字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 What are you still doing here? 你還在那裡幹嘛? YouTube, those sons of bitches they took all my Youtube,那狗娘養的 money but they demonetized all my videos. 他們拿走我所有的錢 as you can see by this background I'm *咳嗽* living in in the, 它們剝奪我所有的影片, 如你所見 藉由這個背景 I'm living in the slums I'm eating, 我住在... Edgar's dog food that's right I I made 我住在貧民窟了 some bad investments okay I did I I 我只能吃Edgar的狗糧,沒錯 thought it was going to work out who 我,我做了些爛投資 好嗎,我 我 knew rats could it live underneath water 我想著這樣能解決 okay maybe I maybe I should have seen 誰知道老鼠在水面下活不了? that one coming 好吧,也許我- god dammit why do I invest all my money ...也許我該料到那會發生 靠腰,我為什麼會 in the rat under water rats nah leprosy 將我所有錢投資在那隻老鼠---那隻水面下的老鼠? *咳嗽* I have leprosy now I'm gonna have to get 痲瘋病 a new job don't you understand the 我現在得了痲瘋病了 serious and see of the situation why 我得找個新工作 你難道不懂 aren't you looking at me huh well no I 這情況的嚴重性嗎? 你幹嘛 have not something that moment I'm gonna 看著我,哼? have to find another job what job am i 不,我還沒陷那麼深。 我只要 qualified what talents do I have as a 找另一份工作 youtuber as a joke because youtubers 哪種工作我比較拿手? 我有哪些才華? doesn't have talent Photoshop Photoshop 做為一個YouTuber? *笑* that's right (這是一個笑話啦因為YouTubers沒有才華) Aynsley Photoshop let's see on Twitter Photoshop,沒錯 what people want made a rotor shop daddy Ainsley. *Bing!* oh five as a happy wholesome American 讓我們看看推特,人們想要我 family now that's just straight-up 將DaddyOFive P成健康快樂的 impossible 美國人家庭 嗯那簡直不可能 don't be ridiculous Danville cinnamon toast can the future of YouTube right 不要搞笑了,Dan Bull there zooming on the nipple Cinnamon ToastKen- "未來的YouTube" 在這兒 the real future of YouTube you just go 在奶頭上放大 to the trending tab and look whatever *戲劇性音樂* cancer is on that shit 想知道未來的YouTube we got Roman Atwood Vox iJustine and 只要去熱門標籤 what's up mom's Photoshop Wall Street 看看在那屎上有什麼癌症之類的 Journal into a good publication okay 我們有Roman Atwood, Vox, iJustine 和WhatsUpMoms. that should be easy enough I accept your "將華爾街時報P成好的刊物" challenge 好的 那應該夠簡單了 all right we have the Wall Street 我接受你的挑戰 Journal logo here and let's let's make 好的,我們這裡有華爾街時報的logo some fine-tuning adjustments change the 讓我們,呃,做點 letters a little bit we rearranged 一些讓它好轉的調整 讓字小一些 essentially just rearrange what we're 改變,本質上的改變, looking at here oh wow it's it's 我們正看著的這個 starting to look like something could it 呃喔 哇嗚 be a good publication my god let's add 這看起來開始像某種東西了 some coloring beautiful 這可能變成好的刊物嗎? 老天 Dolan that will be fede bucks okay you 讓我們上點色 漂亮! can PayPal me who's chaos says fuck me 呃,Dolan,那樣50元,行嗎? up well this has already been 你可以 PayPal我喔 *眨眼* photoshopped okay you clearly use some WhosChaos說"把我搞砸吧" fucking filter to smooth out his skin 恩,這已經被P過了,好吧 what are you fucking I what can we do 你顯然用了些靠北的濾鏡...去磨你的皮 with this I don't fucking know I'm going 你是在幹... to be honest here you look like shit I'm 好吧,我們可以怎麼做? sorry you don't look great but 我要誠實一點 there-there is the solution okay I have 你看起來像屎 a problem with the fact that you're 我很抱歉 你看起來不棒 trying to steal my hair and but I will 但...有解決的方法好嗎 say you have a huge fucking nose and 我有個問題 that you know represent as a fellow 你在偷打我頭髮的主意對吧 member of the big-ass nose community I 但我會說 appreciate you and I want to accentuate 你有個超他媽大的鼻子 your best features why I can't submit by 做為一個 just lifting them up just a tiny bit we 大屁鼻協會的成員,我欣賞你 然後我想 don't want you to look weird or bad or 加強你最好的面貌 anything so let's just do that 就是把它提高然後弄小一點 so let's describe that beautiful nose 我們不希望你看起來很奇怪或糟糕什麼的 and let's get rid of you wow that is 所以我們就那樣做吧 look Wow 所以讓我們抓起那美麗的鼻子 can you tell I'm good at Photoshop oh my 讓我們擺脫你 god it looks so real 哇喔 那看起來─ can't you tell by the pixels yep I'm 哇你可以說我很會p? 喔買尬 definitely not regretting spending time 看起來好真實 on this one I definitely think this was 你不能藉由像素說明? worth the effort make him happy 對的,我絕對不後悔 who cries on camera what a goddamn loser 花時間在這個上 I can't allow that to happen I will do 我覺得這努力超級值得 it for free this should be easy 讓他開心 誰會在鏡頭前哭 oh fuck I fucked it up I fucked it up 真是個天殺的魯蛇 我不允許這發生 goddamnit I'm not cut out for this 我會免費做這個 這應該很簡單 that's not just mean G make me into a 喔幹!我搞砸了 我他媽搞砸了 dodge please notice me senpai it's my 真是天殺的 把這卡掉啊 dream to be in one of your vids well *笑* your wish is my command as long as you jasmine g:"把我變成狗拜託" pay pal I have a feeling she's gonna "注意到我吧前輩 出現在你的影片裡是我的夢想" regret this I just found the perfect 嗯,你的希望就是對我的命令,只要你PayPal dodge the perfect I mean already I can't 我有種感覺她會後悔這個的 tell the difference alright let's start 我找到一隻完美的狗 超完美的 with the eyes make it make it nice and 我的意思是我不能講出差異了 simple to be honest already you look ten 好了,我們先動眼睛 times better Felix the plastic surgeon 讓它,讓它很棒又簡單 here to fulfill all your needs moving on 老實說,妳已經看起來好看十倍了 to the note that looks great 這滿足了你所有需求 I love my lime thank you for asking yes 接下來是鼻子 那看起來好讚 I think we're getting somewhere next 我愛我的生活 謝謝你這麼要求 time it'd be really great if you could 好的,我覺得我們到某個地方了 send me in like a little lower rest 下次,如果你可以寄給我像是小一點的照片那就太棒了 photo that would be really helpful thank 那會很有幫助,謝謝你 you it looks like we're gonna have to 看來我們必須給你 give you a complete new set of teeth yes 完整的一副新牙 yes now just the ears I don't see your 好 現在只剩耳朵 ear so I'm just gonna have to guess 我沒看到你的耳朵 actually never mind there's a little ear 我只能猜了 tip that's all we got to work with 事實上,不要緊,這裡有一點小耳朵 that's all we were doing yeah yes proper 那就是我們要處理的 那就是我們要做的 dog ears wow look at that 正確的狗耳朵 and you're really wearing a necklace so 哇喔 看看那個 there there you go Oh oh my god Jesus 然後你也戴了項鍊了 Christ 所以,這是你要的 let's have a little look-see before 喔買尬 基督啊 after my god you look great honey 讓我們看看 -之前 not only 50 bucks thank you oh my god if 之後!!! this continues I might be able to 我的老天,妳看起來超棒,寶貝! 那就50元了 謝謝 喔買尬 support myself make me into a helicopter 如果這持續下去 我可能 you know what I feel privileged to help 支撐我自己了 you in your transition into an Apache "把我變成一台直升機" 你知道嗎 helicopter you're so brave let's take 能幫到你我覺得很榮幸 your sorry don't mean to be rude but you 把你變成一台阿帕契直升機 你真勇敢 have weird ass fingers disgusting but 就拿你的 they will make you fly fucking like did 抱歉,不是故意沒禮貌但 你有奇怪的手指 噁爆了 you have to cover up your whole goddamn 但他們會讓你飛起來 face Wow 幹,你有必要遮住 so brave okay what a grace is it yeah 你整個天殺的臉嗎? fucking dumb oh my god okay ah 哇嗚 真是勇敢 OK多棒的一個 *笑* another satisfied customer 天殺的,笨到靠北 喔買尬 OK呃... Wow it feels great that I can make *拍手* 又一位滿意的客戶 people feel good can you give me big 哇嗚 muscular arms a poor soul in pain in 讓人們更好感覺真不錯 need he doesn't have any arms it will be "你能給我一雙有大肌肉的手臂嗎?" my honor my privilege and my duty you 一個可憐的靈魂很痛苦,很需要 know some people say that using 他沒有手臂 Photoshop generated arms is unethical 那會成為我的光榮 我的榮幸 dangerous can cause life's 你知道,有些人說 life-threatening disease no I say no 用Photoshop P上一般手臂 there's nothing wrong with it there's 是不道德的 是危險的 nothing wrong with having arms and if 會造成生命,生命威脅的疾病 you have a problem with having arms 不 我說不 you've got a problem with me because I 擁有手臂才沒有錯 have arms what the fuck am I talking 而且如果你對於擁有手臂有成見 about dude you're gonna look so small we 你就是和我有成見 need to work out when you look this good 因為我有手臂 when you look this good boy damn dog you 我他媽在講什麼? go fuck them hoes up hit man you look 誰還需要運動 fucking at a touch 你看起來這麼棒啊男孩 天殺的 holy shit damn you look amazing another 你可以幹爆婊子們了!!! satisfied customer thank you give 幹,老兄,你看起來超他媽緊的啦 Gerrard his eyebrows back what happened 天啊靠,耶,你看起來超讚 to Gerard's eyebrows you know what not 又一個滿意的客戶! Mike not none of my business 感恩你 not a my Beza I've always wondered I "將 Gerard的眉毛還給他" know you think you've thought the same Gerard的眉毛出啥問題啦? thing I've always wondered what would it 你知道嗎 這不 be like to have ok meseta let's say it 不干我的事 不干我的事好嗎 on three one two caterpillar eyebrows 我一直很困惑 yes on point how high five 我知道你在想─ caterpillar eyebrows is the new hippest 你想到了同一件事 trend that a lot of people don't know 我一直很困惑啊 about I was a fan of caterpillar before 如果那樣的話會怎樣 caterpillars were cool okay alright 好吧,我們就說出來吧,倒數3秒 alright 1,2 caterpillars it's my thing it's what I 毛毛蟲眉毛 define my identity around 沒錯 正中紅心 peddlers I've been thinking about this 耶,擊掌啦 caterpillar thing for a long time 毛毛蟲眉毛 and I want you to know Gerard if you 就是新時尚的趨勢 actually want me to hit you up with some 還超多人不知道的勒 caterpillar eyebrows I can give you a 我以前很怕毛毛蟲 discount just because I really like your 其實毛毛蟲很酷啦,好嗎 music would you like some candy Peter a 好的,好的 bee we came down there and come now you 毛毛蟲是我的東西 get to caterpillar for free you get one 這就是確信我身分的,毛毛蟲 caterpillar is a friend that's Frank you 我有想過這個 get to print a caterpillar free while 毛毛蟲很久了 hillocks it looks good 而我想讓你知道,Gerard, it looks really good it feels rewarding 如果你確實要我 替你 it's Edgar's turn to be in the middle 弄上一些毛毛蟲眉毛 thank you so cute 我可以給你一點折扣 Jesus guys chill it was pretty pie come 因為我很喜歡你的音樂 on Wallace read you want fortify I swear 想來點毛毛蟲眉毛嗎? 我們完成了 I can tell you everything about the fuck 然後你也得到了 fix this okay no problem 兩隻免費的毛毛蟲 you're welcome 你得到了一個朋友,你得到一位朋友,毛毛蟲朋友 you're welcome that'll be another 50 哇,他看起來─ here's a classic example of how the fuck 他看起來真的很棒 am I supposed to do that turn me into 那看起來就像被賞賜 this pug okay well you're covering your "輪到Edgar在中間了" whole guy do you have glasses and a *笑* fucking mug in your face how am I 牠好可愛 supposed to do that now just because you 老天啊,大夥,冷靜點那是pewdiepie呀 made such a dumb suggestion I'm going to 拜託,華爾街周刊,你想要的是PooDiePie,我保證 turn this cup into the pod look what an 我可以和你說關於他的每件事 amazing time that part of that mug has *笑*三小啊 what the fuck am i doing "修好他"....恩 god dammit the fucking on monetization 好喔沒問題 man I don't know what to do I don't know 不客氣啦 what to do but now I know thanks to you 不用客氣 guys and my amazing talent we can work 那又是50元了 this out together 這是個經典的例子去... appreciate you and as always a little 我他媽該怎麼做啊? high came in without one "把我變成這隻巴哥犬"
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