What is this stuff?

It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkly white pleasure.

Wow, Patrick. That was beautiful.

What? I was just reading this candy wrapper, see?

[music playing]

This show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Patrick, put your helmet back on.

You know there's no water at Sandy's house.

It's OK, SpongeBob.

This stuff is water, look!

I guess you're right.

Take it off. No one's looking.

[cheering]

- Yeah! - Yay!

SpongeBob, did you hear that?

I think it came from up in Sandy's tree.

[snoring]

That is one tired tree.

Let's check it out.

It looks like an over-inflated Sandy doll.

I think this thing is Sandy.

Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan.

I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry.

[giggling]

Come on, Patrick. We shouldn't disturb her anymore.

That's not disturbing.

This is disturbing.

Hi there, SpongeBob.

My name is Patback.

Ha! That is really disturbing.

[laughing]

- Uh, SpongeBob? - Hm?

[growling]

[screaming]

Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!

I warned you, Dirty Dan.

Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville.

Please Sandy, I can't afford dry cleaning!

Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six boots...

[snoring]

- Fun's over. - Phew.

We sure don't wanna wake her up again.

Too bad we don't have any ear plugs to put on her.

Yeah, all I got is this belly button lint.

Alright, Pat!

Hey Sandy, does it work?

[snoring]

Hey Sandy, don't wake up!

[giggling]

You're under arrest.

You'll never catch me.

[laughing]

Alright, Pinhead. You're time is up.

Who you calling Pinhead?

I wanna be Dirty Dan.

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

I'm dirty.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

Ow! I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!

- Ah! - Screaming will get you no--

Which one of you fellas is the real Dirty Dan?

Uh, I am?

[screaming]

Patrick!

Hot wings...

[screaming]

Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead.

Sandy, stand back.

[growling]

OK, I warned ya!0

Did you win?

Hi, SpongeBob.

[growling]

[screaming]

OK SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just wanna be Patrick.

[music playing]