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  • My fellow comrades! It's me! PewDiePie!

  • What's that? There's something different about me? Huh?

  • It must be.. It must be the glasses.

  • Oh, what? There's still something?

  • Huh? It must be the merch! The new сука блять merch!

  • Very nice!

  • If you're a real сука check out the link in the description!

  • Limited time available only!

  • Now let's get on with the video,

  • *awkward look*

  • Why are you crying? (Your beard iS GONE!!)

  • Listen up!

  • Okay, The beard meme was getting old

  • and all memes must die...

  • so stop crying, stop being such a baby,

  • and stop crying do you wanna

  • To look like this, huh?

  • Pathetic. Why do I look 12? (TT you do)

  • *chuckles*

  • Then we're gonna take anything I say seriously now? *laughs*

  • [14 year old self] Hey guys it's me PewDiePie from 2003!

  • People keep saying we need to stop making dumb people famous! But I always say,

  • But then who are we going to laugh at? Who are we supposed to ridicule and feel better about ourselves,

  • because at least there's one person out there that is doing worse than me! From people like sexy vegan, to

  • JacksFilms to, now, Woahvicky, remember Woahvicky? Vickywoah?

  • The girl who thinks she's from african-american descent? "in this hotel. I knew it. I knew I was black girl."

  • I mean how could you not remember such beauty and such grace?

  • For those who you don't know who Woahwicky is, she's a master of motivational speech.

  • "STAWP HATING! STOP, STOP THAT SHIT NOW, I LOVE EVERYBODY, I LOVE EVERYBODY, I LOVE YOU! STAWP HATING!"

  • She's a master in the art of dancing....

  • *dances like an idiot*

  • aND, a master swimmer!

  • *holds nose* (pathetic)

  • *beautiful laugh*

  • It's my favorite clip! *Laughs*

  • Let's see what she's been up to lately....

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

  • She was in a fight with Danielle Bregoli!

  • What? The cash me outside girl! This is some really interesting news,

  • It's like water, fighting water.

  • [ clip of 2 female monkeys arguing ]

  • Why is she wearing the hoodie like that? *laughs*

  • [more arguing lol]

  • Why is there a five-year-old there? What is happening?

  • [more... and louder as the female monkeys argue more ]

  • Where's your mom? *chuckles*

  • Can someone tell me?

  • *uncontrollable grinning*

  • Why is there a little kid here? Jesus!

  • [and more... ( Oo OO AH Aah) ]

  • Martial artists will study this video, to learn the master fighting technique. That legend, every day,

  • when Danielle Bregoli and Woahwicky had a fight.

  • [more more...]

  • Oh! But she comes from behind! And tries to hit WoahWicky right in her worst spot,

  • which is where her hair is! A lot of people don't know this, but WoahWicky's weak spot is located right there,

  • I guess Daniel Bregoli must be studying us! Whoa-

  • Whoa-

  • *confused laugh*

  • I don't know if I should laugh or cry at this, it's just so ridiculous,

  • you have all these adults involved as well, but

  • nothing really gets stopped. I don't know how this is even possible? Pewds from the future here! Sorry to interrupt,

  • Have I told you about ASS?

  • It's coming out on every console ever, in May! Check it out! Link in the description! Join the discord! Have some fun!

  • Okay, keep going on with the video! (Thank youuu)

  • WoahWicky of course, had the perfect response to this, in the most mature,

  • well-mannered way possible, which is what I expect from, such a high class character like WoahWicky. Let's watch!

  • Whoa-

  • She's uh, showing off some of the, the moves that she.

  • (couldn't hold the laugh in)

  • That she displayed earlier in the fight.

  • Brilliant stuff, really good technique there.

  • you want to hit them as low and fast as possible.

  • (some kind of stone age dancing)

  • *swimming*

  • Did she just lose the fight against herself there? What is happening?

  • She's fighting air and she's losing... that bri-.... Well done.

  • How do you fall from that??

  • *struggling*

  • *flapping legs*

  • (frustrated dancing TT)

  • It's really, it really, is the, the best way to display dominance is to just fight thin air.

  • I can't stop thinking about the five-year-old, I need to find out... I need to find out who she is. LilTayyyyyy?

  • Is that her?

  • Is that her uh... profile pic?

  • Okay, that's kind of brilliant. We live in a society. We truly live, in a society.

  • [ Asian Dora the Explorer's Instagram video]

  • (cringy stuff and swearing)

  • *thinking about lil' tay*

  • *blaming existence*

  • *why are we still here?*

  • *finally found the reason to not live*

  • *finding his words*

  • I feel like I'm not, I'm not allowed to say anything

  • cuz she's, only NINE YEARS OLD

  • but she's flexing your mommas rennnnt?

  • [ Asian Dora the Explorer's Instagram video]

  • I mean she's right about pretty much everything

  • she says so I don't really know what, I don't really have any counter points or counter arguments here,

  • that bed does cost more than a Lamborghini, and she does make more money than what my rent costs.

  • (rich spoilt brat blabbing about money and car)

  • I Feel like, anything that has lil in front of it has some sort of chromosome....

  • deformity. There has to be some scientific research on that to prove that 'cause- *Laughs*

  • (bragging brat and the car not her's)

  • STOP HATING ON ME!!

  • If you are flexing, then aren't you technically hating?

  • I feel like this whole Instagram culture has just become.

  • It- It started off as well (?) but now..

  • It's ... It's like they realized they can monetize

  • And they just play it up even more and, and then, you have all these, these, kids in the comments just hating like,

  • (12 year olds) Oh, you're so stupid! You're a baby! Uhhhh, you need- you're so dumb!

  • When they're obviously just portraying a character or....

  • What's it called...?

  • Exaggerating their whole, uh, shtick or whatever. You can see WoahWicky at the end of her video just smiling like "haha gotcha!".

  • *Noise pollution to my ears*

  • (quite inaudible blabber)

  • It sort of reminds me of the Westboro Baptist Church

  • You know holding their signs, that are hateful and everyone just hates on them.

  • But they, they keep doing it because they think they have a purpose for it.

  • Uh, uh, I think maybe I'm reading too much into this,

  • but, it seems like the same thing here 'cause they just keep doubling down on how, how dumb they can act and that makes them,

  • More money, and they think that ever, uh, anyone that just hates them doesn't understand that the fact that they're just playing it up,

  • they're not actually that stupid, but in reality

  • Yes,

  • you are, you started this whole thing, because you were dumb, and just

  • Because you're now playing into it doesn't change the fact that you are, in fact, incredibly stupid

  • What I always wonder is... how do they monetize it? You know they're always flexing money,

  • Instagram doesn't really get you that money unless you do some sponsor deal,

  • It's not like you have ads on your photos,

  • Or, it doesn't matter if your video gets a lot of views.

  • WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM??

  • The only sponsored posts.

  • I found, is this one.

  • (LOTS OF NON-SENSE SWEARING AND FELIX "WOaH"-ing in the back)

  • (shes the worst commercial model ever TT)

  • (the hair looks better than her swearing)

  • Tchhh-- *chuckles*

  • *laughs*

  • NOW THATS! THATS HOW YOU SPONSER CONTENT!!

  • Just watch from WoahWicky! *Laughs* just watch from WoahWicky... [Inaudible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

  • *blabbering in alien voice*

  • [Gibberish]

  • Brad, one, is now going to subtitle this, in case you can't understand, uh,

  • Brad has watched a lot of her videos, he's a big fan.

  • So he will subtitle this for us this first piece because I didn't get any of that (He better, because I didn't understand any of that either)

  • Okay, so she has a song. That's how she, so she got a record deal. Is that it? Who? The-?

  • My follow-up question is, who buys the song?

  • WHO'S BUYING THE SONG??

  • Why would anyone buy the song?

  • WHO IS THE CONSUMER OF THE SONG???

  • "Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Beech"

  • meow meow meow meow meow (WTF??)

  • (She wrote a whole b-shit song about Asians)

  • (PPL watching: Don't call Asians 'Ching Chong' or 'Chinki', it's very rude and inappropriate)

  • Really good lyrics! At least we get to laugh at something... Sure, they get money, and they get famous

  • but, we get good entertainment. This is great li - This is great stuff!

  • You have to appreciate it.

  • [a really immature girl on a single valentines day]

  • (cuz ofcourse, who'd want to be lovers with headache?)

  • (need meds? Call ambulance?)

  • (imwoahvickey = forever alone)

  • How to make a WoahWicky video: (100% Accurate Tutorial Insert Here)

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Lil Tay-We Live in a SOCIETY WHERE 9 YEAR OLDS ARE FLEXING(9歲的孩子都是靈活的) (Lil Tay-WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE 9 YEAR OLDS ARE FLEXING)

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