YOU LAUGH!

你笑？

YOU LOSE.

你輸了！

(Hardcore metal background music)

這完完全全是一個新的概念而且是我的想出來

It's a completely original concept that I came up with ALL MYSELF!

並不是翻版"忍笑大挑戰"

And it's NOT try not to laugh challenge!

這完全不一樣

This is WAY different!

相信我

Trust me!

你笑了嗎?

YOU LAUGH!

你他媽的輸了

YOU FUCKING LOSE!

你準備好接受

Are you ready to accept the CHALLENGE?

挑戰了嗎？

What the fuck is this

這他媽的是甚麼？

What the fuck am I watching?

我他媽在看甚麼？

Is this supposed to be funny?

這應該是搞笑的嗎？

His beard looks like my microphone!

他的胡子很像我的麥克風

(poods is now laughing cuz of dat beard)

哈哈哈

Shit, that does not count!

該死的

I have yet to lose..

這不算

I have yet to lose everybody!

我還沒輸呢！

Let's, maybe something happens..

各位我還沒輸呢！

Did he just choke to death?

可能有些事情發生了

Was he smoking??

他剛剛嗆到嗎？

He takes a hit...

他抽煙嗎？

And it just fucks his brain up?

他抽了一大口

I don't understand!

然後轟上腦了嗎？

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

我不明白

The fuck was he smoking?

我不明白

Look how red his face get!

他媽的在抽煙嗎？

Hoo!

你看他的臉有多紅

K let's try another one

吼

*ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAYYY*

OK,來看其他的

*laugh*

OK這不好笑

Yep!

不要傷害那小寶寶

Okay, it's not funny!

不要傷害那小寶寶 你這貓

Don't hurt the baby

噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢

Don't hurt the baby, cat.

歐（字幕：嚇死！！）

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

天啊

*suspenseful music*

他媽的

*Chuckle*

媽呀

*screams* OH JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK!

天呀

Fuck you!

嚇死朕了

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

這是他媽的是甚麼挑戰呀？

what is this fucking challenge?

幹

Fuck.

ok

Okay

啥咪？

*TECHNO BEAT MUSC PLAYS*

oh

WHAT??

嗯...

OOHH

我可以播嗎？

UMM

我可以在YouTube播這個嗎？

Can I show this?

甚麼

Can I show this on youtube?

可以嗎...

What ca- what just happ-

剛剛發生甚麼事了？

Now this is a fine example of great sound engineering

這是一個引擎發出好聲音的搞笑例子

*Laugh*

為何我在笑？

Why am I laughing I'm horrible

我太可怕了

Why am I filming myself laughing at this?

為甚麼我在拍我自己笑成這樣

this is a terrible idea, you LAUGHED too!

這是很可怕的想法

shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

你也在笑

DON'T JUDGE ME!

閉嘴！

I'm - it - I'm - it was just a video edit, no one actually got hurt

他媽的閉嘴！

I think!

別批評我

"Donald Trump, just last week!"

這只是影片編輯而已

"He confirmed the national review that he is again, considering a run in 2016."

其實沒有人受傷

"DO IT, DO IT, look at me, DO IT!"

我認為

"I will personally write you a campaign check NOW!"

特朗普上週承認他考慮參選2016的總統選舉

"On behalf of this country which DOESN'T want you to be president!"

上吧！上吧！看 看著我的眼，上！！

"But which BADLY wants you to run!"

我會幫你填表登記參選！現在！！

"Which republican candidate has the best chance at winning the general election?"

我替整個不願你當選的國家填的

"Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump!"

雖然大家很想看你競選

OOOOHH SHIT!

哪個共和黨的參選人最有可能當選？

"President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the History of the United States!"

當然是宣佈參選的特朗普

@realDonaldTrump

oh靠

"Well, @realDonaldTrump,"

奧巴馬總統要下台了，他是美國歷史上最糟的總統，來自推特用戶@真貨特朗普

"At least I will go down as a president!"

好吧

OOHHH!

@真貨特朗普 至少我做過總統

SHIT!

噢！！！！！！！！！！

"So right now..."

靠

SHIT!

靠

"We have Hillary at an 79% or an 80% favorite."

特朗普不會做到總統的

"Poll has Hillary up by double digits nationally, 12 points, 50 to 38, 4 way race!"

特朗普先生既然你呼籲政治誠信

"Clinton, leading in Florida!"

我只想說

"Clinton, leading on North Carolina!"

你不會做到總統的，好嗎

"Clinton, leading in Ohio!"

簡直笑話

"Clinton, leading in Nevada!"

天大笑話

"I could go on and on and on!"

ILY！

"Uh"

來吧來吧

"I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be President!"

（一堆說特朗普獲得的州份支持）

"And so, right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty!"

天呀媽的在發生甚麼？

"I just wanna say, you're not gonna be president!"

什麼鬼

"All right?"

同時很有趣又很恐怖

"It's been fun!"

他媽的上帝呀

"It's been great!"

wow

"I love you!"

Hell yeah!

"but!"

Fuck yeah!

"But!"

Hell yeah!

"But, come on, come on buddy!"

FUCK YEAH!

*Pewds cringing badly*

這太有才了

"Right now Donald Trump will take Ohio!"

Holy shit

"CNN now projects Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida!"

這真你他媽的太棒了

"Huge win for Donald Trump!"

改變了我對葬禮的想法

"Donald Trump..."

我不想大家再玩動漫巨乳遊戲

SHIT!

這就是我想要的

"we project, will win in Kentucky!"

這！就！是！我！想！要！的！

"In Indiana with its 11 Electoral Votes!"

我放棄了

"West Virginia!"

我已經輸了

"Oklahoma!"

這他媽的漂亮

"Tennessee!"

Kevin.

"Mississippi!"

KEVIN!

"South Carolina!"

KEVIN!!!

"Alabama!"

WTF KEVIN?!!!!

"North Dakota with it's 3 Electoral Votes!"

KEVIN你在做甚麼？

"And South Dakota!"

WTF...

"Texas!"

沒人告訴Kelvin™該做甚麼

"Arkansas!"

沒有人告訴他人生都該怎麼過

"Louisiana!"

如果有人跟他講這裡有盞燈

"The State of Montana!"

Kevin 就會X爆這盞燈燈

"Idaho!"

如果有人跟Kevin講

"North Carolina!"

“嘿 Kevin這是我馬子”

"Georgia!"

Kevin 就會X你的馬子

"Iowa!"

這超搖滾的

"Utah!"

我之前看過了

"Wisconsin!"

這超級有趣的

"Arizona!"

這男人超有趣的

"Kansas with it's 6 Electoral Votes!"

oh fuck

Oh my gahaha-

他是我的英雄

"and Nebraska with its 5 Electoral Votes!"

oh 這是另外一個MMD (MikuMikuDance)

"and Wyoming with its 3 Electoral Votes!"

這些都很滑稽的

"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business!"

我要跟著跳這舞，我的槍呢

What the fuck happened?

你好嗎小兄弟

What the shit?

好

That was amazing and horrible at the same time.

我現在是個小游客

Jesus fucking christ.

我不知道你為什麼要在查里頓說呢

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

抱歉我法语不好

OH!

發生什麼

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

Walker 告訴我，我有艾滋

HELL YEAy!

Walker 什麼..為..

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

為什麼要這樣說

FUCK YEAHA!

完美喜劇

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

我的天，完全沒預計這樣

HELL YEAh!

幹我在洗碗櫃里找到這個

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

這他媽什麼鬼？！！？媽！

FUCK YEY!

這什麼鬼啦！

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

我不懂啦！！

THAT'S FUCKING BADASS!

你都41歲了！

♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

還他媽的買這狗屎垃圾！！

Holy shit, that was fucking awesome!

我不懂為什麼你都41了還.....

Changed my mind about my funeral!

我發現雖然這一開始是在開玩笑

I don't want everyone to play an anime boob game!

但真正的憤怒使它好多了

This is what I want,

你輸了嗎

this is what I want.

我想...你知道嗎

"Kevin, watch the light dude!"

如果這樣看的話，我們都輸了

*laughs* I'm just giving up, I already lost!

所以別批評我 為什麼我笑

This is fucking beautiful!

我們批評其他人

KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, WHAT THE F*CK KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, KEVIN!

為了....額....我們

WHAT THE FUCKING... *laugh*

為了我們是誰..額...( ･ิω･ิ)

AIN'T NOBODY TELL KEVIN WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

忘記剛才發生的事吧

Ain't nobody tell kevin how to live his life!

讓大家都接受彼此

If anyone tells kevin "there's a light"!

為了

Kevin will fuck that light up!

草，該死

*SHATTER*

最近我不能停止圍繞戲劇

If anyone said "Kevin, hey Kevin, that's my BITCH!"

你們能放過我嗎

Kevin will fuck your bitch.

好吧，我不能阻止自己笑

*SHATTER*

當我覺得那很有趣時這不是我的錯

What a fucking rockstar

但我希望你你你...

Oh, I've seen this one.

你贏了嗎，在評論告訴我吧

It's FUCKING amazing!

哪一個讓你輸了

This guy is FUCKING amazing!

然後看看這段片

♫ S3RL Presently Presents intro ♫

Oh fuck!

He's my hero.

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

Oh, it's another MMD (Miku Miku Dance), huh?

those are always HILARIOUS!

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

//takes second gun//

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

*laugh*

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (more gunshots)

Alright, I need to do this fucking dance right fucking- where's my gun?

♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

*Pewds kills himself in depression of not knowing what life is*

"And how you doin, little partner?"

"Fine, and it's little visitor now!"

"I know what ya'll always how you say it in Cherokee."

"Well, pardon my french, but"

"I'll be damned." *Awkward laugh of history*

what's happening

"Walker told me I have AIDs"

*cough laugh?*

//HONK

Walker, what the?

Why would you say that?

Perfect comedic timing, fucking hell, Jesus, I did not expect that!

"Shit I fucking find in the dishwasher!"

"Trying to do the god damn dishes!"

"What the fuck is this, mom?"

"What the fuck is this, what, what?"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

*Bursts into laugh*

(Impression) I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE 41 AND STILL-

(normal voice) I thought he was joking first!

But the genuine anger made it so much better!

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

oh man

Did you lose?

I think, you know, if you look at it this way.

We're all losers here, so...

Don't judge me for what I laughed at!

Let's just judge each other for what we

for who we are, or for who, for-

Let's just forget about what just happened!

And lets just..

Everyone just accept each other.

For their...

I'm fucked, am I? I'm I'm fucked!

Goddamnit.

I just can't stop getting around drama lately

Okayy so, if you guys could just cut me some slack!

ALRIGHT, I CANT HELP WHAT I LAUGH AT!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY

But I hope you, you, you, did you win?

Let me know in the comments which one you lost at!

And check out another one up here *annotation appears*

goodnight

sleep tight

don't let jake paul ruin your ass like he did with pewdiepie