What the fuck is the point in your story?

You know, he got away.

That´s the point.

Alright, well, question:

Are you- are you fucking...

Come on, stop.

I´m trying to clarify something, probably you´re too embarrassed to ask

´cause you know it doesn´t make any sense!

It does make sense if you listen to the story and quit asking questions!

Well, but let´s see if you can get this one.

I´ve got a little story for you.

Alright

There´s an old couple in bed.

Mary and Paddy.

And they wake up on the morning of their...

fiftieth anniversary.

And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy,

she´s like, "Aw Jesus, Paddy. You´re such a good looking feller.

I love you. I want to give you a little present.

Anything your little heart desires,

I´m going to give it to you.

What would you like?

Paddy´s like,

"God, gee, Mary. That´s a very sweet offer.

Now in fifty years, there´s one thing that´s been missing.

And eh, I would like you to give me a blow job.

I would like that."

And Mary´s like,

"alright".

She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass,

and she gives him a blow job.

And afterwards, Paddy´s like,

"Ah, geez, now THAT´S what I´ve been missing.

That was the most beautiful, Earth shattering thing ever!

Beautiful Mary, I love you!

Is there anything that I can do for you?"

And Mary looks up to him and she goes,

"Give us a kiss"

Oh my God.

That´s filthy.

It´s not that filthy, I´ve heard filthier.