！

Soooo

他有那頂帽子！

Is that a cool transition probably not. Here she is, she's cool, beautiful, funny

她說那是一句髒話

everything

她知道PewDiePie是誰，然後她要求跟我拍了一張照

and

這真令人開心

is that weird?

我們可以一起來買新出的，不會運到俄國的，PewDiePie斯拉夫語周邊嗎？

Yes and her name is Marzia

謝謝大家?

I remember that. (Agreeing hmm)

嗚...?

Yeah, I think I'll keep it at this

*笑*

Yeah

別批評我好嗎？我已經收到很多來自這些人的批評了

I remember that video

脫掉Alice的衣服

Did you like it?

等等 什麼？！

Yeah, I was happy that you showed me

喔 好喔

Showing me but at the same time, you know

因為某些原因，遊戲裡有一個脫掉8歲小孩的衣服的選項

I didn't know anything about this YouTube thing

好 我懂了

I didn't wanna be

那你有脫嗎？(有，他有)

You didn't even have a Facebook. yeah.

你知道嗎？

I mean I only opened Facebook so I could reach out to you.

拍手是由Felix Clapjellberg博士發明的，

Stalker...

*笑*

One upvote = Felix has to learn one Italian world

是他試著和自己尷尬握手時發明的

Marzia: You know plenty, though

*笑到不行*

I don't know 22,000. Well, I guess I'm learning Italian.

那就是你

Ciao, bella Marzia, Como tu va bene

是蠻合理的啦?你懂嗎？

They- they are all Italian words but they don't connect

Logan Paul對上KSI

Yo volio un pizza, Marzia?

Poppy Harlow對上Gloria Borger

Thank you, fo-

這就是我們需要的??

Grazie mille, per guado...

P：每個人都想看他們兩個打架 M：那怎麼可能辦得到？

El- la, una videa

M：你說？ P：就有點像是拍手?懂？?

Marzia: Il video

動物超級戰隊(ASS) 哼✋

Pewds: Il video

我已經受夠了...接下來麥克風給Edgar

Punio das like...

他們在抱怨啦 這就是他們會做的事 一天到晚都在不爽

Buttonno

M：喔 他們想要這個片尾 P：他們想要舊的片尾

What are you trying to say?

我們想要舊的PewDiePie回來

They understand

那...何不看舊的影片呢？

Clicca mi piace su questo video

??

Yes, that's it thank you

??

Thank you Marzia for hosting this week of LWIAY with me very nice ?

才不要，那太荒謬了

Okay, bye

看 現在我變成支持他們那邊了

PewDiePie with the 6-0 win

哇...

Taking over YouTube

*笑*

Tryna get like him

法官：你因殺害了四個小孩而被判處死刑

Brofist to the face

Logan Paul：可是我現在吃素了

Can you keep up with the pace and I'm never gonna switch, but can you do this?

法官：幫這個男人解銬，他可以離開了

How's it going, bro?

Brad真的寫了這個？

Got together like this when you want to hit a flow grinding like open up up and the top

對，他有

I'll never stop run up in the city and I'm never gonna flop tell me when to go

P：我決定... M：Y○UTUBE - 變得有原創性

I'm like whenever I'm done with this pass the mic to Edgar

我希望你很會玩那個遊戲

Stalling

你還好嗎？ (Pewds玻璃心碎滿地?)

Is that 10 minutes?

好，我們還有3?個?meme?