{*Felix claps*}

*（拍手）*

Good evening, my name is Gloria Borger.

晚上好。我的名字是Gloria Borger和Borgor Borgor Borger，噓

In Borga-Borga-Borga-Boo.

*生病的節拍*（NOBODY DELETE THIS：嗨Reddit用戶u / lokiatthenightshow，我希望你做得很好。-PericlodGD）

{*music*}

*生病的節拍*

Let's just jump into it guys.

我們就是這樣

My name is Poppy Harlow,

跳進去吧

And welcome to PewNews.

我的名字是Poppy Harlow，歡迎來到Pew News，這是有史以​​來最受尊敬，最值得信賴的新聞來源

The most respected, trusted news sourse of all time.

特別是在YouTube上。非常感謝你。現在我們的第一個故事來自上週Pewdiepie的Goose Wayne

Especially here on YouTube.

Goose Wayne的視頻出現在博士身上

Thank you very much.

菲爾，那些違法的人，我試圖把他們繩之以法

Now, our first story comes from Goose Wayne.

現在事實證明，Goose Wayne以最史詩的方式作出回應

Last week, PewDiePie did a video.

你不應該這麼說，所以史蒂夫剛送我一個

On Goose Wayne.

反應視頻出現在我面前。我現在正在看我是支持者。當你來到佛羅里達州時，我會保護你

Who appeared on Dr. Phil.

關於所有佛羅里達模因都很好。看起來我需要等待

(Goose Wayne) -People that are breaking the law and I try to bring them to justice.

他來自佛羅里達州。這一切都有道理。現在，警察說，沒有雙手也沒有雙腿的男子已經武裝起來

Now, it turns out, Goose Wayne has responded.

佛羅里達這一切都有道理。現在我們需要佛羅里達州佛羅里達州的Goose Wayne

In the most epic way possi-

佛羅里達男子撥打9-1-1並要求回家換衣服。我們需要佛羅里達州的Goose Wayne

You're not supposed to say that!

是的，所以我以前從未訂閱任何人

(Goose Wayne) So Steve just sent me a reaction video-

呃

(Felix) Thumbs up from me. I'll be watching. I'm a supporter now, I'll protect you when you come to Florida.

所以，是的，但是

Well, considering all the Florida memes, it looks like I'm needed.

是時候了。我喜歡我喜歡它。我喜歡這個視頻

Wait, he's from Florida?

我認為編輯編輯本可以更好地編輯對視頻的一些建設性批評

It all make sense now!

我很欣賞Goose。然而Brad2 - 或Sive深陷痛苦之中。我希望你能認識到痛苦和痛苦

{*Felix laughs*}

你帶來了衝擊力。我想哭。你是第一個人。訂閱第一個人。哦

(Felix) Police say man with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run.

來吧。是的，就在這裡。我要去

In Florida!

繁榮

It all makes sense now!

然而通知

We need Goose Wayne in Florida!

謝謝Goose Wayne代表PewDiePie非常酷，當然，我只是Poppy Gloria Goose Wayne男人，真是一個傳奇

(Felix) Florida man dials nine-one-one and demands a ride home to change his underwear.

非常感謝你。合十禮。就像我說的那樣

We need Goose Wayne in Florida. {*Felix claps*}

編輯哈哈可能會更好。編輯可能會更好。你聽說Sive？

{*Goose Wayne sighs*}

編輯可能會更好。每個人都在向Brad發推文，因為每個人都認為Brad發了推文

(Goose Wayne) Um, yeah, so, I have never subscribed to anyone before...

我的意思是布拉德一個人留下了回應。我無法想像關心任何事情，Sive也編輯了視頻

And, uh, so yeah

所以你們現在可以不再問我了，但我們是同一個合適的布拉德之一

Butt ?

平等權利平等機會。非常感謝你。我很難過，伙計。所以

It's about time! I liked- I like it, I like the video!

我的不好，我知道這不像是一個好視頻或者其他什麼，但他確實在他的鉻上打開了大蝦

I thought the editing- the editing could've been better.

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？看到？那是事情。我看到了這個

(Felix) The editing! Some constructive criticism on the video.

18歲的

I appreciate that Goose [Wayne].

金發精靈與大括號

Uh, Brad 2 or Sive however, is in deep pain.

18歲的精靈戴著牙套進入

(Felix) I hope you realize the pain and suffering you have brought upon Sive.

Bye Santa bye Santa我不應該給我一個。好吧，我坐的就是這樣說的

I want to cry.

我想，他顯然是在拖釣，也許他是半拖的

(Goose Wayne) The first person I subscribed to.

我不知道

(Felix) The first person! {*Felix laughs*}

我確實知道一個事實，我為你們感到非常自豪，因為他們非常善良和支持，而不僅僅是哇哇

(Goose Wayne) I'm already here.

你知道，這個傢伙或類似的東西真是個混蛋，這裡有一些非常有建設性的評論

(Felix) Yes! {*Felix laughing*}

我也是

(Goose Wayne) Just gonna.

真正關心，因為就像我製作了視頻一樣，我不確定他是不是真的，只是因為這是一個如此奇怪的故事

(Goose Wayne) Boom.

關於一個男人

(Felix) And he hit the notification bell!

拒絕聽他的

Thank you Goose Wayne.

未婚夫和他只是想在他們的婚禮前成為蝙蝠俠，他喜歡他的妻子的審查版本在橫幅

Very cool.

所以它有點像天啊

On behalf on PewDiePie of course.

但是他發推文說他已經在兩個月內第一次約會了

I am just Poppy Gloria.

他的未婚妻沒有面具和眼睛畫你九歲的孩子

Goose Wayne man, what a legend. Thank you very much. Namaste. (

幫助我愛自己比你知道更多，它不再是菲利克斯。它的博士。費利克斯。多麼好的消息

(Goose Wayne) Like I said thought, the editi- The editing could've been better.

他說他讀了一條信息，說他受到了一條說鵝的信息的啟發。這不是面具

The editing, could've, been better. {*Felix claps*}

這是關於面具背後的男人，我真的幫助他們。所以我覺得這很酷

You hear that Sive?

我很高興我也看到了他與未婚妻合作的視頻。所以我很高興他們還在一起

The editing could've been better.

這顯然非常甜蜜，讓我覺得哇

Everyone has been Tweeting this to Brad cause everyone thinks Brad tweeted i- I mean edited it.

這實際上是真的我實際上甚至不知道誰是轎跑車。你甚至沒有任何帖子

And Brad 1, left a response.

我們將為您訂閱Pewdiepie。好吧好吧

(Felix) I cannot imagine caring about anything less and also, Sive edited the video so y'all can stop asking me this now.

是的，當你第一次和他在一起時，你知道鵝的第12號可能會有精神問題。哦，我的上帝。是啊

But we are one and the same Brad.

所以，是的，我不知道我認為這似乎是一個積極的發展，我很高興看到它

That's right.

我不知道。這就是詹姆斯·查爾斯再次出現在新聞中

Equals rights, equal opportunities.

詹姆斯·查爾斯這次大蠢大事的詹姆斯·查爾斯發了推文

Thank you very much.

什麼是你最喜歡的化妝常規步驟，我的眼影和烘焙只是因為我喜歡它看起來像LMFAO

(Goose Wayne) I'm hungover man I do- {*Goose Wayne sighs*}, so....

然後一些隨機的傢伙

My bad, I know this ain't like, a good video whatever but...

發布這條推文說

(Felix) He literally has porn open on his Chrome are you kidding me?

絕對的wanker簡單就是它們沒有更多的東西呢？

See, that's the thing- I saw this and I-.

什麼樣的wanker AF？

(Felix) Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces-

好的AF謝謝你現在的意見

Eighteen-year-old blonde elf with braces gets.. tucked in by Santa.

如此有趣的發布給這傢伙的另一張照片

By Santa?!

詹姆斯查爾斯說這個鳥問號的想法，她可以有它的傢伙

I'm not supposed to give my op- Okay, alright. {*Felix claps*}

粉色頭髮沒有任何問題會在幾品脫後粉碎

Eh, I'm still like- Seeing stuff like that I'm like "Ah, he's obviously trolling."

AF現在很多人都很快向這位先生指出，這不是她的伴侶

Maybe he's half-trolling.

那是詹姆斯查爾斯

I don't know.

這被轉發到各地，它得到了很多關注Twitter的人開始重新發布它

I do know for a fact that I'm very proud of you guys for being so nice and supportive and not just going "LOL what a fucking asshole, fuck this, fuck that, fuck this guy." or something like that.

要真正殺死這個傢伙，他沒有這個，並發布了這個如果沒有刪除

You know, there were some very constructive comments in there.

48小時你遇到了大麻煩

I was also generally concerned 'cause, like, I made the video and I wasn't sure if he was real or not, just 'cause it's such a weird story,

為了這個叫我同性戀的人，Bods並沒有因此而停止了

About a man, that, refuses to listen to his fiancée,

Tranny shagger真的開始惹我生氣了

And he just wants to be Batman right before their wedding and-

刪除或

He had, like, the censored version of his wife in the banner, so it's kinda like oh god.

後果F

But, he Tweeted out that he has gone on his first date,

刪除或後果。我從未見過更具威脅性的回應

In two months.

在註意到這並沒有減速之後，他給了48個小時以及非常慷慨

(Felix) With his fiancée, with no mask and eye paint.

無論這個AF男人

You nine year olds helped me love myself more than you know.

決定發表正式聲明。那就對了。這個人發表了一份官方聲明

It's no longer Felix, it's Dr. Felix. {*Felix claps*}

你可能想抓一個紙巾。 1月18日非常悲傷。我是受害者

What a nice, wholesome message.

最大規模的

(Felix) He said that, h-he read a message that- He was inspired by a message saying, "Goose, it's not about the mask, it's about that man behind the mask."

欺騙和欺騙一個人

And that really helped him.

偽裝男子滑冰我認為這是一個正確的術語作為一個wamon

So, I think that's really cool.

管理欺騙我說我應該羞辱他。啊

I'm really glad.

這讓我心煩意亂，感到噁心

I also saw a video that he made with his fiancée, so I'm glad they're still together. {*Felix laughs*}

心煩意亂

And, uh, it was honestly very sweet and it made me think, wow, this is actually real.

燒毀

(Goose Wayne's Fiancée) I actually don't even really know who PewDiePie is.

現在我不能在沒有收到評論的情況下公開露面

(Goose Wayne) You don't even gotta post anything, we're just going to subscribe to PewDiePie for you, okay?

對我性取向的猜測

{*Goose Wayne's Fiancée laughs*} Okay, I'll be going with the nine-year-olds. {*Goose Wayne laughs*}

這必須阻止這必須立即停止

(Goose Wayne) Number twelve, "Did you know that Goose might have mental issues when you first got with him?"

我永遠不會永遠地欺騙一個傢伙

(Goose Wayne's Fiancée) Oh my god, yeah.

詹姆斯查爾斯應該因欺詐而入獄

{*Goose Wayne, Goose Wayne's Fiancée, and Felix laughs*}

這不可能是真實的，因為這不可能是真實的我是受害者

So yeah, I don't know.

騙局的受害者旨在引起我的性問題。任何人都對我撒尿

I think that

它正在向Twitter報導。沒有警告。沒有

it seemed like a positive development and i'm happy to see it.

第二次機會。這件事讓我害怕走路給女人，以防他們變性

And i'm

令人作嘔。我是這裡的受害者

glad that...

簽下阿扎克回來了

I don't know,

多麼棒的簽名？每個人都在3歲的地方？

that's it

耶穌基督然後開始基本上間接威脅詹姆斯查爾斯，因為人們指出他在