I lost my best friend.

How?

When I ripped...

♪ My pants ♪

♪ I thought that I had everybody on my side ♪

♪ But I went and blew it all sky high ♪

♪ And now she won't even spare a passing glance ♪

♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪

♪ When big Larry came 'round just to put him down ♪

♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪

♪ And no girl ever wants to dance ♪

♪ With a fool who went and ripped his pants ♪

♪ I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse ♪

♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪

♪ Because winding up with no-one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪

♪ Or sand in your buns ♪

♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪

♪ So listen and you won't regret ♪

♪ Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up like the ♪

♪ Fool who ripped his pants ♪

After a long day of camping

it's nice to unwind with a nice relaxing campfire song.

I call this one, The Campfire Song Song.

♪ Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song ♪

♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help if you just sing along ♪

Bum, bum bum...

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help if you just sing along ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

- Patrick. - Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E--

Squidward!

Good.

♪ It'll help, it'll help ♪

♪ If you just sing along ♪

Oh yeah!

Fun is...

It's like...

It's kinda...

Sorta like a...

What is fun?

Let me spell it for you.

♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

♪ F is for fire that burns down the whole town ♪

♪ U is for uranium... bombs ♪

♪ N is for no survivors when-- ♪

Plankton!

Those things aren't what fun is all about.

Now, do it like this.

♪ F is for friends who do stuff to-- ♪

Never!

That's completely idiotic.

Here, let me help you.

♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

Try it!

♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

Wait, I don't understand this.

I feel all tingly inside.

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel.

Well I like it.

- Let's do it again! - Okay!

♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers ♪

♪ U is for ukelele ♪

♪ N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking ♪

♪ Here with my best buddy ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha ha Ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha-- ♪

♪ The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, absolutively ♪

[beatboxing]

♪ Pizza ♪

♪ Pizza ♪

[beatboxing]

♪ Pizza ♪

♪ Krusty Kraahyahayabyahahyab Pizza ♪

♪ It's the pizza, yeah, for you and ♪

♪ Meheeheeheeee! ♪

[music playing]]

♪ Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me ♪

♪ Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see ♪

♪ Jumped out of bed and I ran outside ♪

♪ Feeling so extra extatified ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (best day ever) ♪

Hey Gary!

[meowing]

Why is this the best day ever, you ask?

Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day

bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties.

Followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy.

And an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick

where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession.

The Deluxe Jellyslayer Composite Pro.

And for the grand finale,

every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital.

[heavy breathing]

I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode.

♪ It's the best day ever (best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (best day ever) ♪

[laughing]

[music playing]]

♪ The winner takes all ♪

♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪

♪ The last one to fall ♪

♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪

♪ Don't ever look back on the world closing in ♪

♪ Be on the attack with your wings on the wind ♪

♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory yeah ♪

♪ And it's ours for the taking ♪

♪ It's ours for the fight ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory yeah ♪

♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory♪