- How was the first day? - Hey.

Oh! Excellent.

Everyone was so, so nice!

See it pays to know then who wears my shoes.

- Me. - Oh.

No, I didn't tell anyboy that I knew you.

Why not?

Oh, because you know..

...they don't like you.

What?

I thought you knew that.

Nuh uh..

Who doesn't like me?

Everyone.

Except for um... no, everyone.

What are you talking about?

Don't feel bad. You know, they used to like you a alot.

But, then you got promoted, and you know

now you're all like Mr. Boss man.

You know, Mr. Bing. Mr.. Boss man Bing.

I can't believe it.

Yeah, yeah. They even do you.

They "do" me?

You know like, um, okay, um

"Could that report be any later."

[laughing]

I don't sound like that.

- Oh. Oh, Chandler. - Yeah, you do.

"The hills are alive with the sound..

...of music."

"My scone!"

Both: "My scone!"

Okay. I don't sound like. That is so not true.

[laughing]

That is so not ...that is so not...that..

Oh, shut up!

And I think last night was great, you know

the karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory?

- Mm-hm. - Huh?

You were great!

But they still made fun of you.

- What? - You know.

Now you're more like, you know, Mr. Caring boss.

Mister...you know, "I'm one of you" boss.

Mr. I-Want-To-Be-Your-Buddy Boss-Man Bing.

Then I don't get it.

Well, you know what, Chandler

I think you just gotta face it.

You're like the guy in the big office.

You know? You're the one that hires them and fires them

They still say you're a great boss.

- They do? - Uh-huh.

But they're not your friends anymore

[sighs] But I just want--

No but you can't.

- But I just want-- - Nuh-uh.