SpongeBob Squarepants!

Oh, Hans!

[music playing]

Woohoo! Yeah, woo!

[laughing]

This tickles!

I can smell again!

Woo, yeah!

Yeah! Woo, yeah!

I feel as good as new.

I love the doctor!

Here's your lollipop.

A lollipop?

Hey Doc, I got the suds too.

Oh yes, Doctor Patrick,

we have a special treatment for you.

Hey, wait.

Ouch! That hurts.

Oh wait, this doesn't seem right!

- Uh-oh. - Help!

Mr. Krabs!

Oh, yum, yum.

Back, you hungry hand, back!

Help!

♪ The land I love ♪

♪ It's not right Down the street or up above ♪

♪ It's down below in the deep blue sea ♪

♪ Where SpongeBob lives ♪

OK, OK, Mr. Krabs. We'll help you get your dollar back.

You will? Great! Wait right here.

Hans, where's my star?

What's happening?

What's happening?

In this scene, you will be cleaning bathroom fixtures.

OK, so where's my cleaning utensil?

Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utensil.

[shouting]

New Sponge commercial, take one.

Action!

Oh no, your bathroom is a disaster.

Get it cleaned up fast with the New Sponge.

[whimpering]

Household chores are a snap with New Sponge.

It cleans sinks.

Just look at that shine.

New Sponge cuts through even the toughest grime and grit.

New Sponge also cleans showers.

[screaming]

That tile looks good as new.

But best of all, New Sponge can make any toilet sparkle.

[gasping]

No!

I can't do this!

Cut!

Oh boy! This is the best job in the world.

Hey, would you keep it down in there? I'm trying to concentrate.

♪ Who lives in a hot pepper Under the sea ♪

SpongeBob Squarepants!

Hot listing, but no.

- Well, there's a yummy one. - Mm!

Oh...

♪ Who lives in a chicken parmesan hero Under the sea ♪

SpongeBob Squarepants!

High five! High five!

High five!

High five! High five!

[moaning]

Thanks, Doctor!

Doctor...

Hans?

Giant, delicious fingernails!

Mr. Squarepants!

Hi Hans, I'm here for my weekly appoint...ment?

I'm going to need therapy for my therapy...

Huh? Keep my pants on?

Keep my pants on! That's a great idea!

Are you inside? I said keep them on!

Don't worry, you'll see.

[clearing throat]

♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea ♪

You do.

[screaming]

Thanks for the pants, Hans.

But could you help me with another problem?

I'm always here to help you, SpongeBob.

High five!

- High five! - Ouch!

I get it. To catch a huge glove, you need a huge hand.

Ooh, ya.

You're a genius, Squarepants.

That old glove could be anywhere by now. How are we gonna find him?

Hmm, let's see. If I was a glove,

- where would I go? - Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know!

[music playing]

Daddy, I want it!

Now Timmy, you already have one of those glove toys at home.

Not this one, that one!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Hey, Glovezilla!

Someone needs to teach you some Swedish manners.

[screaming]

Sick him, Hans!

[screaming]

I challenge you to a duel.

[groaning]

Give him the old bartender discount, Hans!

But only love will defeat the glove.

[groaning]

Oh look, they're playing rock, paper, scissors!

One, two, three...

Yeah! Nothing beats scissors.

Oh, except rock.

[groaning]

Oh my goodness, it's a thumb war!

[screaming]

[screaming]

I can't beat the glove, SpongeBob. It's too strong.

You need to create a diversion.

Diversion, eh?

Hm...

Hm...

Hm...

Hm...

Oh, ah-ha!

No.

Hm...

Hm...

We need a boat horn, stat!

I am a boat horn, stat!

Hey finger face, your grandma was a combat boot!

[laughing]

[growling]

He didn't mean it.

I got him! How do I look?

[groaning]

Aw, they fit each other just like a glove.

[laughing]

Hardy-har-har.

He's harmless now, SpongeBob.

See you tomorrow morning. I'll bring the pants!

[laughing]

Hey, come back!

That glove is irreplaceable.

Or is it?