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  • Katy Perry has been all over YouTube lately to promote her new album

    Katy Perry最近在整個YouTube上宣傳她的新專輯

  • "I am a white sup-remanist"

    '我是白種人至上主義者' (天啊Pews )

  • "I am a white sup-remanist".

    不它(專輯)叫'證明'

  • no, it's called "witness"

    最近很多人滿討厭我家女孩Katy P

  • Now a lot of people have been hating on my girl, Katy Pay, lately.

    我想讓你們知道,如果你惹了我家Katy P,就等於招惹我

  • And I want y'all to know...

    因為你正在做的是不尊重女生

  • ...if you mess with my girl Katy Pay,

    抱歉

  • you're messing with me

    是'女性' ,你不尊重女性

  • you're messing with me

    在下Felix,第一提倡的就是尊重女性

  • Because what you're doing

    我在這裡,做這影片

  • Because what you're doing

    要保護------------

  • Is disrespecting women

    女ㄒ--我最喜歡的藝術家

  • Is disrespecting women

    Kerry Perry(?)

  • *sorry*

    *亂念*Kerry Perry,Katy Perry(對了)

  • WHAMEN, you're disrespecting whaman

    *來亂* #$%&^@

  • and, me, me, me, Felix, number one advocate for respecting whaman.

    我第一眼看到人們討論Katy Perry的是

  • im here, making this video...

    她的髮型

  • DEFENDINGGG !

    她剃掉她的頭髮

  • wama-..

    大家問 "為什麼??" "你以前比較好看,現在你看起來像我阿嬤"

  • my favorite artist..

    "Katy Perry,

  • Kerry Perry.

    你剪頭髮不是在取笑Britney Spears?"

  • Kerry Perry.

    [男:她與她的回歸了--女:我要閃人嗎*3]

  • Kar Peri

    [男:音樂已經開始了,不過中間有段空檔 女:是啊那叫照顧你的心靈健康]

  • Katy Perry,

    [男:評價是? 女:超棒!]

  • Katy Perry

    [男:你的感想是什麼? 女:我還沒剪掉我的頭髮]

  • care package inbound.

    [男:我喜歡你的髮型]

  • The *first* thing I've seen when people talk about Katy Perry,

    但真的,她這真的不是要

  • Is her hair. She shaved her hair.

    取笑Britney Spears,而且她也沒精神崩潰

  • "Why" people say, you looked way more attractive before

    她只是剪頭髮而已啊

  • Why people say, you looked way more attractive before

    她其實

  • Now you look like my grandma

    是模仿我的髮型(最好)

  • Katy Perry, didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair?

    她昨天傳訊息給我,我還有證據

  • didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair?

    她大概是說

  • (host) "she's back with music and is here at the grammys" (katy) "did I leave?" "Should I leave?"

    嘿狗狗這是你家的KaKaKerry Perry

  • (host) "well the music, your music, there was a pause in your music for a moment"

    我可以模仿你的髮型嗎

  • (katy) "yea, well thats called talking care of your mental health."

    你看起來潮棒的

  • (host) "how'd that go?" (katy) "uh, fantastic!"

    閃閃發光的表情*2

  • (katy) "and I haven't shaved my head yet"

    百分之百

  • (host) I like your hair.. *Yeah we did too*

    百分之百

  • - I like your hair

    我當然說"不行

  • But, really what she's doing here is

    滾吧Katy Perry,這是我的造型" (這一切都是假的 假的)

  • But, really what she's doing here is

    但她還是剪了

  • is *not* making fun of Britney Spears..

    我就當作算了

  • And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair

    因為我真的真的超尊重

  • And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair

    女生

  • she is actually copying my hair. *all facts*

    關於她推銷她的專輯

  • She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it

    她..呃...她上了很多不同的節目

  • She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it

    呃這是跟一個

  • i ha-

    有名的...科學家...?

  • i have evidence of it

    天文學家..?

  • uh, she basically wrote

    他是做什麼的..? 他 他他是做什麼的??

  • yo dawg, it's ya boi

    天體物理學家

  • kakakerryperry can i

    呃..NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON

  • copy your hairstyle you look hella swaggen

    [男:坐下吧 女:謝謝]

  • in it

    [女:這叫做"星星探討"]

  • lit emoji lit emoji

    有人說呃..Katy Perry,你真是個他媽的智障

  • 100%, 100%

    *笑*

  • I of course said "No, Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle"

    但你不像我那麼了解Katy Perry 好嗎?

  • I, of course said, "No. Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle", but she did it anyway.

    她不是個智障

  • but she did it anyway

    所以當她問問題像...

  • I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect

    "數學跟科學有關嗎"

  • I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect

    我喜歡看Neil受驚後愣了一下

  • For hhhwhamon

    他就像

  • Forhhh wahmon

    "這天殺的婊子在說什麼"

  • Now to promote Katy Perry's album,

    "數學跟科學有關嗎?" [音量注意]

  • Now to promote Katy Perry's album,

    婊子搞殺小-------

  • She's done a lot of interviews with different people.

    然後他就像"喔好喔"

  • Err, there's one with famous

    "我是Neil deGrasse Tyson我得--

  • Scientist?Uh, there's one with a famous

    我得hold住這爛東西"

  • Astronomist?

    很多人說沒有什麼很蠢的問題

  • What does he do?

    我會說 100%

  • Wha -- What does he do?

    你可以問一些蠢問題

  • Astrophyscist.

    我記得在學校的時候老師會說"現在別問蠢問題了"然後大家就

  • Ehh, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

    開始舉手

  • *I'm gay*

    問一大堆天殺的蠢問題

  • - So, have a seat.

    如果你要問蠢問題

  • - Thank you so much.

    不要浪費我的時間

  • - Oh my gosh.

    因為我沒有

  • - Uhm, it's called StarTalk

    任何蠢問題,我腦中

  • Erm, it's called StarTalk

    超高級

  • And some people were saying, uh, "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot"

    超級高科技級純淨

  • And some people were saying : "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot"

    我●永遠●不會

  • *laughter* (silently agreeing)

    在我人生中..

  • But you don't understand Katy Perry like I do, okay?

    問那麼蠢

  • She's not an idiot,

    他媽的

  • So when she asks questions like,

    問題

  • - Is math related to science?

    例如:數學跟

  • *laughter* (yeah she's a bit stupid)

    科學有相關嗎?

  • I lo- I love how even Neil stumbles for a minute. He goes like,

    數學跟科學有相關嗎?

  • "What is this fucking bitch saying? ermuhf Math related to science?"

    什麼鬼!?

  • - Is math related to science?

    "數學跟科學有相關嗎?"

  • *screech* "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK"

    *大叫* 數學

  • And then he's like, "oh yeah,"

    跟科學

  • "I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, I gotta hold it"

    有相關嗎?

  • "Hold this shit together."

    什麼鬼啦!!?

  • A lot of people say there's no stupid questions.

    這是最蠢....

  • I say: "100%, you can ask stupid questions."

    我很抱歉,拍勢...呃

  • I remember in school the teachers would always say, "all right, no stupid questions."

    有人用這一直取笑Katy Perry

  • And then everyone would just raise their hand

    這太可怕了

  • Asking a bunch of stupid fucking questions.

    好嗎? 沒有問題是蠢的

  • If you wanna ask stupid questions, don't waste my goddamn time.

    OK?從來都沒有問題是蠢的

  • Because I have no stupid questions.

    [男:大多數的人是可以被生出來]

  • My mind is

    [男:但都不會被生出來,或根本不存在所以事實上-- 女:像精子?]*音量注意*

  • *pause*

    *放大*

  • So advanced,

    我的天啊!Katy Perry 你真的--

  • So technologically pure,

    "像精子??" *笑*

  • That I would never in my life ask such a stupid fucking question like,

    我..我--

  • "Is math related to science?"

    [男:好的,對,沒錯,是啊 女:這畢竟是科學嘛 男:但剩下的不會活下來 女:那他們去哪了?]

  • Is math

    [男:他們都死了]*Pews大笑*

  • related to science.

    啊!

  • What. The. Fuck.

    我喜歡他超直接地說

  • - Is math related to science?

    他們都他媽的死了>:3

  • "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE?"

    [女:那他們去哪了? 男:他們死了]*爆炸*

  • "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE ?"

    我好喜歡這採訪,好多很棒的片段

  • WHAT. THE. FUCK??

    [男:雖然他是一個機器人,他有一個截止日期

  • That is the dUMbEsT--

    到期分鐘,它就在那裡。那是刀鋒戰士的是MOV-月底結束。我的意思是

  • I'm sorry, sorry *ahem*

    我被它擊中 - ..是的,我是又得看。

  • Some people are making fun of Katy Perry for making this statement, and it's horrible.

    得看一遍好了,好做吧。

  • Okay? There's no stupid questions.

    你相信輪迴嗎?

  • *Yes there are....like "is math related to science?"*

    呃~

  • Okay? There's never been any stupid questions. (liar)

    你問Neil deGrasse Tyson他是否相信投胎...

  • - Most people who could be born,

    沒有蠢問題...沒有蠢問題...沒有蠢問題...

  • - Will never be born. Will never even exist.

    並沒有蠢問題這類東西

  • - So the fact that-- - Like sperm?

    我不能向你保證

  • *screech* BITCH

    我們並不是在一個模擬宇宙,我不行...

  • Oh my God, Katy Perry you're so... "Like sPERM?"

    摳-摳-摳-摳-摳(殺小?)

  • *laughter* *remember kids, always wear a condom*

    我現在就想當個科學家

  • I ... Bless,

    呵呵呵...不,我們需要你待在舞台上

  • Pewds: Bless you. God Bless. - Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. One gets in... - I mean it's science,

    打哈哈哈哈哈...(拍桌*2)

  • - ...The rest don't. - So where do they go?

    Neil你真幹他媽的傳奇

  • - THEY'RE DEAD.

    呃...你-你-你做什麼就做什麼

  • *laughter*

    你就在舞台上搖屁屁

  • Ohh... xD

    當你完成你在舞台上的事,我們就收你

  • I love how straightforward he said that.

    我可能已經完成了

  • T H E Y ' R E F U C K I N G D E A D

    但是這裡真正的問題是...

  • - So where do they go? - They're dead.

    數學是否跟科學有關...

  • *explosion*

    數~學~是~否~跟~科~學~有~關~

  • *nukes on pewds face*

    在當科學家之前應該先經過測試

  • I love this interview.

    第一個測試:

  • It has so many good bits from it.

    數學是否跟科學有關?

  • - Though he was an android, he had an expiration date.

    Katy Perry..

  • - An expiration minute, and there it was. That was the end of that mov- end of Blade Runner. I mean it was...

    Katy Perry也參加了一個治療會議

  • - I was struck by it. - Yeah. I gotta watch that again.

    是個..呃...

  • - Gotta watch it again? Okay, good. Do it.

    當我第一次聽說時,我覺得挺酷的

  • - Do you believe in reincarnation?

    因為那有個不公偏見相對於...

  • *groans*

    人們接受治療和..呃...

  • Ni🅱🅱a, you asking Neil deGrasse Tyson if he believes in reincarnation?

    一般而言的心理健康,那是人們不常談到的事

  • *whispering* There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions.

    所以我喜歡這想法

  • There's no such thing as a stupid question.

    但是在同時,她正在推銷她的...

  • - And so, I cannot guarantee for you that we are not in a simulated universe.

    天殺的屎專輯

  • - I just can't--

    無論如何,我只是開玩笑,只是開玩笑,那只是個玩笑

  • - *Ko ko ko ko ko*

    治療師,我對上帝發誓...

  • - I wanna become a scientist, now. - *Laughs* *bitch you thought*

    如果這應該要是去幫助別人...

  • - No, we need you on the, we need you on the stage.

    去做治療,然後..呃..我不知道...

  • *laughter*

    這他媽的到底如何起作用?

  • Neil, you Fuckin' Legend. *The real abbreviation of the "NFL"*

    因為如果我看這個治療師

  • *laughter*

    我會直接逃跑。我不會告訴他...

  • N-

    我早餐吃什麼

  • No-no-no-no, y-y-you do whatever it is you do.

    他是..呃...他是個爬蟲類

  • You shake your ass on stage.

    這個男人..

  • - When you're done on the stage, then we'll take you in. - I might be done on the stage.

    是個爬蟲類

  • But the real question here, "is math related to science" though.

    "男:你有方案? 女:是,當然 男:好,你有..."

  • - "Is MatH rELaTed tO ScIEncE?"

    "女:那是一整個有關這整件事的計畫"

  • * is mAth rElateD to sCiencE?? *

    "女:人們可以..."

  • It should be a test to become a scientist.

    你們看到了

  • First question,

    "男:你有... 女 :那是一整個有關這整件事的計畫"

  • "Is math related to science?"

    "女:人們..."

  • Katy Perry.

  • *music*

    "男:(吐舌) 女:人們..."

  • Katy Perry also did a therapy session.

    他是個爬蟲類

  • Which, uh, when I first heard about it, I thought it was really cool.

    他是個天殺的爬蟲類

  • 'Cause there's a stigma against people doing therapy, and ehh,

    光明會...