♪ I'm glad you asked I'll make it perfectly clear ♪

♪ I'm the guy you've made smile From ear to ear ♪

♪ 'Cause the sweet sounds coming From this here direction ♪

♪ The entire ocean should hear ♪

♪ Now what I am proposing to you Is something I feel it is my duty to do ♪

♪ I'm not just an admiring passer by♪

♪ I wanna be a Concert-promoting-manager guy ♪

♪ Are you serious? Is this a dream? ♪

♪ Colonel Carper's the name I think we'd make a great team ♪

♪ You and your musical Compadre up there ♪

♪ Are my next big thing I do solemnly swear ♪

♪ So what are we waiting for? ♪

♪ It's high tide time we go on tour ♪

♪ Together we'll set sail On a magical musical journey ♪

♪ Where we'll play for at least A trillion and that guy on that gurney ♪

♪ Screaming fans will insistently Clap their hands for more ♪

♪ As you fly through the air Doing your fourth encore ♪

♪ And remember to bring your rake ♪

♪ 'Cause Neptune only knows The money we'll make ♪

[crashing]

♪ Did someone say money? I could swear that's what I heard ♪

♪ I got super sensitive hearing When it comes to that word ♪

♪ Yes, he said money But more importantly he said fans♪

♪ And not the type that blows air When you're feeling too hot ♪

♪ The type that wants your autograph On everything they've got ♪

Signature, Mr. Tentacles?

♪ And I heard the word team Which is special to me ♪

♪ 'Cause through the power of music There's no way we won't get ♪

♪ To bond together in this special duet ♪

♪ So what are we waiting for? ♪

♪ It's high tide time we went on tour ♪

A one and a two and a one, two, three, four.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

♪ I promised myself Not to shed this tear ♪

♪ It's getting really cold out here ♪

♪ And I'm 400 miles from home It would appear ♪

♪ And my feet are hurting, oh, dear ♪

♪ I fear this tentacleitis Is pretty severe ♪

♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah ♪

♪ I should probably give up On this giving up today ♪

♪ This is the part Where I turn around and play ♪

♪ This is the part Where I stand up and play ♪

♪ Take a deep breathe In an emotional way ♪

[gasping]

♪ 'Cause with my instrument Is how I say ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[explosion]

Wow, that was actually kind of... good!

[applause]

Amazing!

Fantastic!

Unbelievable, they've actually gathered a crowd!

To think all these people came out to the middle of the desert

to see Squidward and SpongeBob!

Or... they came to see the meteor shower that passes through the Aurora Borealis,

generating a stunning, once-in-a-lifetime light show.

[gasping]

Thank you! Come again, please!

[cash register ringing]

[chuckling]

Look, here comes Mr. Krabs!

Squidward and I just performed for a crowd of adoring fans!

That's nice!