That's right. I make movie reviews now. Two weeks after anyone cares about the movie anymore...

沒錯!我也要來評論電影了

YES!

已經過了兩星期，早就沒人關心這部電影了

Death Note. Have you seen it? I got a lot of people asking me about the movie and uhhhh...

沒錯! 死亡筆記本，你可有看過?

you know I have a lot of thoughts about it, so I thought, why not share them with the world.

有很多人問我這部電影如何

Listen to me, what I have to say. You probably have seen or heard of Death Note. It's a Japanese manga

然後...我有滿多想法的

but that was made into an anime and then that was made into uh,

所以我想，何不跟全世界分享呢

I think it was already made to a live-action, but here it is again,

好好聽我想說的

thanks to Netflix. A live movie

你大概有看過、或是聽說過死亡筆記本

adaptation of an anime. Ooooh boy. I'm sure it will be the greatest film of all time.

它是一部日本漫畫

I'm sure Netflix won't fuck it up at all.

後來改編成動畫

Just like they did not at all ruin my favorite manga of all time, BLAME. You did not completely butcher that shit.

然後...又被改編... 我想它過去就曾經翻拍成真人電影了

no, not at all. Now I feel ashamed liking Blame because of how goddamn awful

但是再一次的 感謝Netflix

the anime is. Thanks- thank you. Netflix. Basically Netflix

一部從動畫改編的真人電影

bought the rights to- to Death Note because it's not on Crunchyroll.

ohh boy 我相信他一定會史上最棒ㄉ影片

You can only watch it on Netflix

我相信Netflix肯定不會搞砸的

"legally." And it's probably their most popular anime. I imagine

就像他們完全沒有毀掉我最喜歡的漫畫《BLAME!》

it's the most popular one because whenever someone asks me, who doesn't watch anime

你們完全沒有幹掉這部作品

what anime to watch I always recommend them Death Note because it's such a

不 一點都不

classic

現在我都不敢跟人家說我喜歡《BLAME!》 因為動畫做得有夠爛

and it's so easy to get into so I always recommend that so it makes sense that it's the most popular one on Netflix and

真是謝惹 Netflix

for them to then make a live movie adaptation of it if they own the rights for it, you know, it's just gonna bring in more

基本上Netflix買下了死亡筆記本的版權

attention to it. And uh

因為它沒有在Crunchyroll上架

you know, from a business standpoint,

你只能在Netflix"合法"觀賞

I understand it.

這大概是最熱門的動畫

I just don't understand what the hell that we're doing with this goddamn movie. Death Note has suffered

我覺得這是最出名的

enough if you ask me, okay?

如果一個沒看過動畫的人想入坑

All the angsty teenagers that almost ruined Death Notes.. Almost. They almost ruined Death Note.

我都會先推薦死筆

But you know I rewatch it not long ago, and it it still adds up. It's still an amazing anime,

因為它實在很經典

I still would recommend people to watch it for sure. But if you haven't seen Death Note let me just explain the plot

而且很容易進入劇情

it's very simple:

所以我都會推薦它

It's the story of Yagami Light, my favorite anime character of all time, who discovers

所以它在Netflix上很熱門也挺合理的

this death note by chance. And in it, if he writes a person's name while thinking of that person's face

如果他們能翻拍成真人電影的話 可以讓更多人注意到這部作品

that person will die. So Yagami Light is this genius

從商業角度來說....我可以理解

who, life is just too simple for him. He's too smart for people, and he's just bored. So for him to discover something like this,

我只是不懂

he immediately thinks, 'okay, well I'm gonna use this for the greater good of humanity,

他們到底對這部電影做了什麼

I'm gonna start killing all the criminals.' So you have this extremely intelligent person in charge of something incredibly dangerous

死亡筆記本已經受夠多苦了 如果你問我的話 好嗎

doing what he thinks is the right thing to do,

這些憂鬱青少年幾乎毀了死亡筆記本

but then you have on the other side this other character named L

幾乎 他們幾乎搞砸了

which is sort of a contrast of his character, very quirky, very funny, and light

我不久前重看了一次

but also extremely intelligent,

故事還是很棒 它還是一部很棒的動畫

who is on the side of the law who thinks, "No what you're doing is wrong

我肯定還是會推薦大家去看

I'm gonna stop you." So you get this sort of cat-and-mouse chase between the whole series

如果你還沒有看過死亡筆記本的話 我稍微說明一下大綱

which is probably one of the best cat-and-mouse chases I've ever seen. It- it has

大綱很簡單

some of my favorite moments in any anime ever and it's just such an interesting concept of

故事一開始夜神月(我最喜歡的動畫角色)

what is right and what is wrong. With the film, with this live movie adaptation, they basically said, 'okay,

他偶然得到一本死亡筆記本

well let's take everything that is good out of this anime and remove it.

只要在筆記本裡面想著某人的長相並寫下那個人的名字

Just get rid of it, I don't want to see anything good in this film except Ryuk'

被寫下名字的人就會死

Ryuk was cool, but whatever.. Apparently the director of this film

夜神月是一個天才

received death threats because fans were just so upset about

日常生活對他太乏味、他太過聰明 他覺得很無聊

some of the choices in this film. First of all it's completely

當他發現這個東西的時候

Americanized, so there's no Japanese cast, so people already start cultural appropriation

他馬上想「我要用它造福人群 我要殺掉所有罪犯」

Apparently Adam Wingard had to delete his twitter because people were just too mean...

這個非常聰明的人掌握一個極度危險的東西

too mean about the choices in this film some. Some- at least one person

去執行他覺得是正確的事

sat down and wrote "Adam Wingard"

在此同時 有另一個角色叫L

in their notebook... some fucking, someone tried, someone must have tried. And I just want to criticize his film.

算是夜神月的對照

I like some of Adams previous work. I thought "You're Next" was really good, so I try to go into this with an open mind

非常古怪、非常有趣 而且正向

thinking okay well you know what I want to enjoy this. I wanna like this.

同時也非常聰明

What's so great about the anime is the two main characters and how

他站在法律這邊

they interact with each other. As I explained, Yagami Light who is this genius...

認為「不行 夜神月是錯的 我要阻止你」

you couldn't have a more perfect character to find this death note. He is extremely

整個故事有點像貓捉老鼠的追逐戰

calculated, nothing gets past this guy.

這大概是我看過最精采的追逐

And oh I bet he has a huge dick as well. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

有些劇情是我最喜歡的動畫橋段

When he first discovers the death note,

角色間孰是孰非的議題也非常有趣

he's extremely cautious with it, and he wants to make sure that no one else..

這部電影改編 基本上就像是他們

no one else can find out that he has this because obviously that would mean

「好 我們把這個動畫的優點挑出來 然後刪掉」

huge consequences.

「全部拿掉 我不想看到這部電影有任何亮點」

So he builds this contraction that holds it in... "You see once the ink reservoir is inserted,

「除了路克 路克很酷 不過隨便啦」

it acts as an insulator preventing the flow of electricity around the circuit."

這部電影的導演收到了死亡威脅

When light finds the death note in the live adaptation,

因為粉絲們對於這部電影的某些選擇非常生氣

you know, you think he's being smart with it as well...

首先 它完全美國化 完全沒有任何日籍演員 所以有些人已經開始高喊

but no! he just fucking goes to gym class and reads it in public!

「文✰化✰挪✰用!!」

And then he shows this to this girl to get laid!

亞當溫高德(電影導演)不得不刪除自己的推特

NO! I say NO! Too far! He went too far.

因為大家真的太嚴格了

"He was a sociopath just because he's dead does not mean a tragedy. I just wish I'd seen it.."

對電影的抉擇太苛刻

I'm guessing this girl is supposed to be Misa.

有些...至少有一個人

This fucking girl

在自己的筆記本寫下了「亞當溫高德」

Which is probably one of the most annoying characters ever. In the anime ,Misa gets thrown into the mix of the story

有人試過 有人試著這麼做

and it's- she sort of just messes everything up because she's so goddamn annoying, But in the anime he uses her to further himself

我想評論一下這部電影

he uses her to

我喜歡亞當過去的一些作品 我覺得《你是下一個》挺不錯的

to get to his goal, to get to his goal,

所以我試著用比較開放的心態看這部電影

of becoming this God that he wants to be. Here, in the movie,

想說「好 你知道嗎 我想享受這部電影 我想享受它」

he uses it to get laid... He does it to get laid...

動畫了不起的地方就在兩位主角

God.. fucking.. how? You have probably one of the most interesting characters of all time

還有他們之間的互動

and you just reduce him to this fucking pathetic little bitch.

稍微解釋一下

Now let me just be clear and- and *spoiler alert* here, okay, Yagami Light is gay okay?

你大概找不到比夜神月這個天才更適合死亡筆記本的人

Yagami

他深謀遠慮 不會失算任何事情

backwards is "I'm gay" If you want more proof than that,

而且我猜他的老二也超大der

I don't know what to tell you, but I do have it so shut up!

他剛發現死亡筆記本的時候

This is one part in the anime that not a lot of people don't seem to understand. They're like 'uh.. was weird..

他非常不安 他想確保沒有人發現自己持有筆記本

why- what just happened?'

因為那肯定會是很糟的結果

It's because that- he's gay, okay? "What are you doing?" It's this part where L massages his feet.

所以他改裝了保存筆記本的夾層

"I thought I might help you out, you were busy wiping yourself off anyway." How does Hollywood make a gay character straight?

『你看 如果這裡插著塑膠筆芯就能切斷電路』 (否則筆記本會被燒毀)

I thought they were supposed to be

在真人電影 萊特(Light)發現筆記本之後

progressive. I always read it as

你以為他也會想到這些問題

you have the character Yagami Light who... he's a sociopath

但是沒有! 他就直接把筆記本帶去上體育課公然觀看

he only loves himself.

然後他拿給這個女的看 想用這個把她!

But he has at least the character L that he sees as his equal, someone on his level,

不!我覺得不行!

and that's the only person that he could at least, other than himself,

太!超過了! 你們太超過了

care about. That's how I saw it at least and that's how I saw the relationship.

『他是個瘋子，他的死算不上悲劇。 我倒是希望可以親眼看到』

Later on they introduced L in the movie, and it's

我猜這個女的應該是海砂

it's probably the character that is the closest to the actual

這位 她大概是最煩人的角色

anime.

在動畫 海砂加入故事主線以後

He's this quirky character, he eats the sweets all the time, he sits in a real weird way. He's just a weird character.

她基本上把所有事情都弄得一團糟 因為她真的有夠煩人

And he is that way because he's supposed to be the contrast of- of Yagami who is this really calculated, composed,

不過在動畫 月利用她讓自己更優勢

always-keep-it-cool character.

他利用海砂

But I guess that doesn't matter, I don't know why they just fucking, whatever... When L is introduced the anime very early,

來完成自己的目的

he does something so smart and so clever that you're like whoa!

成為新世界的神

This guy is actually for real,

至於 在電影裡

You know? This is actually a true rival to Yagami Light. Here in the movie,

他只想跟海砂上床

you really just get, 'Ah, he did something really smart, ah here

他想...他只想上床

he is' It's the epitome of show, don't tell. They just went with the easier option.

天殺的...搞什麼

So Yagami and his gay little girlfriend are, they just start killing people together. She's the one really pushing for it

你有個大概是史上最有趣的角色

it's really lame. I don't understand it, but yeah, they just keep killing all the criminals yadda, yadda, yadda...

然後你把這個角色降格成這種可悲的廢物

super lame...

讓我先講清楚 順便爆個雷 好嗎

ruin my life.. And yeah, no, they have computer science class, and they're like "hey

夜神月是同性戀

let's go to 4chan and look up people to kill"

夜神(Yagami)倒過來就是「我是甲甲」(I am gay)

And then they introduce the only sort of interesting

如果你還想要其他證據 我也不知道要說甚麼了

concept of the film which is

但是我有的 所以別吵!

can we really kill people just based of rumors?

這個動畫橋段大家不是很懂 只是覺得「這怪怪的 在演甚麼」

Which is of course never explored again, so it doesn't really matter.

-因為他是甲甲 好嗎 -月『你在幹嘛』

But in the anime, you have this amazing concept of is it two people wanting justice, L and Kira, they both want justice

這邊L在幫月按摩腳掌

but they have different ideas of how that looks like. So they go against each other. I mean that's brilliant

好萊塢怎麼會把一個同性戀角色掰直

There's also the concept of Yagami light. He thinks he's doing good, but

我還以為他們的思想很進步

it's actually evil, it's actually pretty messed up. And by the end of it you think okay,

我一直這樣解讀:

well is he a bad character?

夜神月這個人很反社會

Is he a bad person? Or did the death note turn him into a bad person? Are bad people

他只喜歡自己

inherently bad people, or do they become bad people when things affect them? Is that explored in the film?

但是L這個角色是一個跟他對等、在同樣水準的人

No, it isn't!

這個人是他除了自己以外唯一會在意的

It's basically reduced to 'oh, let's go to 4Chan and look at bad people,

至少我是這麼看的

let's- let's kill em!'

我是這樣看待他們的關係

No, we can't do that, you crazy bitch.

接下來L在電影登場

Whatever you're not getting my pussy...

然後他

But you know at least in the movie

他大概是最接近動畫設定的角色

you get to see the head explodes really splooshy heads. Everyone's head is just made of

他是一個古怪的角色、一直在吃甜食

gelatin apparently...

用奇怪的姿勢坐著 就是個奇怪的人

I don't even know if I can show it but...

他之所以這樣表現是因為L算是月的對照

everyone who dies basically is just made of rubber. They're made of gelatin.

月是一個善於算計、總是保持冷靜的角色

That's pretty cool. We also get the funny face reactions. I mean look at this fine piece of acting right here

但是我想那也無所謂了...我不懂他們為什麼...隨便啦

*Screaming*

L在動畫前期初次登場的時候

In the actor's defense I sort of understand what he was going for,

他做了一件非常聰明又巧妙的策略 會讓你驚嘆

Yagami Light always has these strange looking faces.

這傢伙是來真的

There's some stills from the anime that are just like, what the fuck!

他肯定會是夜神月的勁敵

What happened here?

至於電影 只會看到 噢 他做了件超高明的妙計 大概長這樣

But that, that's the thing cuz Yagami is this character

只有輕輕帶過 不做說明

and he's always composed, no matter what, you know, even if he's discovered.

他們只用了輕鬆的表現法

Even if he's at the brink of you know losing everything, he's always composed. So when he breaks character

月跟他的女朋友直接開始殺人

it's a big deal, and you're like 'whoa' and he makes these crazy looking faces, So I understand that he's trying to make funny faces

她才是真的想這麼做的 有夠遜 我不能理解

based on like the anime, but it just like dude. It's not that... It's not how... that's not why

對啦 他們一直在清除罪犯 yadda, yadda, yadda...

*Screaming mixed with Killer Keemstar*

超級遜 毀了我的人生

But people are just hating on him so much for making these faces. I get it

然後 他們會上電腦課

I don't think it was that bad to be honest

他們決定「嘿 我們去逛逛4chan看看誰該被處決」

I don't know. Out of all the bad things out of the movie, I don't think he is the worst.

他們帶來電影裡唯一算是有趣的問題:

There's even a chase scene in the film. I'm not kidding. There's a chase scene

我們可以只靠謠言就決定該殺掉誰嗎

Why is there a chase scene Hollywood?

而這個再也沒有被探討過 所以我想這也沒那麼重要

You have these two

但是在動畫 有一個很精彩的主題

smartest people in it and they have a conflict, what do they do? They chase each other!

L跟奇樂兩個人都渴望正義

My camera stopped working

但是他們對於正義的願景是不同的

Here I am a day later

所以他們互相對抗

And I'm gonna try and finish this video. The point

我覺得這很了不起

I was making with the chase...

還有另外一個主題: 夜神月他覺得自己做的是正確的

L and Light are two intellectuals. In the anime

但實際上是邪惡的 實際上很糟糕

they know who each other are and it's all about out-witting each other,

到了結局 你會思考 他是一個反派角色嗎

it's all about who can be the first one to outwit the other and expose him.

他是壞人嗎?或是死亡筆記本讓他變成這樣的?

They are both perfectly aware of each other and what they are. But seemingly

人性本惡?或是外在的事物讓他們變壞的

everyone else doesn't really understand what's going on, but these guys are just on another level.

這些有在電影裡被討論嗎?沒有!

But then you have them on a goddamn chase scene! It's so stupid! That's the only way I can express it to scream

基本上被降格到 「噢 我們去逛4Chan找壞蛋 我們來幹掉他們」

Why did you have to murder these characters?

「不行 我們不能這樣 你這個瘋婆子」

I don't understand! Make a remake... Fine!

「隨便啦反正你幹不到我」

But make it of something else god damn it! You ruin Blame for me. You ruined one of my favorite mangas Netflix

但至少在電影

I can barely look at it now. Everyone's like 'oh, I watched that favorite manga that you have... uh, Blame

你可以看到爆頭畫面 非常浮誇的爆頭

it was shit.' YEAH, OF COURSE IT WAS SHIT CAUSE NETFLIX MADE IT SHIT!

大家的頭顯然都是用凝膠構成的

ITS NOT MY FAULT!

我其實不知道我能不能讓你們看 但是...

Go watch Death Note, it's an amazing anime. You'll love it. I think it's ahh..

所有死人基本上都是橡膠做的

no matter what age you are, or

他們是凝膠製品 那倒是挺酷的

who you are, it's a classic, and if you need any more anime recommendations... I got you fam

還有這些超好笑的臉部表情

don't worry about it. Just write a comment. Also leave a like if you enjoyed this video

看看這些高超的演技

it's very different, but I like to do different things so lemme know if it works out and ahh...

幫演員說句話 我算理解他為什麼要這麼做

Squad Fam Out!

夜神月常常有一些奇怪的顏藝

*Screaming*

這些都是從動畫裡出來的