- Oh, my husband and I are making the most of this time.

We're going on walks together, and we're having

deep, meaningful conversations about the future.

- Well, my daughter and I are having cooking classes.

We're just going straight through the book, and I am

teaching her how to make all of Meemaw's famous recipes.

- That's wonderful.

- How are things going for you?

- Yeah.

♪ I guess I should be happy ♪

♪ My kids are safe and sound at home with me ♪

♪ Sure, I'm putting Benadryl in their mac and cheese ♪

♪ For quiet time at three ♪

♪ And even though my husband thinks that it's a sign ♪

♪ That I'm solving all my problems with a glass of wine ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ We're fine ♪

♪ Everything's fine ♪

♪ I'm trying to be patient, ♪

♪ But work from home is not what I'd endorse ♪

♪ Sure, by the time that this is over ♪

♪ My firm might want to switch into divorce ♪

♪ And any judge would rule my kids are in contempt of court ♪

♪ 'Cause my business calls have all become a contact sport ♪

♪ I'm fine, one ♪

♪ We're fine, two ♪

♪ Everything's fine ♪

- You know, I'm gonna have to call you back.

- Okay, so I saw on Facebook that this whole pandemic

is because of the 5G network.

- Oh my God, they're canceling everything.

I mean, like, my wedding is, like,

totally an essential business.

- Bless your heart.

Now y'all stay safe, and social distance,

but I'mma see y'all at church on Sunday.

- Bye. - Bye.

- God bless.

♪ I guess I should be worried♪

my body temp is now at 103 ♪

♪ I'll just walk it off at Costco ♪

♪ Without a mask or gloves ♪

♪ And then we'll see ♪

♪ Yeah, I know I should be quarantined until it's through ♪

♪ But I'll pop a Tylenol and throw a barbecue ♪

♪ I'm fine (sneezes) ♪

♪ So fine (coughs) ♪

♪ I'm fine (coughs) ♪

♪ I guess I should be thankful my calendar's clear ♪

♪ That job was just the worst ♪

♪ My stimulus should get here ♪

♪ Just in time for rent♪

December 1st ♪

♪ And even though I've gained a solid 19 pounds ♪

♪ 'Cause banana bread appears when your bananas go brown ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ I'm fine ♪

♪ Everything's fine ♪

Ohh, brownies are done

♪ My roommate's boyfriend's nice, but still ♪

♪ I may have caused a fire drill ♪

♪ For 20 minutes by myself ♪

♪ They both can go to hell ♪

♪ We're all in this together ♪

♪ I never thought♪

♪ I'd cut my husband's hair ♪

- Oh, shit.

♪ Oh shit, but now we're all forgetting ♪

♪ What day it is ♪

♪ Or wearing underwear ♪

♪ He's free ballin'" ♪

♪ I know that things are bad ♪

♪ But really, here's the thing ♪

♪ At least we've got our wifi ♪

♪ Booze ♪

♪ And Tiger King ♪

It's fine, fine, fine, fine ♪

♪ It's gonna be fine, fine, fine, fine ♪

♪ Everything is ♪

♪ Mother f%$%ing♪

♪ Fine! ♪

- [Husband] Babe, looks like school's canceled 'til 2023.

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