*screeches*

*尖叫*

back get it again with another original,

回來做另一部原創,

unique, hilarious

獨特 又有趣的

idea that no one's done before.

且沒人做過的主意了

Pics to pics. As you can clearly tell, never done before.

照片對照片

Funny and original content!

如你所見,還沒人做過呦

Here we go!

有趣且原創的內容!!!

Okay, okay, so if you for some reason don't know what this is - I don't know what the fuck-

開~~始吧

How you ended up here without knowing about it. I mean The Verge posted about it ok, so,

好的,如果你不知道這是什麼─

everyone should know about it. And The Verge,

我不知道,三小啊...

can you please just link to the goddamn thing because I can never find it all right?

你怎麼能不知道這個到結束

You always hid it somewhere...

我是說The Verge貼了有關這個的,好吧,所以

Oh there it is. Great. Basically this drawing will become this person, right?

每個人都該知道這個 和The Verge

Hilarious. So what happens then if I remove her eyes..?

你可以連上天殺的東西嗎?因為我永遠找不到

I don't know what I expected was gonna happen, but it happened.

你總是藏在某個地方

And thus, Slender Man was born. Jesus Christ.

喔在這裡 很好

This is slowly turning me on. I like it. How would this look..?

基本上這個畫會變成這個人,對吧?

OH

好有趣 那如果我弄掉他的眼睛會怎樣?

WOW *he laughs*

我不知道它為何會如我預期的發生,但它就是發生了

How do they make the line so fucking thin? God damn this thing is terrifying!

因此,Slender Man就誕生了

*Laughs*

我的老天爺啊

What is that thing??

這慢慢得讓我興奮了 我喜歡

Yes. I get it now. My God, she's absolutely beautiful-

那 這個勒

Finally I can make my dream girl come true in this video game.

喔喔喔喔喔

What if we make the mouth just a little happier? Just a tad bit a little happier?

哇嗚 *笑*

OH MY GOD, SUGOI DESUNE!

他們怎麼把線弄得這麼細的?

KAWAII!

靠腰啊這好可怕

Yes!

*笑*

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

那是什麼啦??

But what if her face was a penis? Thank you everyone. Let's try it out...

好的 我瞭了

That is much better. I like how the balls somehow made it in there.... I don't know how...

我的老天,她超漂亮的─

Finally!

在這遊戲裡我終於能讓我夢幻的女孩成真的

Finally, my dream girl, right here on the Pewdiepie channel!

那如果我們把這嘴巴弄得開心點呢?就讓它開心一點?

Marzia, I am sorry, but I have found a more perfect specimen.

喔買尬, 這太厲害了!!!

I like to call her Jerry, and he loves me for who I am.

超可愛!!!!!!

Aw Jerry, don't be so angry!

耶!

What did I do? I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Jerry- Abort abort.

耶,耶,耶,耶伊!!!

Could this, perhaps, make you happier, Jerry?

但如果把她的臉弄成屌呢?

Oh, Jerry~

謝謝大家 我們試試看吧

Related to the elephants, I can tell, I can tell. Yes.

那樣好多了

I am 12, by the way, in case you're wondering. Yes I am

我喜歡那蛋蛋不知為何就在那裡....

Thank you very much. Thank you for subscribing, and leaving a like on this video right now.

我不知道那麼...

Yes, I am drawing a dick on a woman's face.

啊終於!

Yes, his is the pinnacle of comedy. You just found it here on this channel.

終於啊 我夢想中的女孩 就在這裡

Congratulation, it's never going to be better than this.

在Pewdiepie的頻道!!

Let's laugh at some more penises.

Marzia,我很抱歉

*Sings* Family friendly Felix~

但我找到了更完美的樣本

*Laughs loudly* YES!

我想叫他Jerry,而且他也愛我

*Sings* Family friendly Felix~

喔Jerry,不要那麼生氣

I mean I'm not going to lie, I've been with worse women.

我做了什麼?我很抱歉! 我很抱歉! Jerry─

I'm talking, of course, about your mama.

這樣,會讓你開心點嗎 Jerry?

Your mama, everybody. Your mama jokes. *Fake laughter*

喔, Jerry~

AH!

和大象有關吧,一定是,一定是 沒錯

I have seen death, and he stares, but he looks so cute.

順帶一提我12歲啊,以免你不知道 沒錯

He looks so sad! What the hell is this?!

非常謝謝你 謝謝你訂閱 現在就讚這個影片吧

Kawaii desune~!

是啊我正在一個女人臉上畫屌

Oh my god.

是的,這就是搞笑的顛峰 你在這頻道找到了

Fucking sexy. This is sexy-

恭喜,沒有比這個更好的了

I finally, finally can create my perfect human.

我們來嘲弄更多的屌吧

*Sneezes dramatically*

*唱歌*闔家普及的Felix~

Let's try and draw the most beautiful specimen of all time...

哼哈哈哈 太好了!

ME!

*唱歌*闔家普及的Felix~

Hey, why not just draw myself from real time? How about that.

不是我要說謊,我正和一個糟糕的女人一起

Okay, all right.

我在說的,當然沒錯,就是你媽啦

Nose- Big-ass nose... Yes...

你的媽媽,大夥 你的媽媽笑話 *假笑*

Uh-huh... No upper lip, but a giant bottom lip. Yep, that's it...

啊啊!

Very pointy jaw...

我看見死神了,他看著,但他看起來很可愛

Eyebrows that could face any anime character.

他看起來好難過喔 這是怎樣啊?!

Wow look at that. I'm goddamn perfect. I have a feeling that this is not Gonna

好可愛啊~!

This is not Gonna look pretty let's watch

喔買尬

What the fuck is that?

真他媽性感欸 這超性感─

How does fuck did that happen?

我終於,我終於創造出我完美的人類了

No, no, no no no

*戲劇性的打噴嚏*

What the fuck is...?

來試試畫一直最美麗的樣本吧

Oh noo

就是我!!!!

kill it

嘿,何不直接畫我呢? 怎麼樣?

KILL IT

OK 好的

Man if all fan art of me was this good, boi. I could only dream. Okay here. We go

鼻子─大屁鼻......好的...

Now you're just being me. How do you go from this to this? Fuck you pix2pix you don't know shit?

嗯哼...沒有上唇,但有超大的下唇 對,就這樣

Alright, let's draw the second second most beautiful specimen

非常重要的下巴...

That's her name Marsha

可以配任何動漫角色的眉毛

this is really my

哇看看那個 我真是他媽完美

Monalisa. In the future. They won't be talking about Monalisa. They'll be talking about Marsha. Oh my God. She's absolutely perfect

我有種感覺那不會....

Okay, let's watch

這不會看起來漂亮欸 讓我們瞧瞧

.-.

那他媽是啥啊

OMG let's try another one, okay, alright. Let's actually maybe maybe I could have made her a little bit more prettier

那他媽怎麼會發生

Okay, well, I don't see how this one can fail at all, so

不不不不不

I mean I still hate it. If you know what I mean. Hell, yeah, does it mean finally I can factor my own porn hell

幹 那是什麼...?

Yeah, yeah

喔不不不~~!

Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute. Yeah, boy

殺了他

Boi, you're looking sexy girl or the perfect *hamming the perfect whamen that I would finally a whamen

殺了他

I can respect I know what you're thinking

老天如果所有我粉絲的作品都這麼棒

What about your dog Pewds? Surely your dog must look at least decent in this.

我只能做夢

And then I agree 100% because they seem to make everything fucking black in this game racist game everyone

好了 我們開始吧

He kind of looks cute. I kind like my fan art of edgar here. Thank you. God

你在耍我吧 你是怎麼從這個變成這個的?

This is why Darwin was wrong. You still believe in global warming well. I have solid evidence to prove against it

去你的照片對照片 你什麼屎都不懂

What the fuck look at that thing. It's beautiful

好吧 我們再畫第二個 第二個最美麗的樣本

Edgar: Finally now that I'm a human you can treat me nice.

(嗝

Pewds: Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out

那是她的名字 Marsha

Well, it was bound to happen. What about Jackspedicy? Let's do the pretty version of Jack

這真是我的

it's a good thing that I'm such a

蒙娜麗莎

impeccably

往後他們不會再討論蒙娜麗莎了,他們會改成Marsha

perfect artist

喔買尬 她超級完美

I get commissioned requests all the fucking time all the time

好了我們看看

People's like: "hey, I want to pay you because I love love your art"

(笑到不能自己)

How the fuck did I make him more pretty how's that possible?

喔買尬 我們試另一個,OK好的

Alright fuck it

我們或許 或許可以讓它看起更美一點

They all just get fucking werewolves well - fuck that nose though

好的,嗯,我一點都不相信這會失敗,所以

Why are they all werewolves? Stop. Is it the eyebrows?

我是說我還是很討厭這個如果你知道我意思

For Fuck's sake stop being werewolf. It's not that hard obviously we have to draw the

不過這也代表我終於可以創造色情片了

Absolute most beautiful specimens of all time

耶,耶~~!哈哈哈哈

Nick Crompton it's a God damn perfect human being and I want to see how he looks like as an actual human

等,等一下 等一下等一下

*Yo know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

耶BOY

Yes I can rap and no I'm not-*

女孩你看起來超性感或是說 超完美

Let's just add one of the chins that he has

超完美的女人

* ENGLAND IS MY CITY and if it-*

一個我可以尊重的女人 我瞭你在想什麼

Let's add all the hair that he has to hide the fact that he's fucking huge

那你的狗呢Pewds? 你的狗在這肯定會看起來很像樣

*Then the US would be shitty- *

我百分之百同意啊

Here we go Nick Crompton everyone

因為在這個遊戲裡好像會讓每樣東西變得他媽的黑啊

Oh My fucking God it looks just like him. I did it I

這遊戲種族歧視啊大夥

Finally did it holy shit. I knew I could do it if I just put my mind to it

他看起來挺可愛啊

You can do it if you just put your mind to it and say fuck it. Let's screw. It Nick Crompton. Let me fuck you

我好像看見了粉絲作品裡的Edgar了

That's a freestyle song about my love for you Nick

這就是為啥達爾文是錯的

Why haven't you returned my calls?

你還是得相信全球暖化啊

Emails, text messages. What are you? I thought you were gay, what about...

我有鐵證去證明及反抗這個的

What about slippy? Would slippy look good?

這是什麼鬼看看這個

Come on game don't... Yes, yeah

超漂亮啊

That's my boy you looking good bitch. Where did you go?

Edgar:我終於變成人了 你可以對我好點嗎

I'm sure he's fine. What about my Twitter avatar?

Pewds: 他媽給我閉嘴 快滾

All right here we go.

恩...就是這樣發生了

WHAT?

那jacksepdicy勒?

no.

我們做個漂亮版的Jack

it can't be true

很高興我是個

No

無可挑剔以及

NO

完美的藝術家

*suffer intensifies*

我每次都接到一堆他媽的委託 每一次

Well hope you enjoy this video. Leave a like all my sister fisters out there

人們就像:"嘿,我想付你錢因為我 我愛你的藝術"

I'll see you tomorrow with another episode, and as always

為何我他媽會把他弄那麼漂亮?

*Silence*

那怎麼可能啊