But I have, "Feed me sushi" and "Tell me I'm pretty".

但是我寫上「餵我壽司」跟「說我很漂亮」。

Um.

恩。

(What makes people swipe right on your profile?)

(什麼樣的自介會讓人把你往右滑 (右滑為喜歡；左滑為不喜歡) )

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't have a bio on Tinder, I just have a bunch of modeling photos on there.

我在 Tinder 上沒有自介，只有一堆模特的照片。

I just have pictures, and then I get mad cause everyone says "Hey," and I'm not gonna answer "Hey".

我只有照片，然後我就會因為大家說：「嘿」而生氣，因為我才不會回「嘿」。

(23% of online dating profiles have no words)

(23％ 的線上交友自介沒有文字）

So, I'm sure I should have a bio, but I don't know what to put in it.

所以，我確定我應該要放上自介，但我不知道要打什麼。

Bartender, film major, wine mom. (60% have 30 words or less)

調酒師、電影專業、愛喝酒的媽媽。(60% 只打 30 個字或更少)

You'll probably like my dog more than me, but I'll like your mom more than you.

你可能會喜歡我的狗勝過於我，但我會喜歡你媽媽勝過於你。

Um.

恩。

Swipe right if you like short dudes.

喜歡矮的男生就往右滑。

It's really all about the way you look, I think. (So, you know, pictures matter.)

我覺得這一切就跟你的外觀有關。(所以，你懂的，照片很重要。)

Especially for men.

尤其是男性。

Yep.

沒錯。

There's just an attractive girl that might look like a model, or a bikini. (Men are most likely to swipe right on nature photos, but equally can't pass up a bikini pic.)

有一個看起來像模特兒或穿比基尼的迷人女孩。(男性最有可能對大自然的照片往右滑，但同樣也不會遺忘穿比基尼的照片。）

Men love skin.

男性喜歡皮膚。

Photos people like on my dating apps?

人們喜歡我在交友網體上什麼樣的照片？

Maybe, like, a photo of me hiking.

可能像是，我在健行的照片。

Sexy photo and, like, the nice dress that shows a little bit of cleavage.

性感的照片，像是看得到一點乳溝的漂亮洋裝。

And they're just like, you know, heart eyes, eggplant emoji, but...

然後他們就會，你懂的，傳給你愛心眼、茄子的表情符號，但是...

Like, no.

就是，不行。

I used to kidnap my friends' dogs, and I would just go on like these adventures with their dogs and take pictures like they're all my dogs. (Women also love nature pics or pics with a dog.)

我曾經綁架過我朋友的狗，然後我會跟他們的狗一起去冒險，並像牠們都是我的狗一樣的拍照。(女人也喜歡大自然的照片或是和狗拍的照片。）

Just a lot of nature pictures with dogs that weren't mine.

就是一堆跟不屬於我的狗拍照的大自然照片。

I have one with two girlfriends. (Men swipe left on pictures of women with attractive men or in a group.)

我有一張跟兩個女性朋友的照片。(男性會對與有魅力的男人或與團體拍的照片往左滑。）

Like, it's like a Polaroid from a, like, Brooklyn party we were at.

像是，在 Brooklyn 的派對用拍立得拍的。

Maybe just because they want to look like a good guy they'll, like, like the group photo.

也許他們只是因為想要當個好人，所以他們就會喜歡那個團體照。

Um.

恩。

Mm.

恩。

I've got the tuxedo wedding. (Women also swipe left on pics of men with attractive women or in a group.)

我有穿燕尾服在婚禮的照片。(女性也會對男人與有魅力的女人或與團體拍的照片往左滑。）

Have to have, you know, the homies in it, you know, making me look good on each side.

必須要有，你懂的，一群兄弟在裡面，讓我每一邊都看起來很棒。

This one's a little bit too tall.

這位有一點太高。

I think people react to the strong close-ups in my modeling photos 'cause there's really good lighting. (While it's important to put best photos forward.)

我認為人們對我的模特照中的特寫鏡頭反應很好，因為光線真的很好。(拿出最佳的照片很重要。）

I definitely got a lot of reactions based on my bio. (Profiles with bios are four times more likely to get a match!)

有很多人對我的簡介有回應。 （具有簡介的自我介紹獲得匹配的可能性會高四倍！）

It has brackets, and inside the brackets, "Say bungled punchline," and then it's an exclamation point at the end.

6' 2" and funny enough.

身高有 6 英尺 2 英寸且夠幽默。

It worked, I mean, I got matches.

這有用，我的意思是，我就有配對成功。

"Don't hate me if," and I put, "if I organized all of your things."

「不要討厭我如果，」然後我打上「如果我整理你的東西。」

Must be funny. (Women are more likely to describe their ideal partner in their bio using keywords like:

一定要很有趣。

The typical, "No hookups."

But I would put, like, a little fishhook, to kinda, like, indicate that I meant it.

Not looking for something serious or something like that.

Like, kinda honestly, mildly, f***-boy-esque.

Just looking to talk.

Lets cook each other dinner and have a glass of wine.

AMC six-dollar Tuesdays.

Gotta go when no one's there, get that, you know, cheap ticket.

People here just cut to the chase.

They're just like, "I'm at this address, I want to bleep your bleep."

And I'm just like, "Can you, like, say hi first"?

My first photo is kind of like a very normal picture of me.

I was sweaty after hiking and I'm doing a soft smile.

A lot of people like that, and if people like that photo, I am more down with them.

Another very popular photo on my profile is me in a swimsuit kind of like beachy, wet vibes, and I get a lot of likes on that photo.

It says actor, artist, writer...

Paint on my face and like cans in my hair.

Only one percent of African American men are over 6'2" and have a college degree.

Like, you're not gonna find a lot of me on here.

No complaints in my dating life.

(What's your dating profile strategy? Tell us in the comments below.)

(你的交友自介的小撇步嗎？在下方留言告訴我們。)