Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.

No, not that.

Alright, Pin Head. Your time is up.

Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate?

Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

I like to dance to loading zone announcements,

I still don't have my driver's license. I'm a little on the short side.

And I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.

Today's my best day ever.

Life is extreme as you want to make it!

- Can I make Krabby Patty now? - Oh, no.

I'm not a ghost, Squidward.

[laughing]

Hm...

Hey, Squidward!

Today's the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month.

Good job, Gary.

I love you, Gary.

Bubble Buddy!

I am so excited, I think I'm gonna explode!

Let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors.

♪ I know of a place Where you never get harmed ♪

[laughing]

[humming]

Am I interrupting?

Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret

is secretly telling someone your secret,

thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets,

secretly.

Out with it, boy! What is it?

I forgot how to tie my shoes.

- Ha, ha! That's all? - So you'll show me how?

I don't wear shoes.

[screaming]

Hello, sir. Kicked any good butts lately?

Yeah, I remember last week.

I was kicking this guy's butt real good and he leans over and says,

hey, you know, life's like a bucket of wood shavings,

except for when the shavings are in a pail,

then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Patrick to SpongeBob, Patrick to SpongeBob,

do you read me? Over.

SpongeBob to Patrick, I read you, over.

Patrick to SpongeBob, I like going 'shh', over.

SpongeBob to Patrick, me too.

[imitating radio static]

[laughing]

You're under arrest!

You'll never catch me!

How can that possibly help us?

Squidward, we must never question the wisdom of the magic conch.

He was number one!

Finally, yes I'm next!

- When is the next bus to Bikini Bottom? - What?

The bus schedule, the next bus.

I can't... understand... your accent.

The next bus... to Bikini... Bottom.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary!

Down boy!

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

Good, say it louder.

- I'm ugly and I'm proud. - Louder.

- I'm ugly and I'm proud. - Louder!

I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- I'm ugly and I'm proud! - Is that what he calls it?

[panting]

That felt great!

I feel empowered.

Squidward, we don't need television.

Not as long as we have our imagination.

Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

Huh?

Krabby Patty, you saved me.

You know Patrick, the jellyfish migration is my favorite time of year.

For three whole days, jellyfish from around the globe

gather in one spot to trade jelly secrets.

Patrick, look! A Blue-Crusted Blaster!

I've never seen one before. They're really rare.

Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

Now it's time to bring it around town.

Bring it around town.

Then you do this, then this, then this and that,

and this and that, and this and that, and then...

[laughing]

I don't need it. I don't need it.

I definitely don't need it.

I don't need it. I don't need it.

I don't need it. I don't need it.

I need it!

Order up!

[screaming]

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!