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  • Now, wasn't that relaxing?

  • No! This is relaxing.

  • [playing clarinet]

  • Oh no!

  • I'll save you, Squidward!

  • Squidward, are you all right? That's it, chew, chew,

  • and swallow.

  • There, better?

  • Better? I was just fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food

  • into my windpipe!

  • But I had to!

  • It's too dangerous to play the clarinet badly out here in the wilderness.

  • It might attract...

  • A sea bear.

  • A sea bear?

  • You mean like the ones that don't exist?

  • What are you saying?

  • There's no such thing! They're just a myth.

  • Oh no, Squidward, sea bears are all too real

  • It says so in the Bikini Bottom Inquirer.

  • "I Married a Sea Bear"?

  • Yeah! And Fake Science Monthly!

  • "Sea Bears and Fairy Tales Are Real"?

  • That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

  • Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

  • Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter.

  • Why, once I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

  • who knew this guy's cousin...

  • You're right!

  • I should be more careful.

  • In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do

  • if I want to keep the sea bears away?

  • Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.

  • Okay. Then what?

  • Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.

  • Flashlights are their natural prey.

  • You're kidding.

  • Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

  • - Yeah. - Go on.

  • Don't ever eat cheese.

  • Sliced or cubed?

  • [whispering]

  • Cubed. Sliced is fine.

  • Yeah, yeah, and?

  • - Never wear a sombrero... - In a goofy fashion!

  • - Or clown shoes. - Or a hoop skirt.

  • - And never... - Ever...

  • - Ever... - Ah!

  • Screech like a chimpanzee!

  • Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off.

  • They're horrible!

  • And... and suddenly, I have the sense we're all in danger.

  • Why?

  • I don't know...

  • Just a feeling!

  • - No. - Yes.

  • - No. - Hoo, hoo-hoo!

  • Squidward, please don't!

  • [making chimp noises]

  • SpongeBob, what are we gonna do? A sea bear's sure to come and eat us!

  • Don't worry, Patrick. I'll draw us an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt.

  • Good thinking! All the experts say

  • it's the only defense against a sea bear attack.

  • [laughing]

  • You guys are so gullible.

  • See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear,

  • and nothing happened.

  • If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?

  • Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.

  • Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me!

  • You mean like this?

  • [laughing]

  • No. Like that.

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Squidward, are you okay?

  • No.

  • Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!

  • Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once.

  • Are you crazy?

  • A dirt circle won't stop that monster.

  • I'm running for my life!

  • No!

  • [screaming]

  • Don't run! Sea bears hate that!

  • Thanks for the tip.

  • I guess I'll just limp home, then.

  • No!

  • [screaming]

  • They hate limping more than running!

  • Well, I guess I'll just have...

  • [screaming]

  • I should have warned you about crawling.

  • [screaming]

  • What'd I do that time?

  • I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

  • Pretend to be somebody else!

  • - Here, draw a circle. - Okay.

  • [screaming]

  • That was an oval.

  • It has to be a circle!

  • Move over!

  • [growling]

  • Hey, it worked!

  • You guys saved my life!

  • [cheering]

  • Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear.

  • This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros!

  • What attracts them?

  • The sound of a sea bear attack.

  • Heh. Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments.

  • - Right, Squidward? - Huh?

Now, wasn't that relaxing?

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海熊攻擊Squidward,海綿寶寶和帕特里克!??海綿寶寶 (The Sea Bear Attacks Squidward, SpongeBob & Patrick! ? SpongeBob SquarePants)

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