Here we are.

我們又回來了

Back at it again!

失憶症...

Amnesia.

我好久沒看到這個主畫面了 好令人懷念

I have not seen this menu in so long and it's so nostalgic.

是個很棒的主畫面

It's a wonderful menu.

我想我們可以玩點舊的自創故事而不是開始新遊戲

Uh, I thought instead of just doing the new game, we'll do an old custom story.

這個故事叫 密室

This one is called "Sealed".

你被關著 困在自己的家裡 出不去

"You are sealed, stuck in your house."

你也逃不出去 你的惡夢準備好讓你嚇破膽

"You cannot get out, nor can you escape your nightmares. Prepare to get scared."

那我們就等著瞧吧! 我還蠻好奇 是否還是一樣嚇人

Well, we'll see about that.

真的挺好奇的

I wonder if this is still scary.

那是什麼...聲音? 聽起來像蟲子 或是什麼的

I wonder.

我最好去拿我的油燈 好

"What is that... Noise?"

書

"Sounds like bugs or... Something else."

太棒了 我喜歡

"I better get my lantern-"

"嘿Pewdie 是我 椅子 先生!!"

Okay.

我得說這遊戲有很棒的遊戲引擎

Book!

光是 亂玩就很好玩

Fantastic, I love this.

好 在哪裡?

*Mr. Chair* Hey Pewdie! It's me, Mr. Chair!

該死的 油 燈

The game had a wonderful engine. I gotta say that it's so fun to just mess around with.

說真的 在哪裡?

Alright, where is this...

我想我解開了所有的謎題就像 不我不要進去

God damn lantern?

好吧鎖起來了 他媽的油燈在哪?

For real though, where is it?

椅子

I feel like I've solved every single puzzle you could-

幫我看安不安全

No, I'm not gonna go there.

好 天啊好暗阿 我忘記這遊戲有多暗

Alright, this lock..

這遊戲在光線的設定上

Where's the fucking lantern?

做的很棒 其他遊戲看不太到的

Chair?

因為你沒辦法看得太遠

Check if it's safe.

在這裡啊

Okay, it's-

發生什麼事? 就是這樣 拿油燈

God damn, it's dark.

你最好的朋友

I forgot how dark the game is.

天啊我想念這款遊戲

They really did a great job on the..

那些 我不相信你!

The light system.

那些老Pewdiepie梗全回來了 2012的梗

You don't see it in a lot of games.

赫!

'Cause you can't see very far.

好吧看來我需要鑰匙才能通過

There she is.

我的天啊

What's happening-

窩～ 好喔 好喔 好喔 好吧

There we go. You have the lantern.

現在我相信你了

Your best friend.

喔靠 抱歉

You use those.

我哪裡做錯了?

Man, I miss this game.

我哪裡做錯了? 我把你放這裡

It was such-

確定你很安全

I don't trust you.

你太胖了

All the Pewdiepie memes are coming out.

我知道也可以從這裡面裝油 就是這樣

20-

好了 現在可以走了

2012 memes.

那現在或許我們可以 幹

Ha!

我應該要睡...甚麼?

Alright, I need a key to get past here, apparently.

真是個好棒的自創故事 你在"噩夢模式"

My God...

意思是說你在睡覺 但是小心 你還是會死亡!

Woaaahhh!

喔你看 好巨大的長廊!

Okay, okay, okay. Alright.

真好奇會不會有東西

I trust you now.

飛到我臉上呢?

Oh shit, sorry.

我們來看看吧

What do [did] I do wrong?

在這遊戲你也可以傾斜 窩～

What did I do wrong? I'll put you here.

喔天 這些回憶!

Just to make sure you're safe.

喔 靠! 我的男人!

You're too fat.

喔靠! 啊!!! 幹!

I know you can get oil from these as well.

還是很可怕

There you go.

是配樂的關係阿 這配樂太不可思議了

Okay, now we can go.

喔 靠! 啊!

And perhaps now we can-

讓我走!

Fuck!

我們沒事! 喔 糟糕!

I should try slee-

成功了 窩齁～

What?

而且還是很可怕 搞屁啊

This is an amazing custom story.

該死的 這已經是第27次晚上做惡夢了

"You're in 'Nightmare Mode',"

27次阿 好確切的數字

"It means you're sleeping, but beware, you can still die."

但我根本沒睡著阿 如果再繼續這樣我會發瘋的

Oh look, a giant corridor.

偶需要森經! 聖經經!

I wonder if anything is going to get...

這遊戲太尊重椅子了

Thrown into my face, perhaps.

好吧 你跟我走 椅子先生

Let's check it out.

如果那是你真名的話!!!

You can lean in this game as well.

可疑的地毯 我知道遊戲裡面有個地毯下面藏鑰匙

Wooooh!

天啊 我該把失憶症原作重玩一次嗎?

Oh man, the memories!

我不想玩 因為要花好多時間 大概四十分鐘去玩

Nev-

看來我就直接開門吧

Oh shit, my man!

好喔 這是什麼自創故事啊?

Oh shit! Aaah!

我可以走這邊嗎? 是鎖著的

Fuck! It's still scary!

凹

It's the fucking sounds, man. The sound is incredible.

回憶啊 在這裡 簡單 走這邊嗎?

Oh shit. Ahh!

看起來像...不是嗎?

Let me go!

非常經典的...

We're fine.

我喜歡這個選單

Ohh shit!

簡單明瞭 太棒了 這遊戲真的很棒

Down we go.

是這扇門阿

Woo!

非常可疑

Man, it's still scary, what the fuck?

啊!幹!

"Damn it! This is the 27th night.."

蝦咪!?

27 is very specific.

我記得這個是失憶症最不同的地方

"..That I didn't get any sleep at all. If this continues, I'll turn insane."

你真的會死

I need the Biblia.

如果你死...Stephano!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that- Biblia!

哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈

So much respect for chairs in this game.

太棒了...

Alright, you're coming with me, Mr. Chair.

以防萬一你不知道

If that's even your real name!

這傢伙就是我的好夥伴 "嘿Pewdie一直都4我"

Suspicious carpet..

該死的臭雕像

I know there's a key under one of the carpets in the game.

然後這些自創故事的創作者

Man, should I just replay the original Amnesia?

會把這個雕像到處放像是當彩蛋

I didn't wanna do it 'cause it takes so long.

Stephano

It builds up for like 40 minutes.

我不知道這個遊戲裡有它 太好笑了

Maybe I'll just do that.

"Pooodiepie你去哪了?"

All right, what is this custom story, man?

"已經84年了...."

Can I go here?

去吧

It's locked!

兄弟別擔心

Ow.

阿幹 當我沒說

♫ Memories. ♫

"抱歉"

There she is.

"是我殺了你的 你這王八蛋"

Eastern. Is that here?

該死的!

Oh, you have to like..

我被耍了 喔天 跳吧

No?

喔我其實沒事

Very classic uh..

喔是我的精神狀態變差了

Love the menu.

"我討厭2017的PooDiePie"

So simple. It's brilliant!

"最糟糕的Poodiepie 你變了阿"

This game really is brilliant.

打開了 欸 站的好 兄弟好個倒立阿

There she is.

你真的變厲害了

Very suspicious.

"我一直困在這遊戲裡面 困在爛遊戲裡面"

Oh, fuck!

我不知道我應不應該一直這樣 Ladaladaladalaudanum

What?

鴉片劑 雅片 牙片 鴉片劑 Felix沒那麼困難好嗎

I remember, this is one of the things about Amnesia that was so different.

窩 Felix你成長好多阿

You couldn't really die.

阿幹!

You d-- Stephano!

好多了 這會治精神狀態

hahahaha

別在他媽的崩潰了

*continues laughing*

發生什麼事?

YES!

遊戲又在載了

So for those of you don't know this guy was like my main guy-

阿該死的 我們又在噩夢模式了 Stephano?

Hey Pewdie, it's been a long time

你去哪了? 我愛你

*laughing*

喔天

This fucking statue

箱子 不可置信

And then developers like doing the custom ones they would put it everywhere in the game as a little easter egg

桶仔們 老朋友們 你們好嗎? 真是好久不見阿 我好愛你們

Stefano!

我最愛的桶仔們是最棒的 記得嗎?

I didn't know he was in this one. That's hilarious.

很好笑的是

Where have you been, Poodiepie? It's been 84 years

這遊戲不知為何有個設定

There you go

你可以玩弄物件 因為遊戲也沒什麼東西了

Don't worry, bro. Ah, fuck nevermind

就變成了YouTube最受歡迎的影片

It was me that killed you, you son of a bitch!

你去哪了? 桶子先生 你跟我來

God damn it. I've been tricked. Oh, God, jump. I'm fine, actually.

地毯放置的位置很奇怪 總覺得應該是...

Oh, it's my sanity that is low.

我們來這邊看看 我漏掉什麼 也許有

I fucking hate 2017 Pewdiepie

也許裡面有鑰匙 不是

Its the worst Pewdiepie, you changed man!

Slerrab(要倒著念)

There we go...oh nice, nice head stand there, buddy.

我把鑰匙藏在這房間裡某一個

You really got it going for you

桶仔下面!!!!

I've been stuck in this game, this shitty game...

那些該死的桶仔 是你嗎? 是你嗎?

I don't know if I should do this whole Laudanananaum (trying to say "Laudanum")

什麼? 喔在這裡

Lah-Laudanum

喔不會吧 喔不會吧

Lau-Laudanum. It's not that hard to say, Felix.

喔不會吧 我在這裡面休息一會吧

Wow, you really grown a lot, Felix.

阿天啊 那些回憶

Ah, fuck!

得躲掉 "兄弟"阿

There we go, let's take the sanity potion.

還真的是"兄弟們"的來由阿 因為我 阿糟糕

[So I ] won't keep fucking collapsing.

因為我一直叫它"兄弟"

What's happened?

欸兄弟 你有一對好屁屁阿

Game is loading again.

希望兄弟們 我是說姊妹們

Oh God. We are in nightmare mode again

看著這個畫面想 喔 你看他

Stephano?

他一點都不害怕 什麼的

Where did you go?

我只是想要來點懷舊 我直接衝了

I loved you...

不了伙伴 喔糟糕他把門用壞了

Oh, God

不過他好像沒看到我 所以

Box

成功了

Incredible

掰掰～

*excited gasp*

等等 桶仔先生 "沒錯 你怎麼可以忘了我"

Barrels!

我最喜歡的角色 桶仔先生

My good, old friends.

去吧!

How are you? It's been a long time.

喔別鬧了 喔別鬧了!

I love you so much

我討厭 阿!幹!不要!

My favorite- barrels are the best, remember?

啊! 幹!

Its funny, 'cause like...

還是很可怕 因為配樂太讚了

The game just happened to have a physics system...

我以前從來沒發現

where you can interact with objects, cause the game really doesn't have much else

我以為是怪物嚇人 但我覺得應該是兩者綜合 反正該死的

But that just somehow made it so fucking popular for YouTube videos

有更多油了寶貝

Where'd he go? You're coming with me, Mr. Barrel.

被追還是去他媽的可怕 東邊大廳閣樓的鑰匙

Very...

任何進入這房子的人都不能存有

weiredly placed carpet.

等待他人被上千個噩夢與困擾的黑暗裂縫吞噬

I feel like that's like...

我還記得另一件所有的自創故事都

Let's have a look here; what'd I miss, huh?

讓我很煩 我以前沒有認知到的一件事的就是

Maybe a...

但是 總覺得 我現在可以說了

Maybe a key in one of these? NOPE!

就算你可以做出一個很棒的模組 不代表你很會寫故事 好嗎?

Slerrab - okay, I've hidden the key...

就算你是一個遊戲創作者 也不代表你是作家 好嗎?

...in this room...

老天爺 大家會把文章放到筆記裡面

under one of the

然後寫的超爛的

BARREL

讀起來超爛的

THOSE

我的天啊

FUCKING

也不是說我比較厲害 但是老天爺 大家就會暴怒

BARRELS.

"你都不讀紙條!"噢 真的很爛阿...

Was it you?

如果這些門都是鎖的那你幹嘛放門?

WAS IT YOU?

喔我們是從這邊來的

What?

那我漏掉什麼?

Oh there!

不過重新來玩遊戲會覺得 挺迷人的 我喜歡

Aww, HELL no

說真的所有門都是鎖的

Aww, HELL no!

這又帶你看到這遊戲的第三個重點

Aww HELL no, man.

謎題阿

Imma chill in here, man.

失憶症原作做得很好

OH Jesus, Remember?

把恐怖時刻和謎題平衡得很好玩

Having to hide from "The bro."

也保留了讓玩家去探索的興致

That's actually where "bro" came from, 'cause I -

但我在自創遊戲發現很多

Oh shit

喔我們還有鑰匙 好吧 我不知道是去哪扇門?

I kept calling HIM "bro"

呃...你很容易在自創遊戲裡卡關

EY, BRO!

你就會被煩死然後暴怒然後就會失去玩遊戲的興致了

You got a great ass, bro!

好的我們到了 這看起來一點也不可疑是吧?

I hope you bros aren't...

也許我該重完一遍失憶症原作 你們大家接受來個系列嗎?

---SISTERS. I'm sorry

我不知道有不有趣

Looking at this like "Aw man..."

Blah!

"...look at him now..."

也許我可以在直播玩

"...He's not even scared or all this shit."

可以考慮一下

I want this to be sorta... reminiscent.

這樣大家就可以一起看了

I'm just gonna go for it.

也許可以 桶仔!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing.

沒什麼滿足感啦 "Pewds你為什麼討厭我們?"

Oh shit, he broke the door

"因為我們是咖啡色的嗎? 我們知道你有種族歧視的"

Well, he didn't see me somehow so that worked out

"因為我們" 噢噢噢噢噢 幹!

bYE ByE~~!

喔!

Wait, Mr. Barrel.

也許我可以請你們創作自創遊戲 在Reddit競賽

Of course!

阿 老天

How could you forget about me?

喔不! 喔不要是水怪啊!

My favorite character of all time, Mr. Barrel

該死的水怪

Go!

阿 幹!

Ohhh!

我的天啊 我有鋸骨器

HELL NOOO!

為何?

Oh HELL NOO!

我怎麼可能撐得過去阿

Oh yeah you feel--

阿一點都沒屁用!

AAaaaAgGGGgHHH!!!

我要用衝的了

WhAt?!

我的天啊阿阿阿阿阿

AGHH!

窩喔喔喔喔喔

OHH!

成功了

Fuck!

阿阿 阿阿阿 阿阿阿阿阿阿

It's still REALLY scary

幹! 幹幹幹幹幹!!!!!...

'cause the sound is fucking awesome

哈哈 阿 幹 哈哈

I've never realized that before - I thought..

哈哈哈 阿....

I thought it was the... the monsters

還是一如往常是吧? 我對麥克風尖叫太大聲了 我很抱歉

but I guess the combination of each but, DAMN.

窩齁

We got some OIL

振作一點 振作一點

Being chased... it's still scary as fuck

哈哈哈

Eastern Hall Attic Key (Your British is showing, Pewds)

喔天啊

Anyone entering this house must remain for

好回憶啊 我們在這遊戲很愉快阿

a great evil lies in wait to devour anyone into its dark cruel grip of a thousand nightmare of hauntings

太開心了

I remember another thing with a... all the custom mods is that

喔天啊 回憶啊 都回來了阿

That really bothered me a lot, it was Uhhh--

都回來了阿 太可惜了 真的太可惜了

and I didn't really acknowledge it at the time, but...

我是說我可以了解 遊戲製作者不想一直做同樣的遊戲

I feel like now I can say it

他們想做點遊戲讓人們去做

Just 'cause you can make a good mod, doesn't mean you can write, Ok?

他們有做了一個遊戲 我一直沒機會去玩 叫做...

Just 'cause you're a game developer

我現在想不起來 我看到門後有洞

Doesn't mean you're a fucking writer

沒有嗎? 好吧 我知道會有那種

Jesus Christ people would put like ESSAYS in the goddamn notes,

鋸骨器 我幹嘛一直拿鋸骨器?

and they were SO BAD!

我知道有東西藏這裡 我都知道藏匿點在哪

So BADLY written.

我玩到太熟了... 等等我們不是從這裡來的嗎?

My God...

好喔現在這裡有血了

I'm not saying I could do better but Jesus Christ,

血總是個告訴你該往哪走的好指標

it was like-- and people got so pissed.

這 看起來一點也不糟

"You're not reading the notes!"

什麼? 我沒看過這間房間 "呃 Pew...

And I'm like

喔天啊

Ugh, but its SO BAD.

就這樣? 就這樣? 哈哈

Why would you put all these doors in here, if they're all locked?

亞當赫夫阿 Oldan314

Oh!

這是他們每個結局都會放的 一個小訊息

Oh this is where I--We came from.

最結尾的時候

What'd I miss, then?

不同的結尾不一樣 因為我猜這遊戲三種不同結局

It is sort of charming, though. To revisit.

能重回失憶症真的很有趣 讓我知道你們的看法

I like it.

我想還算適合

Ah--Is seriously every single door locked?

適合這樣的遊戲 這種類型

It brings you to the third point of this game which is...

謝謝你們的收看 希望你們喜歡和我一起回來看看

The Puzzles!

我很開心 我沒辦法停止微笑 真的很好玩

They did a really good job in the original game of balancing...

喜歡的話按個讚 姊妹們 或兄弟們 下集見

...you know, the intense moments with...

...puzzles that were really fun and... and still...

...IMMERSIVE to explore.

But I found a lot [of the time] in custom stories...

Ah we still have a key, okay.

I don't know which door it goes to

Uhh...

Y-you get stuck in the custom story,

and we just get kind of annoyed and pissed off, and it breaks the immersion, sorta.

Alright, here we go, this does not look suspicious at all, does it?

Maybe I should replay the original game

Would you guys be down for that FULL Let's Play?

I dunno if that's interesting

BRAP!