字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb the the tip of his index finger. That's ridiculous. Can I use either thumb? Alright. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Decaf cappuccino for Joey. Coffee, black. Latte. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this. - Excellent. - Good job. Good for me. [mumbling] - You okay, Phoebe? - Yeah. No, I'm just, it's, uh.. It's not even worth. It's my bank. And what did they do to you? It's not, it's just.. Okay. I'm goin' through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, statement-- - Easy, easy. - And, yeah.. And there's $500 extra in my account. Oh! Satan's minions at work again. Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there and deal with them. What are you talkin' about? Keep it. It's not mine. I didn't earned it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing. Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping. Okay. Okay. Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping. I'd hear, not-not mine. Not-not mine. We're with you. We got it Okay. I just, I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt. (Monica) 'Chandler, what are you doin'?' Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, whoa! - Oh, gross. - What are you doing? - What is this? I'm smoking. I'm smoking I'm smoking. Oh, I can't believe you. You've been so good for three years. And this...is my reward. Hold on a second, alright. Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. Okay, so this time I won't quit. - No! Put it down. - Alright! I'm putting it out. I'm putting it out. Oh, no! I, uh.. I can't drink this now. Alright, I'm gonna go change. I've got a date. Is this Alan again? How's it goin'? It's going pretty good, you know. It's nice and we're having fun. So, when do we get to meet the guy? - 'Yeah?' - Let's see, today's Monday. - Never. - Come on! No, no, not after what happened with Steve. What are you talking about? We love Steve. Steve was sexy! - Sorry. - Yeah. Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out. Well, then can we meet him? No. Sorry.