Name: 海蒂-加德納的惡作劇呼叫葡萄園 - 曲柄楊克 (Heidi Gardner Prank Calls a Vineyard - Crank Yankers)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:02:27.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s
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And I have just,  kind of a crazy request.

But I have a friend who got me  one of those clocks.

that every hour of the day is wine time, you know?

I almost pissed my pants when I saw it 'cause

So anyways, I--how much wine do you guys got there?

Do you do one of those monthly memberships,

'cause I wanna play out this joke, you know?

It's a [bleep] dollar lifetime membership.

- So we've got about 9,000 members of that.

- Yeah, and then we do have an every other month club

'Cause I've already had people over doing wine.

Can I put a sign up in your place with my address?

Because this could be a thing where it's like,

I'm not selling,  I'm not selling your wine,

It's like, "Here's where our wine will be."

I'm talking above-ground pool, baby, yup.

Honey, my husband wears jewelry, thank you.

only 'cause I get drunk and pass out outside nude.

I will tell you something, and I'm not kidding.

And I swear on my life and I swear on my children,

so burn them to the grave if this is a lie.

I've been in a grocery store completely buck naked, honey.

I don't know, I don't know where were going, but--

because my husband does not care if I stray.

As long as it's a guy who cares about his appearance,

Okay, he does like girls that fart and tan.

Come over and watch "300" with me, please.

- Please come over and watch "300" with me.

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海蒂-加德納的惡作劇呼叫葡萄園 - 曲柄楊克 (Heidi Gardner Prank Calls a Vineyard - Crank Yankers)

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