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  • And don't forget bug spray it's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers whoa an RV camping here

  • That was a fun 78 hours well no more this year

  • We're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway, and I'm gonna prank back every single one

  • What do you say dude you're coming I are you into the trouble of packing all your stuff even stuff you kept in that secret

  • box under the bed whoa

  • What's that? I know? She's not interested, and I know it's over

  • But how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone two words Dipper move on yeah, dude and road trips the poor

  • Man our fees are amazing I can't believe we're sitting at a table

  • We're coming up on an attraction run by the most black hearted proprietor in all of Oregon's

  • Don't let the face fool you this woman hmm so uh

  • Come here often now. I'm a tourist haha. You're funny and cute. I mean not cute. I mean you're not

  • Something on your mind kiddo you're thinking about Miss cold-shoulder over there huh I'm sewing well

  • I can't think of a perfect metaphor, but you get the gist at this rate

  • I'm gonna grow up to be a sad loner like Toby determined

  • Whoa never say that about yourself jerky is just a term non. Jerks use to badmouth innocent jerks

  • Conflicts comedy some third word starting with the C the three C's of the Stan Pines dating technique

  • Where you go

  • Hi, I'm dipper crazy plays right oh hi, I'm Emma. Sue you know if you pretend we're right-side up

  • It looks like everyone's hair is standing on end huh kind of a jerk

  • Wow we have to get the candidate before your mother gives birth

  • It's a long story. Maybe you could tell me sometime. Here's my email address candy looking great looking great

  • Is that a new pair of glasses very shiny?

  • Maybe it's a blood pooling in my head but dipper seems

  • Can't believe it worked. What do I do now do I email her no. No you practice the more guys hello

  • anyone

  • They'll come back for me

  • So then I said to the bouncer where's your I'm just a little worried though

  • I mean is it bad to flirt with this many girls at once. I'm just trying to get over Wendy

  • I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings

  • Please oh you always just don't fine

  • Three two one

  • Man coyotes Donna, I never really noticed him before but he seems different lately

  • That's sweaty and more charming

  • But how do I approach him don't even worry about that can can if they'll walk of the world's biggest park?

  • Sort of there she is kids mystery mouth

  • Five times the size of the mister today the mountain falls

  • Question the back seat makes me carsick can I sit up front today also question I'm the size of two people you're sitting close

  • So deeper I was wondering would you maybe want to walk around the mystery mountain with me today alright Road Dawgs?

  • I got five bucks or whoever could tip the Big Blue Ox go go go I

  • Will see you in there

  • Smart, but I never thought of her like that. This is all moving way too fast

  • Huh okay, I just need to be honest with her and tell her I I'm not ready speaking of which

  • But I don't want to lead her on ah watch and learn

  • Whoa I seem to have lost my number what I'm doing. Here's a little secret. Oh you seem like a man with secrets

  • You know I'm going on a break

  • I wonder what they'll name the baby if I had a baby. I would name a grander term. He's my head falling on your shoulder

  • This is what I want, this is all part of the plan and stuff Oh different Hey Hey, who are these girls dipper?

  • Why haven't you called?

  • Romantic log right mean nothing to you

  • I can't believe it you agreed to go on a date with me and you were seeing dipper pies

  • I thought you are a nice guy, but I guess you only care about yourself

  • Kandi wait

  • I'm s. I can't believe people fall for it. You're so brave. What can I say? I'm a real catch yes

  • Flame retardant raccoon says don't hug forest fires ah

  • Stan where are you? I need your advice. I'm about to become one

  • Turns out Darlene is one of those spider people, but beyond that the dates been okay

  • Wait wait wait also this acid. She's splitting my face. I'm up the mountain at widow's peak all right. I'm gonna find you stay put

  • You got it. You're so funny great story

  • I love a man with shoulder hair you you didn't mean it about my shoulder

  • Tell me Stan the Foods for your body which to my weird species is food allow me to slip into something more

  • horrifying

  • There there let my calming voice soothe you it is helping

  • Girls there your clear. Oh you what?

  • Please I don't know if you're really up there or not, but if you are please

  • This is Travis

  • Listen carefully this skytram has an emergency trap switch below us is Oregon's largest Paul Bunyan statue and old

  • reliable goes off in fly

  • It was a boring boring ride cared that was ingenious how'd you know that would work useless travel templates?

  • Stay have you ever considered becoming a comedian?

  • You know I actually have comedy is too subtle these days my style involves more oversized props

  • Get the car

  • Truth is I've been divorced once and slapped more times than I can remember

  • Confidence can buy you a lot

  • But at the end of the day pickup artists tend to get our heads bitten off

  • When it comes to I guess I just need to learn to use that power for good

  • Hey, I found a pamphlet, I don't think you've read yet, I deserve that

  • Still feel a little bad about wrecking those tourist traps ah come on everyone loves my friend. That's what you get I

  • Don't understand, I completely don't deserve this oh man. Are we gonna have to help clean this up nice anyway

  • All right, Stan another day another random body pain here we go

  • Dear Stan dear Stan. I took these to build a planetarium suit for soos. Sorry Dipper

  • Well let's not take this seriously

  • Rough start to a day, but it's all gonna be worth it when I fix that light bulb

  • Known such softness anyway, where were you?

  • Well TV at least you appreciate me behind bars in actual adult prison a

  • Memorial statue is already being carved in the deceased mayor's honor

  • There will be a town hall meeting this afternoon to discuss replacing him new mayor, huh?

  • We're here to choose a man for the first time in almost a century fill all the requirements wait, bud gleeful. He looks good in

  • Jail that was a good day now folks. I know our family's had its fair share

  • Everyone look under your seats you

  • Heard strange hi guys Tad's the name and being normals my game loving you dad, and I love bread

  • It's a shame for it isn't here

  • He'd run no offense, but you're just some two-bit carnival barker, and your head is more ears than face

  • Oh, yeah, well your face is more fat

  • it looks like we got some competition here folks, which I'm fine with totally fine with I

  • Was gonna let bygones be bygones Stan, but you just made a powerful enemy

  • Uncle Stan what are you doing?

  • Running for mayor did I did I not make that clear grunkle Stan. It's not that we think you can't do it

  • It's just what do I have to show for my life. Do I really want crooked grifter on my tombstone?

  • How about crooked mayor?

  • Stable let's talk I know stick

  • The word Pig

  • All right everybody eyes up here

  • okay fly to the candidate covered in more seed and bestow a birdly kiss upon him anointing him mayor I

  • Couldn't make this up if I wanted to now here's the tea man

  • Hello

  • Candidate Stan first question. How do you feel about the American flag?

  • What would you do about the crime in gravity falls wait do you mean crime in general or just the specific crimes committed like

  • It's not that you're a miserable

  • You just need to learn when to keep the cap on from now on maybe you should just read our prepared remarks

  • Sorry kid stump speeches in a couple of days, and if he continues like this. We'll lose the bud for sure hmm

  • It's a shame there isn't some device that would allow you to control someone else

  • Oh wait as long as you wear the matching one

  • He'll say and do whatever you want him to thank you great-uncle Ford. Yes, yes use it responsibly at all

  • oh

  • I'm a certain dude. I got some fancy

  • Education eat it prosperity get it a gravity falls. We can be proud of get it

  • Higher than Stan Pines here, let's get real. Do you think the women of gravity falls were too much makeup?

  • Benjamin

  • who may know me as that guy who accidentally let all those bees loose in that elementary school a few years back, but

  • I believe in things America freedom Ameri free break it down

  • Why are people jamming their hands together, it's applause

  • Dad they love you they love

  • me

  • Gosh huckleberry honeysuckle darn it excuse my language. I'm so sorry

  • You listen daddy, and you listen good prison is a nightmare

  • I hate the same slop every day the mayor dimes my one ticket out of here, which is why you're gonna win this election

  • Pardon me out of prison, and we're not gonna let the pines dad my way I can but but you don't understand

  • It's just this no more spooky. Spells well daddy. Maybe you just need to have more

  • Big shot now this I could get used to grunkle Stan

  • What's with the outfit you're missing your lucky tie ah why do you kids have to constantly tell me what to do?

  • Everyone in this town is finally showing me respect

  • Maybe you kids should too uncle Stan we'd respect you if you took things more seriously

  • What this tie is a mind-control device invented by Ford if it wasn't for this tie you'd be losing

  • Well you could tell that know-it-all someone totally suggestible an empty piece of clay we could mold to our whims

  • Hey a little help dudes. I accidentally got my head stuck in my shirt sleeve. I guess

  • This is my life now Bree and here come the three most popular candidate

  • Wait a minute what

  • Those backstabbing let the debate begin first question I

  • Don't know much about taxes

  • But I can promise you a kitten in every pot that doesn't make sense my able to cram is don't so bad

  • Both full body there's gonna be no time crunch mad Pope bud

  • You may now throw your birdseed me

  • Hello there long time no see except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis Julian

  • The hold your grip oh happy happiness where you Mabel if you great it'd be mine

  • I even made you this wedding dress and crafts class don't ask what it's made of you

  • Say hello to the next mayor of gravity falls kids

  • And that is why

  • The Statue of Liberty is our hottest landmark kids you were right all along. I should have listened to you when I had the chance

  • I

  • Gotta go save my family. No those are just some demolition dumb is nothing to see here. Can't it gleeful I?

  • Still drop you you know

  • No

  • Despite winning an overwhelming 95 percent of the vote

  • Election officials had to disqualify him due to discovery of an extensive criminal record oh boy Stan

  • What did you do to this shocking development it would appear the mayorship passes to the only candidate who actually filled out their paperwork

  • Local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler cute Booker on an unrelated topic. I have a lot of cheap pugs that I need to move them fast

  • I'm sorry Stan. I actually think he was mayor would have been fun. Maybe it's for the best. I wanna go vandalize mayor Tyler's mansion

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