Sandy!

I can't believe she's gone.

Yeah, what's so great about dumb old Texas?

What did you say?

Texas is dumb?

In this here town,

the law goes by one name.

Sheriff Sandy Cheeks.

Yee-haw!

And if you don't abide by the word of this fury-tailed land mammal...

[growling]

Well dang nabbit, you're nuttier than a squirrel.

[screaming]

Yee-haw!

This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!

You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?

No, you can't!

Oh, then...

Can we say people from Texas are dumb?

No! You can't say nothing about Texas!

In that moment, the square dude looked deep within himself,

to the depths of his spongy soul,

and made a choice.

Oh!

So we shouldn't say anything bad about Texas.

I'm warning you, SpongeBob.

Look, Patrick. I'm Texas.

Duh, howdy y'all!

- I'm Texas too! - Howdy, ya'll!

Get a dog little longie.

- Get a dog! - Howdy y'all!

- Howdy y'all! - Get a dog little longie.

- Get a dog-- - Y'all best cut it out!

♪ The stars at night are dull and dim ♪

♪ Whenever they have to be Over dumb old stupid Texas ♪

Hey Patrick, what am I now?

Uh... stupid?

No, I'm Texas!

What's the difference?

[laughing]

Y'all best apologize,

or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!

You have to catch us first!

[giggling]

Was it the right choice?

- We did it. We got her. - Krusty Krab, here we come!

Well, all's well that ends well.

Do you think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna--

[breathing heavily]

[screaming]

On second thought,

maybe instigating a sheriff wasn't such a good idea after all.

Run faster, Patrick!

[screaming]

[crashing]

[breathing heavily]

Ah! SpongeBob!

[exploding]

[screaming]

[breathing heavily]

Hi-ya!

[breathing heavily]

Y'all gonna take back what you said.

[moaning]

No!

Almost there!

[moaning]

[screaming]

[screaming]

SpongeBob!

You've been messing with the bull!

Now here comes the horse!

[moaning]

Sandy!

And in that moment,

the square dude, well...

More of a long, rectangular dude now.

He wondered if keeping Sheriff Sandy's surprise to himself was all worth it.

[screaming]

Howdy y'all!

Wh-- What's this?

It's a party!

For you!

For me?

It's your own little slice of Texas! Check it out, Sandy.

We got square dancing,

giant party Q's,

homemade peas in a can pie,

and we got out very own ten gallon hats.

So, what do you think? You gonna stay?

I'm staying!

[cheering]

That makes me feel all wiggly!

Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?

[music playing]

♪ He's the best in the West and he's right under the wind ♪

Next time on Sheriff Sandy Cheeks...

I think this thing is Sandy.

Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

[laughing]

Uh, SpongeBob...

[growling]

Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!

[growling]