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  • Scientists, have been trying to figure it out.

    科學家一直試圖弄明白

  • For years

    好多年了!

  • For some unknown reason

    對於一些未知的原因

  • You can just add the words "Pewdiepie"

    你可以加上“PEWDIEPIE”

  • In your title

    在您的標題裹

  • And those views, will come raining, down on you

    這些觀看數

  • How does this phenomenon...exists

    就會像雨一樣

  • Well we're gonna dig. Into the deep oceans of-

    落在你身上

  • 'excuse me

    這個現象...

  • ...what

    怎會存在?

  • Hi uh I'm a youtuber, um I

    哦,我們要去挖掘

  • Just called cause I found your number

    深入(電話響)海洋

  • I had to do some investigating work and stuff

    打擾一下!

  • um...so this is Pewdiepie yeh?

    什麼? - 你好我是一個YouTuber

  • No this is Markiplier

    我剛打電話,因為我發現你的號碼

  • You got the wrong number I'm sorry

    我要做一些調查工作和事項

  • Yeah sorry this-

    所以,這是PEWDIEPIE,啊?

  • This is a little awkward obviously you have no idea who I am

    - 不,這是Markiplier

  • But everyone knows who you are

    你打錯了,對不起

  • No I know who you are

    - 是啊,對不起。這是一個可愛的小'

  • You're that god damn clickbait youtuber

    這有點尷尬

  • That keep fucking calling me

    但顯然你不知道我是誰

  • Why don't you go and make another top 5 video and fuck off

    但每個人都知道你是誰

  • (Ringing)

    - 不,我知道你是誰!

  • People reach for any reason

    你就是那個天殺的,釣觀看數的YouTuber

  • Any reason they could possibly want

    還一直他馬的給我打電話

  • To get that- GOD DAMN IT

    你為什麼不去拍你的"五大"影片然後滾蛋呢

  • I'm not fucking answering

    (電話響) (背景音樂)

  • Here you can actually see that Pewdiepie did hang up on us

    人們為了達標 不擇手段

  • I have no idea why he actually hung up on us I thought he would actually answer it but

    不擇原因 他們希望

  • So as I was saying

    得到(電話響)

  • Y-y they reach for any

    上帝該死,我他媽的才不接

  • Reason to put Pewdiepie in the title

    - 那麼你實際上可以看到PEWDIEPIE

  • Whether It's fake or-

    掛我們的電話

  • -End my life-

    我不知道為什麼

  • How did these little kids get my number?

    為什麼他居然掛我們

  • He just hung up again. Are you mad?

    我以為他會回答,但

  • So as I was saying

    - 因此,正如我說的

  • People are doing anything

    你,你

  • To put Pewdiepie in the title

    他們為了達到目的

  • Fucking Die >:(

    就把“PEWDIEPIE”寫在標題

  • I'm such a huge fan dude

    無論是真的還假的喔 (電話響)

  • I am such a huge fan

    或是

  • WAIT A MINUTE

    (電話繼續響)

  • Dude I watch all your Fridays with Pewdiepie you're the best

    *摔手機*

  • WAIT A MINUTE

    這些小孩是怎麼得到我號碼的?

  • Phone: Alright thank you very much

    - 他又掛電話了。你生氣了嗎?

  • wait a minute

    - 因此,正如我說

  • It's not me...

    人們什麼都做

  • Pizza? Oh thanks well-

    來把PEWDIEPIE放在標題

  • Um- they said it was Pewdiepie's so I called you

    (電話...又響了!)

  • Did he just call randomly call some fucking pizzeria hoping Pewdiepie would pick up what the fuck?

    他媽的給我去死!

  • Thanks I like your accent you sound a lot like Pewdiepie

    - 老兄, 我是一個大粉絲

  • Thanks bye

    我是一個頭號粉絲

  • Why do people do this? there's so many of them

    - 等一下!

  • This is Joshua who's this?

    - 老兄我看了你所有的"與PEWDIEPIE的星期五" 你是最讚的!

  • *shitty stewie impression

    - 等一下!

  • Oh my god... OH MY GOD

    假pewds:好的,非常感謝你

  • It's Stewie Griffin

    - 等一下

  • Oh my god

    這不是我!

  • Stewie Griffon Impression

    - 或披薩

  • Never heard one of those before

    哦,謝謝,恩...

  • *Sweatshop Plays*

    嗯..

  • *Noise*

    他們說這是PEWDIEPIE的號碼,所以我就打給你了

  • *Noise*

    - 假Pewds :對啊,沒關係的

  • *yet again another noise*

    - 他只是隨機打給一些他媽的

  • *I think you get the point*

    披薩店然後希望PEWDIEPIE會接電話

  • That's ten

    三小啊

  • People will do anything. To put Pewdiepie in the title

    - 謝謝

  • And as I'm sure a lot of you know

    我喜歡你的口音

  • Not just youtubers the media as well

    你聽起來超像PEWDIEPIE的,謝謝,再見!

  • But you know-a not when anything good is happening

    - 為什麼人們這樣做呢?

  • I-I mean I'm just insane apparently I-I'm basically just Trump

    有這麼多的人!

  • A-and what I'm saying doesn't make any sense

    - 這是 Joshua,誰啊?

  • I'm sorry. You're so good to me

    - 這是Stewie Griffin

  • Media

    我的天啊!

  • I should be bending over(like your mom) to your knees I'm so sorry

    我的天啊!

  • Keep adding my name in the title it's great I hope you enjoy the adsense

    這是Stewie Griffin

  • I'm sure you need it

    哦,我的天!

  • There's two masters on youtube on the Pewdiepie clickbait that I think we should bring up

    Stewie Griffin 模仿

  • The worst right away we have of course

    從來沒有聽說過

  • Scarce

    (耳朵流產)

  • One. Two. Three

    - (孩子數數)

  • And keemstar

    這就到十啦

  • Now I did a comparison

    - 人們會不擇手段

  • To see who

    把PEWDIEPIE放在標題

  • Added Pewdiepie in their title the most

    而且我敢肯定

  • Let's see. Who wins

    很多人都知道

  • here in credit here here here here

    不只是YouTuber們

  • what is troubling nation of your house

    媒體

  • In the battle, Scarce vs Keemstar

    也是

  • Who has clickbaited Pewdiepie the most?

    - 但是你知道嗎

  • Lets get ROIIII!!!!

    都不會是好事

  • Ok we got scarce

    我的意思是我只是明顯的起笑了

  • 56 Videos

    我基本上就是川普

  • We got

    而我在說的都不合理

  • We got Keemstar

    對不起

  • 68!

    你對我這麼好

  • And the winner IS!

    媒體

  • Killer Keemstar

    我應該彎腰道歉到你的膝蓋 我很抱歉

  • I dont- I dont know why anyone is surprised

    繼續在標題中放我的名字吧

  • And I did that obviously because people are gonna click on a video if there's Pewdiepie in the title, let's be rea-

    這很棒

  • I thinks Scarce puts it

    我希望你樂在廣告費中

  • Pretty well there

    我敢肯定你需要它

  • See I'm not crazy

    有兩個人在YouTube上放PEWDIEPIE的釣魚影片

  • See I'm not crazy Ainsley (As he talks to an inanimate object)

    我認為,我們應該為

  • It's true because Scarce said it

    最壞做打算了,我們有必要

  • the word of scarce is the word of god

    沒錯

  • himself

    scarce

  • We finally have solid evidence

    - 一

  • Right here

  • That the Pewdiepie clickbait

  • Is REAL

    和Keemstar

  • The word of Scarce, Is the word of god himself

    *循環播放*

  • Keemstar even fucking puts

    現在,我做了一個比較

  • PewDiePie in the title for views

    看看誰

  • I love how open and honest they are

    在他們的標題放了最多的PEWDIEPIE

  • about it at least I think I think that

    讓我們來看看..誰贏了

  • when you get past the 50 titles

    *大腦麻木音樂*

  • threshold you kind of just have to get

    - 怎麼樣啊

  • it out there some honorable mentions of

    戲劇警報國度

  • course Ricegum with the, the PewDiePie

    我是主持人

  • diss track which is a 11-minute vlog so

    這裡是scarce

  • we have seven million views versus what

    - 在戰鬥裡

  • he gets on a normal video 800,000 views

    scarce 對上 Keemstar

  • hey Rice hit me up in the DM's if you

    誰有最多PEWDIEPIE的釣魚影片呢?

  • ever want to start some fake drama or

    讓我們來看看吧!

  • anything i'm happy to help out you know

    好的,我們看看scarce

  • I'm happy to help a struggling youtuber

    56個影片

  • in need

    我們有

  • I know you did it with that other youtuber

    我們看看Keemstar

  • what, what was his name fuckin hell ah...

    68!

  • *dementia sets in*

    贏家是~~~~~!!!

  • I forgot His fuckin name

    Killer ... Keemstar!

  • honestly I forgot his fucking name

    我不知道為什麼有人驚訝

  • surely must be here somewhere ah

    - 我這樣做,顯然是因為大家會點擊影片

  • FouseyTUBE *Burps* FouseyTUBE

    如果有PEWDIEPIE在標題上

  • Does PewDiePie smoke weed?

    我認為

  • This is what I've got so far for the

    我覺得就像scarce說的那樣

  • PewDiePie conspiracy

    不錯啊

  • And I-

    什麼

  • I can't work it out you know like I was

    看吧 我沒瘋!

  • telling it like uh, what do i do

    看吧我又沒瘋 Hansley

  • and- and he said look

    這是真的 因為 Scarce說的

  • Buy some shampoo

    Scarce 的話

  • That's what I said

    就是主的話

  • wash your fucking hair, It's not a compliment

    我們終於有了確鑿的證據

  • i'm sorry i need someone needs to tell

    就在這裡!

  • you this and I'm sure the PewDiePie

    關於PEWDIEPIE釣魚影片

  • Roasted Me video is going to come after so

    是真的!

  • you are welcome i love this video it's

    *雄壯的音樂*

  • apparently an hour talking about if I am

    *謎之音* Scarce的話就是主的話

  • gay

    - Keemstar甚至他媽的放了

  • I can't tell if it's unironic or

    “放PEWDIEPIE在標題的觀看數”

  • not but it's shocking NEW EVIDENCE!

    我喜歡他們是怎樣公開和誠實

  • normalcy on buzz feed website there they

    至少

  • give you all these tips they bring in

    我認為,你過去的50個標題..

  • these gay porn stars to give tips on anal

    那些門檻 你還是需要脫離它們的

  • sex and all that it's really disgusting

    一些光彩 沒錯

  • what's going on

    當然 RiceGum的

  • it really is it's not okay for people to be

    PEWDIEPIE DISS TRACK

  • gay it's ok to program children into

    就是 呃

  • that mentality, do you understand that?

    11分鐘的vlog

  • No

    就有了7百萬的觀看數

  • PewDiePie is programming children to

    比較一下他平常的影片

  • be homosexual

    80萬的觀看數

  • *This isn't even my final form*

    嘿Rice

  • I feel like pyro need some sort of

    發私人信息給我吧

  • award. one-to-many PewDiePie's in the

    如果你還想挑起假事端

  • pie even puts it himself so eloquently

    或其他東西,我很樂意幫忙

  • feel quite sorry PewDiePie because this

    你知道我很樂意幫助

  • is probably the fourth or fifth time

    一個陷入困境,需要幫助

  • I've put his name the title and probably

    的YouTuber

  • thumbnail he's getting quite sick of it

    我知道你與其他YouTuber做了 他 他叫什麼名字

  • I could tell for unfortunately it's 2017

    *沉默*

  • ad rate is low i need more money

    靠北我忘了他的名字

  • *I cri evrytim*

    老實說,我忘了他的名字了靠北, 它應該在這裡某處的

  • why are all these youtubers

    啊.. FouseyTUBE

  • using my name to get more- more views why

    *打嗝*

  • can't I do that

    FouseyTUBE

  • wonder if I just put PewDiePie

    - PEWDIEPIE抽大麻嗎?

  • in my own Title I could make billions

    - 這是我到目前為止在PEWDIEPIE陰謀論中

  • I wonder if I ever did that? Did I ever put

    找到的東西

  • PewDiePie in my own fucking title

    然後我

  • PewDiePie gets Pied

    我思考不到 你知道嗎

  • some other honorable mentions

    我告訴過他了 我

  • of course matpat fi- oh god damn i want

    我做了什麼,他說,"看..

  • these views fucking hell I don't even get

    - 買一些洗髮精吧

  • these fucking views and of course my

    這就是我所說的

  • greedy friend cinnamon toast Ken yeah-

    給我洗你他馬的頭髮

  • No you you're really you're not

    *低語* 這不是稱讚

  • milking it dude you're you're really

    對不起 但需要有人告訴你這個

  • you're really doing you doing great

    而且我敢肯定

  • buddy i love, i love this one

    "PEWDIEPIE嗆我"影片

  • top 5 Secret things you missed in youtube

    很快就會發上來了 所以

  • rewind okay what what is it

    不用客氣辣!

  • OH I'M IN IT, I'M IN IT

    我喜歡這個影片 花了一個小時

  • On PewDiePie's watch

    談論到如果我是不是GAY

  • at 1:44 in the video he has the

    我看不出這是不是諷刺

  • number 15 on his watch and what does- what does

    但它的

  • 15 have to do with anything well I

    令人震驚的新證據!

  • was thinking that it could have to do

    - 這是buzzfeed網站

  • with um the year

    給的所有提示 他們帶來了這些Gay

  • The- The time

    色情明星給你一些肛交秘訣

  • eee- the watch

    這超噁心欸 怎麼回事?

  • will tell you the time (A lie) 15 uh which means

    它確實是。

  • three o'clock on military time and it

    當gay沒有問題

  • means that we shot this sequence around

    但這不能讓兒童

  • three o'clock

    進入這種心態

  • you seem like somewhat grown-up I don't

    你明白了嗎?

  • know how this whole concept of time has

    - 不!

  • just completely passed you by

    “PEWDIEPIE把孩子程式為同性戀”

  • can I clickbait myself like this

    *尖叫*

  • Red Arrow

    我覺得Pyro 需要某種獎勵

  • There's even people going so far

    太多PewDiePie了

  • To put PewDiePie in the thumbnail that they

    他甚至自圓其說,如此雄辯地

  • will tattoo their ass

    - 對PEWDIEPIE感到很遺憾

  • Oh God what the fuck

    因為這可能是第四次或第五次

  • PewDiePie Tattoo

    我把他的名字放在標題

  • You run out of ideas sometimes it's hard to think of a

    並可能放在縮圖上

  • good idea to get the views

    我看得出他一定感到很厭倦

  • there's no way he's actually going to

    不幸的是

  • get a fucking PewDiePie tattoo this is

    這是2017年

  • obviously just click bait bullshit

    廣告率低落 我需要更多的錢!

  • another one of the smaller youtubers

    *傷感的音樂*

  • trying to get attention

    為啥這些所有的YouTuber 用我的名字去獲得更多,更多的觀看數?

  • Oh...

    為什麼我不能這樣做呢?

  • OOOOH

    我在想

  • *laughs*

    如果我把"PEWDIEPIE"

  • PewDiePie did nothing wrong

    在我自己的標題

  • I told you Ainsley I didn't do anything wrong

    我就可以賺到

  • It's a tattoo so you know it's true

    數十億!

  • this is ah by the way this is fucking

    我不知道我有沒有這樣做過

  • amazing uh HAMZ tK god bless you

    我有把PEWDIEPIE放在我自己他馬的標題上過嗎?

  • God bless your soul this is the best tattoo

    PEWDIEPIE被派砸?

  • I've ever seen in my life

    其他一些值得表揚的 當然

  • major props namaste ah

    是MatPat

  • domo arigato

    天啊

  • I feel honored

    靠腰喔

  • check out this video ah for another video

    我想要這些觀看數

  • Aheh and ah if you could take away the ads

    他馬的 就連我都沒有這些觀看數勒

  • ad block that would be that would be

    當然還有我貪婪的

  • very nice thank you appreciate it and

    '朋友',Cinnamon ToastKen

  • ah- another video!

    是啊..不你沒有壓榨啦老兄

  • whoa! End my misery

    你真的是

Scientists, have been trying to figure it out.

科學家一直試圖弄明白

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B1 中級 中文 PewDiePie 標題 影片 電話 youtuber 名字

PEWDIEPIE CLICKBAIL (PEWDIEPIE CLICKBAIT)

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