you know who i am... but not my journey

你知道我是誰,但不知道我走過的路

My name is PewDiePie,

我的名字是PewDiePie,

Anime Hunter. You think I can't beat this stupid....

動畫獵手。你覺得我不可能打敗這笨..

game?

.

fffffffuh!

遊戲???

I will not be defeated

法!!!(ﾒﾟДﾟ)ﾒ

by some cartoon ass lookin', bitch ass lookin' game! bitch ass looking game

我是不可能被打敗的

Did I seriously died a hundred and seven times last episode?

在某些看起來很王八蛋老母雞的卡通遊戲上

Whatever!

我上集真的死了107次嗎?!

WHATEVER!! ZERO DEATHS!!! IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!

隨便啦!!

Here we go, I got it. I get it. I gotta ride Link. I gotta ride Link to the other side.

隨便啦！零死亡！！

Okay, okay

這不算!(ﾒﾟДﾟ)ﾒ

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! Why, why did he do that? Then, what am I supposed to do? What a dick?! Link you're...

來吧!

Don't... What the hell am I supposed to do then?

我懂了 我懂了 我必須騎林克

No! Where am I supposed to go?

我必須騎林克到另外一邊

What if I shoot him? Oh my god! Where do I go then?

ok ok

Over here. Oh my god. Oh, I trick you, I trick you, Linky boy.

你這他*的王八蛋!!為什麼?

What the fuck?

為什麼他那樣做?然後,我應該要怎麼做啊?

*he's upset* *real upset*

搞毛啊?林克你真...

I don't get it! Why is this game impossible?

別...我該死的該怎麼做啊?

I get it.

不！

This is easy.

我應該要往哪裡走啊?

Right?

如果我射他咧?老天爺!

Fuck off. I need a sword, right? I need the fucking sword. You know what? Fuck this. I'm goin' back.

我之後該怎麼走?

Fuck this I'm out.

在這裡。

Okay fine, I'll go back. Maybe I can walk on the spikes.

喔!我搞到你了,我搞到你了林克仔!(ಠ౪ಠ)

Maybe I can shoot the spike.

搞屁

What the hell?

ಠ_ಠ

I broke the game.

我不懂啊!!為什麼這個遊戲過不了?

I broke the game.

我懂了

I bro... I broke the... GOD DAMN IT! Oh my god. What do I doooooo?!

這很簡單

Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

對吧?

Fuck off. It's a tricky jump, but I can do it

滾開。

Fuck.

我需要劍,是吧?我需要一支他*的劍。

YES! YESS! FUCK YOU LINK, FUCK YOU!

你知道嗎?去它的,我要回來了。

*spits like a 3 year-old* *literally*

搞毛 我完蛋了

Fuck. It's so hard to time this jump.

ok,蒸蚌,我會回來的。

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

說不定我可以在走在刺刺上

Just let me go! Let me go! Am I gonna have to do this stupid jump every time?

也許我可以射這些刺刺

I'm so fucking happy that this is happening.

搞屁喔?!

Game broke again. What a great game? I love this. I love this. I live for this shit. Hell yeah!

我摧毀了這個遊戲

This is so much fun. [mocking voice] 'Oooh,

我摧毀了這個遊戲

ooh, game is hard. Too hard for you, Felix. You should go and play Pokemon.'

我摧...我摧毀了...天殺的!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

*some Swedish death curse*

老天爺!我該怎麼辦?!

Agghh!

ok 我懂了 x4

That last spike, how do I [swedish bad word]?

搞屁。這是個狡猾的跳躍,但我做得到

How do I even? It's not even physically possible?

gan

Go away, link!

yes!yes!!去你的林克,去你的!

What the hell am I supposed to do then?!

( ˘･з･)

Go away, link!

(可能是瑞典文)

I have the power of God and anime on my side, can you jump if you jump off something?

這個跳躍太難了

I want to see this I can so I think I need to walk off him and then jump genius strategic

ok x5

I know I've been playing a few games in my life look at me do this on the first try first try mother truckers

拜託讓我過!讓我過!

First try Bert shut up shut up second try zero deaths zero death fuck 0 that 0 deaths

我真的要每次都做這愚蠢的跳躍嗎?

First try first try zero death fuck Sarah to share that's the first trap for strap first strap

我對於這種事發生真是他*的太快樂了

Watch me to your first try first right first right first right dad I?

這遊戲又爆了

first read zero death fuck it's the first try sir de

這是個好遊戲蛤?我愛這個,我愛死了。

reserved

我為了這拉基而活

0.000000 fun y link I thought we loved each other

地獄啊 哈!

No

這真好玩。喔~

So close to do this limit. I can do this s way to battle the power of garden enemy

喔~這遊戲太難了,對你來說太難了,Felix。

I will do this. I will conquer

你應該去玩寶*夢

9 9 f liner pine air because liner big designer

ಠ_ಠ

No no link no, what is happening with this a glitchy ass game

(應該是用瑞典話在罵些有的沒的)

The beach fuck activate your Lourdes order

呃啊啊啊

Whoa whoa what the what? Oh my god. I had it. This is so hard stop judging me

最後的刺刺,我該怎麼...(瑞典髒話)?

Ah

我到底該怎麼做?這甚至在生理來說是不可能的

Link this is good da fuck you link give me the same. Hell yeah

走開林克!

That's what I'm talking about zero deaths, they're all death here, Oh, Oh

我天殺的之後該怎麼做???!!!(╬⊙д⊙)

Easy game, it's easy this game is easy. Okay. Okay? What's gonna kill me now

走開林克!

I wonder what's going to give me. Oh, maybe the fans. Oh

我有神的力量以及動畫伴隨著我!!

No, maybe the spike is

你可以在從某個東西跳開後再繼續跳嗎?

No my gosh

我想看到這個

Easy easy what else I don't know why I asked, I don't really don't know why I asked

我做得到的,所以我想我需要先從他身上離開,再跳

Hey mister man oh if you goes up and down, okay?

真天才的策略!!

Okay you go over easy. Oh my god. What is this? Uh?

我知道,我在我的人生中已經玩過不少遊戲了。

Okay, okay, okay, of course of course how am I gonna do that if I can't even do it normal?

看著我做第1次的嘗試,第1次嘗試,你這媽...媽卡車司機

What I didn't even touch it why aren't you double jumping?

第1次嘗試 第1...

My god, it's not that hard you anime loving piece of shit. Oh my god do it

閉嘴 閉嘴

Man work a letter an nah come on Felix come on fuck

第2次嘗試 0死亡 0死亡

Stop touching it. What are you doing? What are you doing look? How much you have left god damn. This is so tricky

gan 0死亡 0死亡

Okay, let's look at the pattern

第1次嘗試 第1次嘗試 ,零死亡,

Yeah, oh, no you really hit the pattern there you boy, you really did a good job there you fuckwit

gan, 零...靈芝王

Oh my god, they go faster, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to do that? Oh?

第1次,第1次,第1刺,

This is so hard. I don't even know how I made it here. What Oh?

看我的第一次第一次第一次第一次

Watch me dying watch me fucking die

踏馬的!!!

I don't get it. I don't fucking get it

第一次 零死亡 gan 第第一次 零死亡

When do I go here there's like no space to move there's like no fucking space at all oh

零死亡 零死亡 靈芝王 零x3

My god here we are again here. We are again at the impossible yeah Wow

零 零....

I don't even know what kills me like is there a spot I can stand there it seems oh

(%%%%%)放!!

I'm pretty good at this bit now like I can do this part, but the thought there this I don't get on

為什麼林克?我以為我們喜歡彼此

Like where where how is it? Even physically possible to go through that fucking place?

不!!

How I don't understand like there's nowhere to go. I simply between them, but it's no time. There's just no time I

只差一點。我可以做到那極限,我可以做到,我對天發誓!!

I Just don't get it man. I play this 500 fucking times. I thank you

我有對抗花園之力

I

我會做到,我能克服

Don't understand

(瑞典話)

Yes

不 不 林克 不

Fuck

這破爛遊戲又發生什麼事了?

Yes, you saw it smooth. That was oh my god. Okay great. We just got to make it

我是婊子林克,gan~

We just gotta make it. We just gotta make it to the top

我能否啟動真主寶劍?

Okay, what's gonna happen the spikes are gonna shoot me oh no not the specs

握 握 搞毛阿?

Fuck you. Oh my god. What that?

老天爺啊!我痕它。 這真的很難...

I'm so fucking tired of this shit *END*

別再評論我了!!