字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hello my fellow bean lovers, (did you just assume-) I'm sorry for making assumptions But if you clicked on this video, I'm just going to assume that you're a fellow passionate follower of the one and only BEANS Our favorite hobbies is Eating beans and watching Cars and trying to avoid ridicule. Of course, there are haters (grrr) that doesn't (pewds I think you mean "don't" but okay) like beans *pulls out a very detailed map of the world* This is our plan of destruction, we will take over from this front moving over to here If you guys like beans, please go ahead and leave a like on this video right now if you like bean so much, huh? Why don't you go ahead and like this video, then I bet you don't even like beans that much I bet you don't even sleep with your beans. I bet you don't even eat beans while eating beans (I can't believe you pewds) Pathetic. Well, I guess it's time for that to change (god has come) Let's go through some inspo (inspiration) of THE BEANS *new level of running out of ideas* Want to thank whoever poured baked beans all over the slides at this park and didn't clean it up Very funny! Have you done your part? Have you done your duty? Have you been spreading beans across the world like this fellow, bean lover? I don't think so (Pewds is disappointed) So don't even talk to me unless you put beans somewhere That seemingly it wouldn't belong. I salute this bean sliding man or wahman We accept anyone A picture worth a thousand beans Listen up. Listen up. Unless you treat beans like the art form it is Then we're not gonna get anywhere in this. I just want to eat it, but I can't. that's ART We have to keep our guilty pleasure a secret. Sometimes hiding beans in our snacks So people won't judge us well (too late Pewds) Well- *laugh of relation* I've done this myself while watching Cars 1 and 2 at the cinema. First time. I was ridiculed Second time. I came prepared Life Hack came for free but of course, we don't only just eat beans. That's right everybody We drink beans And you know, why? Because they have a lot of P R O T E I N in them. Not s*y beans, you see these giant muscles? You see these? (oH sTOp FLeXiNg pEWdS i aM sO jEAlOuS) That's cuz of the protein in the beans Oh my god. That is disgusting That's what a level-one bean lover would say, I however, am at least five ranks up in the bean-verse and this is a Lovely dip to put your feet in I would just love to slide it smoothly right into those Crocs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sliding to a woman's DM's-ahah. No, thank you. Sliding to a croc filled with beans. Ah- That's right a very good What is this video? I'm trying to figure it out as I'm going. Frequently bought together Unless this says on your Amazon account. Then you're just a fake fan (disgusting), a fake follower, a poser. always $19.99. That's a great- that's a great deal. Excuse me, while I have a bite on this delicious Apple. Oh That's right. You thought I was eating Apples? Nah NAH FAM I'm eating beans. There's always beans. If a bean disliker were to slice me in half right now I wouldn't bleed. I would bleed beans I wouldn't bleed blood, I would bleed beans. It's in my veins It's in my system. It's in my DNA I eat beans only n-words who eat beans can like this picture That is me giving the video a thumbs up Just like you should. If you like beans unless you're a faker daker This man has so much beans in his body That it's coming out of his eyes and he has to keep them contained which I can respect 100% Some say; This is the profit in the bean-mi-verse some say he can see the future... through the beans (so he's a bean Dr.Strange?) Sometimes we just have to abandon the beans but rest assured we'll come back for the beans Man, this is some... These beans are fire Nothing like some cold beans. Sometimes you get distracted from what's important in life Looking to renovate your home, well here's a cheap life hack for you. Just crack open a can of beans This sub brings me so much joy Who needs money? Everyone is talking about all these new currencies. Bitconnect BTC but what does it really stands for? That's right. Beans Times Trumps Coins Beans Trump's Coins. That's right. Everybody. We're.. I'll accept beans from now on instead of donations Want your home to smell lovely and nice? Bean up, baby. BEAN UP *smells around* Margaret, may I say, this house smells Wonderful! Is is bEaNS?! Here we have beans inside of beans. That's hilarious. Why are you still watching this video? It's all beans (It's love, Pewds. Even if the vid's not that great) How do you wash your clothes? That's right. Everybody with beans. That's how I keep my white shirt so clean Thanks to beans. Arigaotu Bean-sama Cupholder, is what a moron would use it for Bean cup dispenser Yeah~ Nothing like drinking some beans, everybody Some classic Coca Cola flavored beans. Oh my god, Jack. Now I'm just getting annoyed. What did they- stop? I mean, no. That looks great. That looks delicious Pistachios. B-stichios. BEANSTACHIOS Delicious. Delicious, everybody! *pewds in disgust* What the hell stop Abort! Abort! Oh My God Stop, please. Stop, please Wonder what kind of games will launch? Freshly squeezed beans, everybody. Wow. *kiss* (magnifique) Nothing, like a- nothing gets me going in the morning like some freshly squeezed beans. oof nothing to stop a child from being conceived like shoving some beams up there Up top, everybody! If you do it right now. Nothing like some- well that's coffee beans That doesn't count. Get out of here. Nothing like some beans in the banana lamp. What is wrong with me? I think- think I'm losing it. (Why are we still here?) Nothing likes some beans to tell the time. Oh my god What's so great about beans is that if you spill your drink, there's always more beans *pewds refreshed* Nothing quenches my thirst like a fresh can of beans with the boys. Hmm, yummy *family friendly words of encouragement* (oh dear) Are you kidding me?! God dam it It's not even Christmas Unless you put beans in your Christmas ornament It's not your birthday unless you get a bean birthday cake. And it's not a summer without a bean ice cream Beans is everything the essence of life. How do you think the Germans lost the war? *World War II flashbacks* Because this is what they were fighting, (THE BEANS RETURN) They clearly stood no chance. What do you think was in the a-bomb that hit in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? That's right beans. Beans'- just- everything Man, that's a big bean... You think I ran this joke to the death yet? (Yes. Good job. *clap clap*) Now, go forth my fellow bean lovers You have been trained in the art of bean loving Spread the word Tell your friends and family to watch this video and tell them about the beans. That's right. If your friend send you this video, that means they care for you. That means they love you. That means they want what's best for you. That's right B E A N S Now excuse me. I'm gonna have to go and find some more beans. There's always beans to hunt. I'm also creating a game called Bean-Bean Hunt *pewds with 300 IQ* It's kind of like Pokemon go but with beans instead I hope you guys will like that and as always, Bean Fist. Thank you guys for watching. BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS (What the heck was the point of this video.) (Probably to kill the meme.) (Like seriously, Pewds) (Hush, child. He knows exactly what he's doing...I think) A$$ (When beans didn't give you enough content so you have to show off a spicy game to get the video to the ten minute mark) (Poor Brad and Brad 2) (Press "F" in the comments for respect) *God has left* (This music is dope by the way) (Seriously. Why are you still here?) (Go) (Are expecting Sam Jackson to pop in here) (wearing a saucy leather number?)
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