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  • Have you guys seen all the Twitter drama lately?

    你們有看到最近推特上那些人在灣家嗎?

  • ALL the diss tracks, HE SAID WHAT IN THAT SONG???

    一堆diss track,他在歌裡說了甚麼???

  • OH MAH GODDDDDD

    窩der天RRRRRR

  • Wow..

    哇!!!

  • so.. INTERESTING!

    有夠精彩

  • he is reacting

    他還回應...

  • to the reaction of that diss track

    別人對他的diss track的回應

  • and that diss track- that diss track, I didn't like that diss track as much as the other one

    還有這...這個diss track也沒好到哪去

  • OOHHHHHHH

    喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

  • SkydoesMinecraft did what

    SkydoesMinecraft也有

  • When did your bar drop, lower than my sub count

    (爛歌)

  • "When did you dar drop lower than my sub count"

    喔,有夠嗆

  • That was hella tight' man. Hell, Yeah.

    diss track

  • *some type of unidentified species sounds*

    我以為不會再有這些狗屎爛蛋diss track 了,我還說不夠嗎? 難道我沒說過這些嗎?

  • diss track

    你耳朵沒打開吧? 你就是硬要再做一個diss track

  • I thought we were done with these fuckin' shitty diss track videos, didn't I tell you ? Didn't I fuckin tell you about the diss tracks?

    一堆Youtube毒瘤,我已經想不到

  • You didn't listen. Did you? Ooooh, you just HAD to make another diss track

    比這些讓人尷尬症發作的毒瘤更爛的,還一副

  • Fucking cancer of YouTube, I can't think of anything worse

    "我能讓兩個句子押韻"

  • Than these fucking cringy ass fucking youtubers being all like

    "欸,我...我發誓我屌超大"

  • "Oh I can rhyme 2 words together"

    "真的很大...你小屌但我的屌比你大一百倍"

  • "Look at me, my dick is big. I s- I swear guys"

    "喔?你要單飛?從我們在Youtube上的小團體單飛?"而且根本沒人在乎,這是甚麼洨???

  • "It's really big ... you have a small penis, but my penis is a lot bigger. I swear" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    這些到底是三小?不要 不要再搞這鳥了,我不在乎

  • "Oh you left our team ? our artificial team on YouTube ? ooOoOh... that no one cares about anyway?" What the fuck is this shit?

    啊...

  • What the fuck is all this shit, stop it. stop it. I don't care...

    總之,今天呢...

  • *sighs*

    我們要來看Reddit的Pewdiepie版

  • Anyway, today

    上禮拜我要你們在上面po你們想po的,然後我會來看

  • We're going to react to some of the reddit ...

    真的...真的很開心,來開始吧

  • the Pewdiepie subreddit. Last week, I asked you guys to post literally anything you want, I am going to check it out

    一開始就來個尊重"旅人"哏,這個...

  • And it's usually a good time, it's usually a good time. Let's have some fun; starting off with a respect women meme.. that's uhhhh

    非常不好笑,謝謝

  • Incredibly unfunny thank you, all right. What do we got here?

    好,下一個是?

  • SleepyPie the ultimate respe- That's a pretty cool fan art

    SleepyPie十分尊重...這畫得還蠻酷的

  • I actually really like that. I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at but that's pretty cool

    我真的蠻喜歡的,雖然我不知道這是三小但我覺得蠻酷的

  • Ay, we got another one of these incredible

    喔!又有一張神人超仿真作品

  • "I did this with real life paint stuff." So cute, amazing talent. I love it. Thank you.

    超可愛、超厲害的,我很喜歡 謝謝

  • And as always...

    一如往常地...

  • Sister fister, I don't get it. Is that his sister? he's oh

    姊妹拳(fist在英文也含有性意味)

  • Is that game of thrones? That's a great show, I need to watch it (common pewds)

    我不懂,那是他姊姊嗎? 原來

  • I kept joking about me making a book, called "How to Respect Women"

    那是冰與火之歌嗎? 聽說很好看,我該來看看了

  • I guess someone already did it.

    我一直開玩笑說我在寫一本"如何尊重旅人"的書

  • "A pure

    我看已經有人寫了

  • Masterpiece"

    曠世巨作

  • Said by no one! No one said that. But I'd still buy it you know you would buy that shit don't fucking lie to me

    一個無名氏說的但我還是買單,你一定會買這本書的老實告訴我

  • "Dream Tube a YouTube dating simulator"

    Youtube夢中情人模擬器

  • I want this game, please. Oh my God,

    我想玩這遊戲,拜託

  • have you seen the size of Jack's hands? My God. I am into big hands, so I'm into this game

    天啊,你看Jack的手大成那鬼樣子

  • Look at Mark's hand, Goddamn giant hands. I love it

    我超喜歡手大的人,這遊戲我要定了

  • You can do some sister fisting with those hands if you know what I mean, you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    你看Mark的大手,愛死了

  • You dirty little bitch. Hey, where are you? You know what I mean, okay?

    你可以用那種手對你的姐姐做一些"姊妹拳"你懂我意思嗎?你應該知道我在說甚麼吧

  • You know what I mean

    你這齷齪的小婊子,你跑哪了 你知道我在說什麼吧

  • Thank you for putting the "Felix" text there just to clarify this meme in case you're fucking

    你聽得懂吧?

  • RETARDED!

    謝謝你為了表達清楚在那裡多加個Felix,除非你是個

  • Legit you can make these from going to websites okay? I know this took zero effort. So- jus- get out of here

    智障!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Netflix plan to spend seven billion on original content in 2018. Your move Felix"

    你完全可以在有些網站上做這個,我知道這完全不費功力,滾吧

  • Well, I know they're borrowing money to do it, right?

    "Netflix預計2018年將在原創內容上花費80億"

  • They're- the- they're spending a bunch of mon- no one cares, basically. Yes

    Felix,該你了

  • I could probably ask them to make me a show, but no fuck that

    我知道他們是用貸款來做這些事,對吧?

  • SCARE PEWDIEPIE REST IN PEACE *dabdabdab*

    他們花了一堆ㄑ...沒人在乎

  • "when you gotta make a youtube video at 8 but you also go to protest." *Pewds realises* Ok ok ok?

    我大可請他們幫我開節目,但別想

  • Listen, I don't want to see this discriminatory racist memes anymore ok? I'm sweet cut 64 now

    Scare Pewdiepie R.I.P

  • That's my real name and this is how I roll

    當你早上8點要拍影片但又要參加納粹遊行的時候...好...好...

  • this... shit is disgusting *spits*

    注意,我不想再看到這些種族歧視哏了好嗎

  • That's a brand new display. I don't know why that's... it's still disgusting

    我現在是swed_cock_64(瑞典老二64)了

  • I don't want to see these filthy memes on my page ok, DELETE THEM

    這就是我的真名,和我做人的態度

  • DELETE THEM , thank you. Hey, it's a Nick Crompton "England is my City" meme

    這東西...令人反胃*吐口水*

  • these are definitely not getting old these are definitely still really fresh.

    這螢幕是新的,我不知道我這樣做幹嘛

  • "Happy Anniversary Melix" aww that's so cute

    還是很噁心!!!

  • Thank you. That's very nice. I saw this. Me and Marizia both saw this.

    我不想再看到這種下流哏出現在我的版上,給我刪掉!!!!

  • Very cute. We had our six-year anniversary

    給我刪掉!!!!!!!!

  • dabbing on-

    嘿,又是那個Nick Crompton的"英格蘭是我的城市"哏

  • for each year.

    這哏絕對還沒過7,還是依然的新鮮

  • There you go, you're welcome Marzia. Oh yeah by the way squad fam. Oh, "oh you stole squad fam from

    周年快樂,Melix!!! 超可愛的

  • Jacksepticeye cuz he has it on his shirt!" listen. This ? stole it from me, okay

    謝謝你,真的非常窩心

  • I have my lawyer send a cease-and-desist to this bitch, and this was his face afterwards

    我有看到,我和Marzia都有看到

  • That's right. Hey *laughing*

    超可愛,我們剛過完6周年紀念

  • These are good these are fucking good the Min Yoonh one is

    一年

  • impeccable. the fact that people aren't paying-commissioning me to do artworks for millions and billions. It's disgusting.. DISAPPOINTING

    dab一下

  • Pewdiepie knight... okay

    就這樣,不要客氣Marz-

  • That's pretty cool. That's pretty fucking epic that looks legit

    喔對了,squad fam

  • you're so talented, you guys are so talented. "Pewdiepie Channel 20-" ah

    猴~你從Jacksepticeye,因為他衣服上有寫這個

  • You're just so mean you guys are so mean you know that?

    欸,這小鬼才偷我的哏好嗎?

  • *Laughs*

    我已經請我的律師發給他禁止令了,這是他看到之後的表情

  • "Guys, I saw jackspedicy." Wait a minute, enhance on that photo enhance. Oh my God.

    對,沒錯

  • "What up squad fam"? Hey, it's Endigo again. I know I am saint.

    嘿嘿嘿

  • (He knows he is a saint)

    這超讚的,這些真的很猛

  • I know I am perfect

    那個Min Yoonh

  • (He knows he is perfect)

    真的是無可挑剔

  • I know these things already

    沒人花大錢請我作畫真的是沒有道理

  • (He knows these things already)

    太失望了

  • Squad fam let's begin( Squad fam let's begin)

    Pewdiepie騎士 好...

  • Next week squad fam. I challenge you bros I mean squad fam squad fam

    還蠻酷的,看起來很屌,很酷炫

  • I challenge you squad fam

    你們都超厲害的,真的很厲害

  • Next week squad fam to do anything literally do whatever the fuck reddit.com/r/pewdiepiesubmissions

    2017的Pewdiepie

  • That was really dope. Thank you Endigo and Day by day, you guys always impress me with your talent. This is so good!

    你們真的很壞,壞透了你們知道嗎

  • "When you have to explain your joke" what the fuck is this image, where do you find all this shit?

    嘿,我遇到Jackspedicey(Jacksepticeye)喔!!!

  • "He looks like a wamen in that picture"

    等等,把那照片放大,放大

  • Thank you. He said whatever you want. So I turned him into a wheel. Thank you. That's awesome. Thank you

    天啊...

  • Thank you so much. Is this gimmick getting old? this is legit the fourth time I see this

    你們好, squad fam

  • Step up your memes this is garbage

    喔!又是Endigo做的

  • Dissapointed!

    這真的很屌,感謝Endigo和Day By Dave,你們每次都能驚艷到我,潮蚌der!!!!!

  • "Besides that, do you respect women? Sometimes." *gasp* oh my God!!

    當你還要跟別人解釋你的笑話的時候

  • I have this very sub Pewdiepie meme going on right now. Okay. It's based on a video that

    這圖是三小,你到底哪裡找來的?

  • I had to delete because it got er, it got copyrighted, but basically it's me laughing at

    他這張看起來超像"旅人"

  • Japanese anime, I know I know no no don't don't click away yet, basically me

    穴穴尼

  • Reacting to japanese anime where they try to speak English, and it's the funniest shit

    他說什麼都可以,所以我把它變成一個方向盤

  • I don't know why it's so funny, but lo- look at this

    謝謝,超棒的,謝謝你

  • Oh My God, and then there's of course this one

    這哏甚麼時候才會膩啊!!!!!

  • Hello, everyone!

    這已經是我第4次看到這張圖了

  • (Hallå everynyan!)

    來點新哏好嗎,這已經爛了

  • harro! evenynne onea

    太失望了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • (How ae you? wae, tsank you.) (Oh my gaah!)

    "除了這個"

  • OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOD

    你尊重"旅人"嗎

  • OK pewdiepie 2017. My name is JEFF! you laf*laugh*

    偶爾

  • Respect wahmen. sister fis- okay, whatever what about the squad fam? Huh? I think you mean squad fam.squad fam.

    OH MY GAH

  • We do the praying emoJi

    我又多了一個新哏,是在我一個被刪掉的影片裡

  • Squad fam. *claps* "Do you respect wamen?sleep it is edible painting on cookies" wait? You made it slippy cookie?

    因為...因為版權問題

  • That's amazing. Slippy!

    大致上就是我在笑日本動漫

  • Slippy would you like it to see this?

    我知道,別別別別先走掉

  • Is it too hot in there for you?

    基本上就是我在看日本動漫一個他們說英文的橋段

  • He loves it! portrait of Marzia. okay, I said you can do whatever you want, but it needs to be related to me

    真的是很好笑

  • Okay? I'm the important one here pay at- don't- I am the one that matters.

    我不知道為甚麼好笑,看...看這個

  • This is very cute by the way

    歐麥.....尬!!!

  • I will make sure she sees it but no! "Hey Pewds, check out the art for your next line of merch hit up ya boi"

    然後還有這個

  • "zero deaths." that's actually pretty cool, but no.

    大家豪~~

  • "Pewdiepie and the Quest for good content" what do you mean? Wha do you mean are you not enjoying this video?

    ??????????

  • Oh, that's right. Be sure to leave a like by the way ;)

    歐麥尬~~

  • What is up with my hair J- Jesus Christ. Whoa? That's actually fucking good. That's really good

  • What do you mean you tried some? all these humble ass artists

  • "Oh, it looks like crap" the mona Lisa. *Whiny noises* "It looks terrible man"

    尬!!!!!!!!!

  • come on this is good. You know this is good. Don't lie to me.

    2017 Pewdiepie合集

  • Explain this poods. He was a Harry Potter fan all along

    偶素Jeff!!

  • *Laughs*

    你笑了...

  • Well, you got me

    尊重旅人,姊妹...

  • JK Rowling, if you're watching this. Yeah, yeah. I hope you're happy. Okay. Because I'm not a Harry Potter fan anymore

    好啦,隨便

  • Because you're mean, you're so mean, you're a mean salty ass bitch!

    那squad fam呢?我猜你指的是squad fam

  • Consider yourself not a fan. I mean myself

    Squad fam

  • Whatever shut up, shut up, JK. "One of these are not like the others Jake-" *laugh*

    還要比祈禱手式

  • You snuck that one in there good job. Good meme appreciate it. This beard has turned my manliness and

    Squad fam

  • strength plus ten at least

    你尊重"旅人"嗎?Slippy一向如此

  • "Remember Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars? This is him-" *giggle*

    可以吃的畫畫餅乾

  • A lot of people don't know this but it was me. I didn't want to admit it because everyone hates Jar jar

    你做了一個Slippy的餅乾?

  • I guess to be fair, I am technically like the Jar Jar of YouTube anyway...

    太厲害了,太...

  • So, have you bought my merch yet? "all hail captain sweet"

    Slippy你要看嗎?

  • Yes, look at those muscles! Hell yeah!

    箱子裡面太熱了嗎?

  • *animal noise* That was another one of the reddit Pewdiepie Submissions

    他喜歡!

  • and in the spirit of all the cancer on YouTube make a diss track on me

    Marzia的肖像畫

  • That's your next job is to submit your diss track on me

    我雖然說你們po任何東西,但是是要和我有關的

  • Okay

    好嗎?我才是這裡最重要的,注..我才是重點

  • Bring it on suckers! because I will dab left an' right ain't nothing you can say about me.

    順帶一提,這還蠻可愛的

  • Diss track me for the next one make a diss track you have seven days

    我會給她看的

  • Make it happen Fam squad Jiu-Jitsu. Thank you for watching this video. Make sure you *clap*

    但還是不行!!!

  • Jiu-Jitsu and I'll see you bros in the next- *Stuttering* I'll see fam squad in the next video *clap*

    看看這個為你下一系列商品設計的圖案,記得聯繫我

Have you guys seen all the Twitter drama lately?

你們有看到最近推特上那些人在灣家嗎?

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