字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Arghhhhhh... arghhhh Hey, how is it going bros? My name is Pewwwdiepie Welcome back to Walking Dead episode 3 Fuck! *Laugh* I forgot to play it.. It's been out for 2 days I'm so sorry.. (you better be poods) I don't know how this flew by me It's out It's fucking out Of course I'm gonna play it. Of course! I've seen all the comments now. That lip sync though As always, a little recap Aw shit! her... she's dropped it off. Oh yea we shot that fuckin guy And then Clementine was like 'woah'. *Apple* If you hear snoring during this, Edgar is on my lap and- he's asleep He's making alot of snoring noises, ok.. Jesus Oh yea now I remember it had such a good ending! Where... that guy is ...his brother Yeah he's reunited with his brother Cool! Well here we go, Let's play another episode of the Walking Dead Season THRAY! BOII I'm excited... I'm happy I got Edgar here.. I can't make decisions from this! Uhhh... Ok, you can go back if you're so scared That's rite Okay so this is way back. Why are we playing this part? ..like she's already dead, it doesn't matter Whats the point of this? So we're reminded of the brother or some shit? Like, why, why are we playing this? I don't want to play this part Come on Let's take it and go Heyy look we got the propane tank Now we can make food. How do you- How can you tell... there's no way you can tell! Right?? It's hard to tell They're still heavy YES!!! KILL HIM!! KILL HIM!!!! We know he's not gonna die like what's the point? Its hammer time It's someone she knows? Oh shit It's a little boy SNAP HIS NECK SNAP HIS NECK CMON LIKE A FISH C'mon boy There you go, you're welcome Thanks for the hammer... BITCH! Jesus Christ Now I'm not even sad that you died So what he's dead Yeah That's right He's.. dead ZOMBIES! Just call them ZOMBIES! Zombies. No- ZOMBIES DAMMIT! I'm here for you Get dat.. pussay Sorry I uh...I have... dyslexia Okay? I'm sorry Can't help it Was that- Did you guys hear my... notification sound? I'm sorry if that- you heard that I don't know new computer aight It's different settings Sorry. I just realized you might've heard like... like whatsapp or some shit Fuck Oops Better turn that off Okay Oopsy I always hate watching youtube videos and then- We already know that they go, so why not just- TIME TO GO Trump. Let's go to Trump He was right all along That's why they're mexican in this game Sorry, Hispanic That was a joke, by the way That was a joke, I'm sorry Listen, you're a little shit it's not your call Fuck off, Jerry Gabe, whatever Talk to me when your balls have dropped, GABE He's dead, okay? And you'll be next. Okay, alright fine Your friends are- you have no friends Let's get real here Gabe, no one likes you.. That counts me, as well.. Oh, uhhh.. We saw your friend, he's pretty dead He was a, zombie... A zombie... just say it.. Yeah you plan- I could bear it I could definitely bear it Now.. when you shut the fuck-, sorry.. *chuckles* Sorry Awww, cute Uhh, that we love him, how about that? It's called love man Well, if he becomes a zombie, I wouldn't love him.. So we don't forget.. Eh, he's so annoying I'm trying to sympathize with him, but like he's too annoying.. What's that look? Ooohh.. Ooh.. What's happening? Oh... Telltale presents. HELLO! Ahh The drama So they yeah- th- that used to be... ...her husband The guy that we saw in the trailer, if you rememb- Sorry in the recap If you remember They wrote the note "Dad,we had to move somewhere else" Okay so he's the dad Of course! Of course! Don't know where, but Kate says we are not safe here Okay That- i- That is actually interesting Now i understand.. why they showed this part I just thought it seemed kinda random Obviously- There's a reason for everything I wanna know more about his Baseball backstory We've only really seen him Wear the clothes, I guess? I'd take the bat- I'd bring the bat C'mon. Its a zombie apocalypse Yeah bring the mayo and not the knife you fucking moron I guess that was pudding wasn't it... She brings the.. kush Think that's the van in- from Breaking Bad huh? Cute I'm starting to- Episode 3: Above the Law I don't know I- I- think I would enjoy THIS stage of the outbreak more than the beginning You know the whole- the shock and all that It'd be annoying, but I think once you get over it Might be pretty cool to, you know kill some people Jokin- *coughs* His joke is- Ahh... Awkward. This is awkward, they need to- Thank God... Are they happy or- Oh, she's NOT dead I thought- *nervous chuckle* Oh my God... This is complicated Uhh... What's happening? It froze. The game froze. Hello? It- It crashed Excellent. Excellent. Good game. Man, Edgar is snoring so loudly. You hear that? *chuckles* *Edgar snores* Shut the fuck up- But she has to be checked bro *laughs* To check. That's pretty- oooooooh REJECTED!!! MOTHAFUCKA! *laughs* Clem is gonna get in trouble Clem you're fucked. If... I- I don't kn- God damn Clem. C'mon C'mon girl You're smarter than that You better than that This is got- y- you know trouble is coming You just know it's waiting for ya. Uhh- it's not gonna be good. It's probably not gonna be good. I.. It's never good in this game so I don't know wh- Ah! That's nice. She- She has one now? What're they- What're they talking about? Oh yeah Wait- she didn't know that? Uhmm... I'm shocked too It- h- It's his brother too *chuckle* Yeah... That's true Yup! *chuckles* ooooooooh! WOOH! BOI! OHH! *painful hiss* *awkward overload* It's definitely possible Yeah W- he couldn't have known obviously Yeah I mean, this could fix it Don't look at me like that Yeah *shocked inhale* Clevy... Yes. *truth hurts* We already know he's a bad guy from previous... Yeah. Previous episodes Yeah Clemy could get him in a fist fight though Ahhh... Yeah- we should just play along- Just for now... Yeah That's when we take... off our pants ...and show our nipples ...his nipples OHH! He- Not Jes- you're not gonna- Uhm... I'll get you out He's right there He's right there, the guy you need to put in a good word for What are you talking abou- you can't say that in front of him *chuckle* What the hell? Oh, they don't like each other Clem- If Clemy- you know, if that's Clemy's enemy, it's my enemy too Alright? *chuckles* Clemy gave her- h- him the old uh, "I need to shit my pants and I don't like you" look That's a deadly look Lot of people can't master it like Clemy can Does that poster say "Sexy"? Am I the only one who read that? Yeah? Kh- Yeah, that's a good answer Yeah don't fight- I wouldn't fight with this guy right away You know? I didn't mean... for that-. That seems pretty cool It's got a garden and shit Okay, what- what is he saying? Yeah, because of your guys So he doesn't know about the relationship yet Yeah that was fuck- yeah yo- Your person shot her She was pretty annoying honestly Yeah I'm gonna tell him. I'ma tell him. Sh- they shot her in the head That someone was you motherfucka Well they did Hey, it's maxmoefoe here I didn't shot the little girl I'm sorry We were ambushed Oh shit Okay, alright That makes sense -It doesn't seem that bad I think we should play along Exactly. We'll follow you- Wdyu- What does that mean? Fuck you So is Badger one of the other leaders perhaps... THAT could be one of the leaders If I was in a zombie apocalypse I'd be the- Five *chuckles* She looks trustworthy I w- I would go full mo- mohawk you know? Chop up I- I- I'd be like M- M- Mad Max just all crazy like- EAAAAAGHH!!!!! S- freak people out I realized no one asked but- ...this is my little plan This is my little... idea what I wanna do Uh... we waited I guess? *whispers* Three mon- Ye- Yeah why No... Not me mama Mama! Coulda texted Yeah I stuck with them. I- It's my wife now Don't touch me motha fucka I don't like you Alright? I want your wife... ...and I'ma steal it Per- *smile* So th- is this- We're outside of DC is that what they said? Looks pretty Central to me... A'ight, I'm sure she's gonna be fine We need to get you some real food. Stat Turn you into one of these... Uhmmm.... "Much better now" Oh she smiled! Oh- WOAH! She probably just had to fart That happens to girls. They don't fart in public Se- I told you! It's just a f- Really? She's talking about her fart *painful hiss* Mmm that's not gonna work... Okay- fine, fine... Just for the- sake of the story I- I feel like I- I would've- I would've stayed I would've st- Just a fart I think Edgar farted Yeah- wh- why is he questioning them? "Lingard"? Real- who did it again? Oh right the girl *chuckle* *kiss* *chuckles* Awh it's so awkward... That guy is screaming "Crazy Scientist" Isn't he?- Edgar, you keep burping. It smells bad like stop- Stop S- can you stop burping now? Here's my little Jesus baby *chuckles* Look at him *chuckles* *kisses Edgar* What 'guys'? A- In a zombie apocalypse? I would definitely take the vegetables ...honestly Why are we talking to this? Oh I see. So they are- okay I feel like that was the only good answer Oh yeah Oh shit Oh shit they know... We're not friends *chuckle* So childish! Yeah- but we didn't know they had it Yeah and we s- Oh shit "YOUR PEOPLE KILLED MY NIECE" Oh shit well I-. Okay well- you know what, maybe that could have gone... ...a little better I don't trust you This was meant to happen no matter what happens I thought we messed up but I- I realized this was meant to happen I really don't think there is any other way You always think that "Oh no I did something wrong" And then it's like "Nope" It's the only way Ah thanks Woah. Damn. Taking that guy down she's- Dude she's so tiny. How- how can she put him down? *chuckles* He's just laying there Uh oh... Heyy *chuckle* Duffle bag. Let's see what's inside Hey we got a shotty and a map It's a baseball bat How the fuck did he put that there? Alright. Uhhh.... So we are here I guess? No? We're.... here? M'kay Oh really? Which leads- I don't fucking know the constellations. That one? Great. Okay... how about this one? YES! YES! "DEAL WITH IT"! DEAL WITH IT BOY! Well I guess I'll get their flashlight And I can stick it Is the trigger broken on that one? Why don't they keep the duffel bag that might be useful Okay. Alright. Maybe I'm the only one expetiesed in zombie apocalypse with my mohawk and my glasses and- AGHHHH!! It'd be so fucking cool, get a dirt bike Eat someone's pet You know? Okay alright. Just me apparently? Am I the only one here? Yeah yeah. I wanted to tap that ass but you know it's complicated alright? There's other women out there as well. You don't have to run- Mac- douche- douchebag Well you know I always had the hots for my brother's... wife Great You got that right- you got them right Neither does- Awwwww! I like him. He's a good character Jesus... He's gonna walk on water. I know it Y'know at least we have Jesus on our side We better scoot *chuckles* C'mon Jesus lead the way Clementine has a surprisingly small part in this one She's just like a side character- she's just there She's like a... accessory or som- "Look alive" that's rich DAMN JESUS. DAMN. WOAH! JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! Damn. I bet he knows Kung S- Fu as well AND it's baseball time No. Nevermind. *laughs* That's cool That's kinda cool I didn't press it in time I guess- IT'S BASEBALL time Home Run mothafucka Or that, that- that was cool Dude, did you not hear my cool one liner? Oh my god No just run AHHH! Shit boy... Just run dude Dude you're terrible at this C'mon! C'mon!!! Someone's gonna save me in three... two...... one... There you go. Heyy it's Clementine Hey Clemy! Damn Clemy calm down Eesh... *laughs* She's so cool! Oh we're- great, you wasted it You wasted it dude... How does that stay on his back? Is that glue? or magnetism? or- Also an asshole. He's an asshole You can't trust assholes as well... Aww Clement- Them... Tr- *shocked inhale* What? Okay then Are we talking about Kenny? I hope we're talking about Kenny 'cause I miss Kenny I like Kenny... a lot Oh my God IT'S ME! Oh my Gawd Look at that face. That looks like... PewDiePie's face Yes I rhymed, face with face Face the fact that I'm- I have a face Ok I'll- I'm sorry Don't cough on me you disgusting- Just punch him Awww Clem is so cute Is the baby fat? Or is he just a baby? I can never tell... You know what I mean? LOOK IT'S ME!... BOI! "Vancomycin" Uhmm... Kay? Ah! Got it So take the needle as well Take all of it for I care And she's going to get discovered, in three... two... one... I mean- how does she know the dosage? and- What? Ah Jeesh... How can you not? C'mon it's a little baby... It's gon- hasn't got a shot yet... literally Oh fuc- fucking hell! Okay well I guess no difference... really There you go Jee- That's right Clementine Hey it's me in the back! Look at me WHAT? WHAT? Awww... BOI! I mean- at least he's not her responsibility anymore You know? Arghhhhhh... arghhhh Arghhhhhh... arghhhh *painful hiss* Oooh that was cruel... That was cruel dog... Awww... If Clem is sad, I am sad... Awhhhwhhhh... *painful hiss* I mean you did- you did steal th- okay... Oh was- it's THAT close? Was that a hipster zombie? Damn... HO! YES!! Smackaroo! Clemy sets them up Arm knuckle. Bam! and Jesus... ...leads the way and Viking Jesus? I don't know what he does actually Heyy did it That's not gonna hold "It MIGHT give"? What're you talking about- lift it Guys? A little help? A little help maybe? Uhmm... Alright. Well... it's up to me now The door we tried- Uhh... The car maybe there's something in the car So if someone stole the wheels there might be hydraulic press! YES! Ah!... Fuck! It's inside! Okay well I'm just gonna open here Three two one and slam. Done Bitch! DAMN that sound is good A'ight let's get it ...and let's put it there Jesus! Just use your strength! YES! *laugh* *aggressive whisper* I'm trying I'm trying Here we go. Here we go- One tw- OH! HURRY JESUS! C'mon Viking Jesus! BOI! Killed it. Killed it. That was awesome Double high- Okay maybe not- Aa... Ah I don't really care about Conrad Ah that's bad- Ah Eh Conrad Wha- What're you gonna do about Conrad? Eh... It's Con- It's Conrad It's Conrad, okay? Alright I don't really care Oh what the fuck? Jesus Christ... Clemy... put the gun down Yeah... I don't like- I don't like going against Clementine But I- I don't- May- We should definitely open right? Eh.... It'll j- Fuck this game for making me go against Clementine Not likin' it. Okay... Ah fuck you alright? "You're a heartless bas-" Mhmm! Yeah? I would lie, no matter what the truth is About stuff like that- What? WHAT? AJ's ALIVE?! Bitch what? What? THE MEDICINE DID IT RIGHT- He wouldn't lie I don't buy it I don't know- Ah shit... Ah it's my fucking Whatsapp again I'm sorry I forgot Ah I'm a- piece of shit YouTuber It's a new computer okay? I forgot OHH!! *laughs* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA! How did they get that door open? Am I gonna have to... press- Ughh... "W-A-S-D" Ughh.. ughh... Sss- did it What is that? What is it? What is it?! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS IT? What is it? What is it? Awhh.. Awhh.. Eugh... "Property... Air"? What? What? What?! What?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?! *shocked inhale* They're u- So they take over cities... I would kill those guys I know I sound crazy but no I'd f- I'll get my mohawk out and- SURPRAA! Kill 'em... *clap* Kill 'em! KILL THOSE FUCKERS Kill 'em. YEAH! BOI! Shoot him in the dick Shoot 'em Fuckin' idiot... This is why... you need a mohawk alright? This would never happen on my command Never let 'em talk. You shoot 'em mid-sentence. They never expect mid-sentence... ...killings... you know? NOPE! The classic Walking Dead dramatic sequence music *annoying music imitation* So annoying... OH! That looked like it hurt Then you press 'E' Then you press 'Q' And then you press a 'Q' again *laughs* And then you press 'T' like a Cutee Sorry Then- have a- mug Was that a double replay of me hitting him with a mug? No no no no no you don't want that That's a Swedish invention fuck off! AAAGHHHHHH... Damn dog... Hey it's- Viking Jesus help me please What are they doing squatting? What the fuck does that mean? "Fly"- Oh shit dog I would've- Nice! SHOTTY! Ah shit I missed his penis *laughs* "Th"- Yes... "This"- Oooh I'd kill him so hard YESS!!! Hey thanks for showing up I'm gonna enjoy this "What are you waiting for DO IT" SMACK!!! Oh he's not dead He's not fucking dead Yes...! How you feelin'? How does that feel? *whispers* Ahh! Fuck!! SHMACK! SHMACK! SHMACK! Shmack EUGHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL!?? *laughs* Oh my God... It was mash potatoes man Heyy I need to start learning those moves you know for the apocalypse How do you like- you know... dig that Shoot him in the... dick C'mon shoot him in the- "YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!" He doesn't know... Mid-sentence- *gunshot mouth sound* Easy choice... *clap* We should've done it mid-sentence, but that pretty fucking good Alright? "I'm beggin-" *gunshot mouth sound* that would've been better But you know I'll take it. I'll take it That was good. Good- good execution Ah it's fun Jesus...? Jesus y- you don't need to judge me Thanks That's right Clem. You're- I want Jes- God damnit Ah... That's- well at least we have Viking Jesus I'll do it for Kate and not for you YES! It's weird I'm starting to like him a little bit "Noo don't go I love you guys" *laughs* What the fuck was that... Ohhhh boy... This is a mess... I wanna- I- It's gonna end pretty soon I imagine and- Uhhh................ It always end on a cliffer you know? "Red" barrel See that reference there? A'ight Aw... Thank Clem. I really appreciate your support on that one How about a brother fist? Okay then. Alright then That's cool... Alright "WASD" here Uh.. Top of the mornin to ya I am pressing 'W', I really feel like I'm playing the game right now wow Look at this, I'm looking- looking everywhere It's almost like it's a game Hello how're you doing? That was fun That was really fun Oh so they know who I am *chuckles* YES! Perfectly shaped ball stone Let's hit the... we can hit that I guess? Or we can hit... that? Or... uh... I would probably hit that Clearly a distraction. Like clearly "Still got it boy... still got the throw yeahhh boy... Sorry Let's get her, and get the hell out of here How'd we get in so easily? This is not gonna end well... It's the little shit head She doesn't like that Yeah? Pretty much yeah Now is not the time guys just get out Well he's still your dad We can find your dad later How are they moving in this town without anyone noticing them? Am I the only one- I mean everyone is looking for them Well this went easier than I thought Yeah c'mon Gabe Arghhh... Gabe! Uhhhh you're so lame Fine Fine... Ohhhh *painful hiss* Damn you a cold ass bitch Gabe I respect that I respect that... Who's- Who's Stuart? Maybe that was a reference... Alright well we didn't 'suade Gabe we didn't- we didn't 'suade him over At least we got the wife And Clementine's respect *whispers* That's all that matters to me baby Ah dude, you gotta fart again? Don't- Tell me what you want, what you really, really want Yeah what an asshole... Ah... Well- Uh- She's in no fit to fight That's stupid I wouldn't do this Yeah look, see what happened Really? That was it? C'mon... Ughh... Well you deserted us! What's happening? What's happening? It crashed again! Dude like- what the fu- Oh here we go Yes Explain. Come on! Lonnie, don't betray me Lonnie Lon- LONNIE Lonnie no- At least Lonnie is honest Oh shit... Oh shit Maybe it IS the brother Oh shit maybe it was the brother We'll support out brother for now Honestly not a bad idea Okay then maybe not Uhhhh... you can tell he was lying No. You're gonna end it like that? You fuckers... God damn it... You kidding me? Yeah, that is the endin- FUCK! Okay... "Did you honor your brother's request?" Okay... "DId you s- try and save"- yeah- Who would let a kid die? "You and 66%- destroyed Badger's skull" Nice... "You and 40% killed Max" Okay so not everyone kil- killed Max then... Uhhh... "Leave with Kate"? Okay that was pretty close Alright And... uhh... No I'm good *stretches* You still here? Are you still here? Uhmm... that was fun! That was really fun to play I- I still like The Walking Dead It's not as good as it used to be, no- no doubt about that like- it's very little focus on Clementine and th- all these other characters keep introduced like- Name one character name that was still in this one that was in the other two seasons Clementine- it's just Clementine like wh- why are they so set on replacing all these characters? like is there... problem with voice actors they didn't want to stay? like- I don't understand why- The point of these is that you build a relationship with characters you really care about and- and you- that transitions, you know, throughout the seasons and- We're in Season 3 mid- mid now and- Ehh... it's too much new I don't really care You learn the concept of how the game works like- No matter what you do your consequences doesn't REALLY matter It doesn't- doesn't feel like that at least and- In the beginning, you were kinda under the spell that, "Awh maybe-... ...Oh shit he's gonna remember that" and you're like- "OH MY GAAD" You know, has that ever really felt like a consequence? I don't really think so I'm really just playing these for the sakes of the story and I think it's- it's fun to catch up and see what's gonna happen But I'm not like... As invested as I used to be I will 100% play episode 4 Sorry this WAS episode 4- Episode 5 Or was it? No this is episode 3 Now I'm a little confused Anyway, I hope you enjoyed regardless uhhh... and maybe- maybe you enjoyed it, or not Let me know in the comments I'm curious Uhh. but other than that, thank you so much for watching And I hope you had fun anyway, and uh- *brofist kiss* Stay awesome bros...
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