(some music, beware headphone users)

(音樂~) ！前方高能注意！

Ladies and gentlemen

各位先生女士

We got them

（！注意！）

(bunch of pewdiepie and demi lovato drama articles with a pinch of earrape)

嗯 我想我又玩壞了另一個梗

Well I guess it's another meme I killed

我可以說這本來就是個爛掉的梗當藉口嗎？

Is it a good defense that it was a deep fried meme?

別讓這變得更糟Felix 別啊

Don't make it worse Felix, don't make it worse.

讓我們繼續看下去 這將變糟糕

Moving on! Today is today where it's all going down ;-;

幸好我在Pewdiepie subreddit之前就拍完了 所以我知道會發生什麼好嗎

Luckily I'm able to shoot this before the Pewdiepie subreddit, I know it's gonna happen to it okay

那拍的不太好 所以我現在又再拍

It's not good, so I'm shooting this now

只是為了避免

Just to get out of-- out of the way

我知道我說過不再拍不原創的內容

I know we said no more unoriginal content

不過不是現在就是永遠 我把握機會

But it's now or never and I'm taking the opportunity

Sayuri voice: 我不懂他在說什麼。 請保持下去，好嗎

*in voice only poods can do*: I don't understand what he's talking about Keep it that way, OK.

繼續 ＊拍＊

Moving on *Claps*

這啥？

What is this? (ligma stone)

等等，這啥？

Wait, what is this?

＊為了無梗大革命 我鼓勵你們PO你們寵物的照片就好＊

"In support of the no meme revolution I encourage you all to just post the pictures of your pet"

靠北！！

DAMN IT !!!

你以為你可以贏過我？

You think you can outsmart me?

我現在甚至沒有帶我的耳機！

I'm not even wearing any headphones right now !

你想怎樣？

What're you gonna do???

我的觀眾以為他們比我厲害

My audience think they're better than me!

他們以為“喔～如果我們不PO梗在pewdiepie subreddit

They think "Oh if we don't post any memes under pewdiepie subreddit

那他以後就得拍自己的原創內容

then he'll have to create his own content"

但是不po梗事實上就是迷因！

But the memes about not posting memes are in fact memes ! (mindblown)

沒錯各位

Uh, that's right everybody !

我覺醒等級5000！經典！屌炸天！

I'm lvl 5000 wokeness ! Epic Style ! Like a Bomb ! *distorted pewdiepie is visible to our eyesight*

繼續往下看 從厲害的先來

Moving on to another great meme, here we go we started off strong

我的老天啊！“瑞典基督教頻道各位” （放尊重一點）

Jesus Christ ! *family friendly pure swistian felix activated*

那是一隻怪物嗎？

Is that a monster? (fetus felix over there)

我以前就很潮從我才..

I was booming even when I was

17? 16?

17? 16? *Burp*

我真的戴了女生的眼鏡只是為了跟她們親熱

I literally wore some girl's glasses so we can make out

Oopsie

Oopsie

Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm

天阿，我希望那有更多的保安這樣就太美好了

Man I wish there were more bodyguards there, it would've been so beautiful

（笑）

Hehe

錯過了機會！迷因大革命！做對不然就再做一遍！

Missed opportunity ! Meme correction ! Do it right and do it again !

"這裡沒有迷因 請去玩樂高星際大戰"

"There are no memes here, Please play Lego Star Wars"

經典老樂高星際大戰 "滾開！那個機器人遊戲“

Good ol' Lego Star Wars "F (family friendly) that Detroit game"

”最好出樂高星際大戰在Nintendo DS“

"It better be Lego Star Wars on the Nintendo DS"

噢！這是真的 你最好小心許願

Oh Wow ! It's a thing. Be careful what you wish for!

”封鎖迷因直到原創內容出現 各位，我需要，我快死了！”

"Meme locked due to lack of original co-" Come on guys, I need it please.I'm dying here !

好啦 我要跳過這些宣傳的東西

Alright I need to move past this whole media thing

拜偷給我迷因 求你！

Please gimme memes, I beg you !

我有兩秒以為這些都是真的

I actually thought this was real for a second

這發生了

"It worked"

我的紛絲逼我的

"My fans forced me to do it"

好，你看看 這發生了！現在請PO一個迷因

Well See there you go, It worked ! Now please post a meme.

“Hi Felix，今天是我老師的最後一天，他超棒！ 他在最後一堂課要我們討論出哪個最讚，迷因或GIFs“

"Hey Felix, today was my teacher's last day of working in my school and he is an amazing teacher. At the end of the lesson we did a debate on what's better memes or GIFs."

JIFs

JIFs

”當然是迷因 他拍手兩次然後看著我說MEME REVIEW ! 然後又說

"Memes obviously and he clapped his hands and shouted MEME REVIEW ! And he looked at me and then said

But can you do this !

But can you do this !

最後可以請你說他的名字Joshua Hill嗎？ 因為他一定在看這個

Well end of story and can you say hi? His name Joshua Hill, because apparently he's watching this"

我們可以po這個嗎？ 這絕對在subreddit會發生

Can we post this in the "This totally happened subreddit" ?

這絕對會發生

This definitely happened

你好Joshua

Hi Joshua!

“拍” （迷因評論）

*Claps* Meme Review

感謝你教導世界最棒的9歲的

Thanks for teaching the 9 year olds of the world

對9歲的來說很厲害了

*Snicker*

“只有不是Pewdiepie才看得到”

As a 9 yr old that's quite impressive

靠

"Only people who are not Pewdiepie can see thisssssss"

停！這是霸凌！這是網路霸凌！

DAMN

我不會被這些人網路虐待 （請坐下pewds，你有399元的椅子）

STOP IT! This is bullying! This is cybernetic bullying (call bully hunters)

這是你可以做到最壞的事

I will not stand for treating people badly online *Then sit down pewds, you have a $399 chair*

而且我不懂，你知道人們覺得糟糕，你不能..

That is one of the worst things you could possibly do...

當影片未達10分鐘

And I don't understand-- Do you understand how people feel bad You can't - *snickers*

看看ASS各位

''When the video isn't 10 mins long yet"

這已經全出了，我想你們一定會很喜歡 (pewds唬爛，這根本還沒出在steam上)

*some chef music in the bg* Check out ASS everybody!

天阿這是Loss?

It's out on every single console ever *Liar Pewds, It's not out for SteamOs (Linux) and macOS* I think you guys will enjoy

我看過這個

''Oh my god, is this Loss?''

天鵝啊

I saw this one

天鵝啊，這太美了！

Oh my god

你知道嗎？Loss永存 怎樣？

Oh my god, That's beautiful !

這得5000個讚

You know what? Loss lives on. How about that !

這裡沒有迷因 pewds

This gets 5000 upvotes

拜偷喔

''No meme here pewds''

拜偷！ （Loss迷因已死）

Oh! Come on !

為什麼恨我

Come on !

我做了什麼？我還沒受夠你們的凌虐？

Why do you hate me?

可以多愛我一點嗎？

What have I done? Have I not gotten enough abuse?

爸爸想要一點9歲的愛愛....不，等等！ (Pewds終於覺醒成為戀童Ｐ)

Can I not get some love?

停止好嗎？ 停止網路霸凌

Daddy wants some love from 9 yr- No wait ! *Pewds realises he's being pedo*

我受夠了

Just stop it ok? Just stop the cyber bullying ;_;

為了媽媽？

I've had enough!

為了爸爸？

''For mama?''

為了Marzia來主持LWIAY?

''For papa?''

我想他在吸她的... 算了我們繼續看下去

''For Marzia to host LWIAY?''

“沒有迷因 只有我和一些鴨鴨”

I thought he was sucking on her-- You know what, let's just move on.

這裡有毛毛腿給那些9歲的

"No meme, just me and some ducks"

難道那些鴨鴨是那些9歲的？

''Those are some hairy legs for a 9 yr old''

”Marzia沒有任何迷因可以看了“ 9歲的

Maybe the duck is the 9 yr old?

”只po Marzia的迷因直到她來主持LWIAY"

"Marzia not having any memes to look at, 9 yr olds,

又來了 你們只想把我踢掉

Only posting pictures of Marzia until she hosts LWIAY"

別管Marzia了 可以讓jacksfilms來主持LWIAY?"

Here it is again. You just wanna (chuckles) get rid of me.

呃....他每天都在做了，好嗎？ 而且他已經受夠了

"Instead of Marzia can we had jacksfilms hosts LWIAY?"

"如果我們做Marzia的迷因，Pew就不能做迷因評論 因為他不想殺掉他的未婚妻“

Uh, he does it every single day, okay? And I've had enough

不要測試我，老兄..我..

"If we make Marzia meme, PewDiePie can't make meme review anymore because he don't want to kill his fiance"

"如果這成功了 我們將永遠有原創內容可看“

Don't test me, buddy. I me- (chuckles)

你知道嗎？我會超生氣 但是我也會為你們的深度思考感到驕傲

"If this is successful, we will have infinite original content"

這就是我頻道一直在做的 為了讓9歲的思考多一點

You know what? You know what, I would be mad, but I'm also proud for the deeper level thinking.

更上一層樓

This is what I'm trying to accomplish in this channel. For 9 yr olds to think a little more higher.

我要哭了 因為我驚驚

Th-The extra step, the extra mile

(笑)

I'm crying right now, because I'm in fear.

“我真的覺得Pewds被低估了 儘管是最有名的youtuber，他是這個平台上最真誠的人

*pffft*

真的不夠感謝，他8年來製作影片保持謙虛而且做他自己“

"I really do believe that Pewds is underrated, despite being the most popular YouTuber. He's one of the most genuine people on this platform.

我覺得這真的是很棒的留言 但是我覺得你不懂現在發生什麼事，好嗎？

It's really underappreciated that he's stayed humble and true to himself after 8 years of making videos"

我是個糟糕的memer 我po爛掉的梗，還po到你不要不要

I feel like this is a very nice comment, but I feel like you're not up to speed with what's going on out there, okay?

好吧，我沒資格接受這個讚美 拜託

I'm a horrible memer. I post deep fried memes, like a boss. Not like a boss

把這說給其他夠格的人

Okay, I don't deserve this compliment. Please.

“剛看到這個我必須PO...."我看過這個！

Take it away. Give it to someone else that's more worth it.

老實說 我會繼續玩變人的原因就是為了搞懂這些梗

"Just saw this and had to--" I've seen this before!

而我還是搞不懂...

Honestly, one of the reason I wanted to play beyond (its detroit bh poods '_>') , was just to get the memes

"救我(இ﹏இ`｡)"

And I still don't get them.

“讓marzia主持LWIAY"

*help mee* *ded inside*

好啦，500K個讚 Marzia下一次會來LWIAY，保證

"Let Marzia host LWIAY"

但是，你們必須繼續PO迷因（吐口水）DEAL?

Ok, fine. 500k likes, Marzia, will host the next, LWIAY. And that's a promise.

（吐更多PEWDS汁液） DEAL？你們只是變得更無理

But then, you have to keep posting memes. *spits hand* Deal?

“自從上次梗變爛（笑）這是我去健行拍的照片“

*spits moar pew juice* Deal? I know you're just being ridiculous

哇，各位，好讚的風景（拍）

"Since memes get downvoted *starts to laugh*, here's the view from my hike today"

（拍拍拍）

Wow. What a great view, everyone. *clap*

按讚，誰需要梗？（拍）這很棒（拍）這很不一樣！

*clappity clap*

這有Loss在裡面嗎？

Smash like. Who needs memes? *clap* This is great. *clap* This is phenomenal

“如果Marzia訂閱Pewds那代表Pewds跟9歲的訂婚...? 不！

Is there a LOSS in here somewhere? *laughs*

（feat Jordan）停下來！尋求幫助

"If Marzia is subscribed to Pewds, then doesn't it make Pewds engaged to a 9--" NO!

“沒有迷因....” 該死...

(feat Jordan) Stop it. Get some help.

敗～偷～我要這個影片到10分鐘

"No meme--" God dammit

敗...噢，我的眼 老天爺啊

Please, puhlease. I need this video to get to 10 minutes. Somehow.

“這個Felix老兄應該要做一個youtube頻道 他真的很搞笑“

Ple-- Aw, my eyes, Jesus Christ!

這個留言被重PO在每個有我的Marzia影片裡

"This Felix guy should make a YouTube channel. He's really funny"

你敢說我沒有原創內容？ 噢，我們一樣爛

This comment gets reposted on every, single, Marzia video that I'm in.

面對現實，我們一樣糟，我們一樣退步

You're telling ME, THAT I don't post original content? Oh, we're equally bad here

PO Pewds梗 我們在這幹嘛？（笑）

Let's face it. We're both scum. We're both the lowest degenerates of the earth.

還有什麼事情好做？

Posting PewDiePie memes, like, what are we doing here? *chuckles*

“Brad主持LWIAY然後Pewds剪輯“？ 噢...不...（笑）

Is there not anything better that we could be doing?

”我們現在是要PO寵物照片？這個乖男孩已經63狗歲了“ 我已經看過這個了你們又重PO?

"Brad host LWIAY and Pewds edit it"? Uh, no *laughs*

Edgar你終於有朋友了，怎麼樣？

"Are we posting pets here now? This good boi is 63 in dog years" I've seen this photo before. Are you guys reposting?

“如果subreddit上已經沒有梗了，Marzia要怎麼主持LWIAY？“

Hey look, Edgar, you've finally have a friend. How about that? (edgar :no u)

如果Marzia下週要開始評論 那我們幹嘛不PO一些Marzia相關的梗？

"How can Marzia hosts LWIAY if there are no memes on the subreddit?" (hmmMMm)

“Lwiay Intro song”

Well, since Marzia's going to review it next week, why don't we just, make it a Marzia related meme?

（拍）很好，我們下週就播這個 謝謝喔poserroser，Hen棒

*Marzia edition LWIAY intro song*

“Marzia下次會主持LWIAY“ 這是假的！

*claps* That's nice. Alright, we'll have that as intro next week. Thank you, poserroser. Very cool

但又是真的 沒事的

"Marzia will be hosting LWIAY in the next episode" This is a faker-diker!

“什麼都阻止不了9歲大軍”

But it's also true, so it's okay

Skylol在LWIAY

"Nothing stands in the way of the 9 year old army"

"變人"遊戲影片

"Skylol on lwiay:check

我猜，我已經徹底被觀眾控制，這已經不是我的頻道 他們甚至不要我在這，我已經不知道我在幹嘛。

Detroit gameplay: check"

什麼都阻止不了9歲大軍 自從大家都不po梗

I guess, you know, I've completely overrun by my audience here.

我要po一隻可愛貓咪

This is not even my channel anymore,

太棒了謝謝

they don't even want me here, so I don't even want me really know what I'm doing here.

#懷舊

"Since everyone agreed to not post any memes, I'm gonna post this cute cat" Great, thank you.

我去浴室差點沒嚇出心臟病 Felix

"#throwback, I went to the bathroom and almost had a heart attack, Felix"

“看來你遇到Jerry"

"I see you met Jerry.." Hey, an army of Jerries, everybody. It's happening.

嘿！Jerry大軍啊各位！這發生了

Hey, that's really cool. It's not a meme, but, you know, I'll take it. Thank you very much, finger_year

嘿！這真的很酷

Finger y--

這不是梗但是我接受

"What if everyone just posted pictures of--" My God, STAHP!

謝啦finger_year

I had a rough day, okay? Please?

finger_year(?)

"Having Marzia host LWIAY"

要是如果大家只po Marz的照片讓她來主持LWAIY

"Having Dr. Phil host LWIAY" Yes, of course. This is only the natural progression

ರ_ರ

Dr. Phil, if you're watching, it would be my honor.

我已經有糟糕的一天 好嗎，拜託

"I want Pewds to explain this"

讓Marz主持LWIAY

Well, you see, this is the 1st episode of 'Scare PewDiePie, Season 2', and this is the reason why it actually never got released

讓DR.Phil主持LWIAY！！

"I found boar vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, Ceramic in a museum today. I was so excited until i remember Felix already reviewed this meme

是的當然

Now I'm eternally stuck posing beside a dead meme" Where is it? Where IS IT?

這只是我下一步的計畫

Why didn't you steal it, and give it to me?

Dr.Phil如果你在看

"You don't look 9" It must be her mom

這是我的榮幸

I want it! Alright, dead meme or not--

我要Pewds來解釋

I WANT IT!

你看這是scare pewdiepie的第二季第一集

"From the 27/07, we must upload memes only in Italian so pewds will need Marzia help to translate them."

也是為什麼這永遠沒有撥出

God dammit. Why do you do this? Why do you hate me so much?

“我今天在博物館找到600-500BC，伊特拉斯坎文明 陶瓷野豬花瓶

Welp, clearly, it's time for me to end it.

我超興奮

I'm clearly just the equivalent of a Facebook meme page

直到我想起Felix曾經評論過這個迷因

So, you know what?

現在我永遠卡在一個爛掉的梗旁邊了

Fine

哪裡？

You win, 9 yr olds, but don't come crying to me.

在哪裡？

*clap* *clap*

為什麼你不偷幹走然後給我？

*some naruto magic*

你看起來不像9

*POOF*

這一定是他老母

(1 minute+ gameplay of ASS to make it 11 minutes cause 10 minutes is getting overused)

（笑）

(hurray chicken won!)

我要！！

sub to pewsiepei, turn on notifs, smash like, be a 9 year old! 9 yo fist for ya ?

好嗎？掛掉的迷因不是...