字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♪ Everything's fine 'cause there's merch in the store ♪ ♪ Yeah merch in the store ♪ ♪ We're all stuck inside ♪ ♪ and we miss the outdoors ♪ ♪ Wait don't think about that ♪ ♪ Stop thinking about that ♪ ♪ Yeah there's merch in the store ♪ ♪ Comfy and cute and great in the shower ♪ ♪ I mean what ♪ ♪ I miss human touch ♪ ♪ Merch in the store ♪ ♪ New merch in the store ♪ - Is this gonna work? - [All] No. - What counts as success is if Kevin is alive at the end of it. - All right, here we go, count us down. - [All] Three, two, one. (globs splattering) (upbeat music) - Welcome to the Smosh Kill Room. (group cheering) - Last thing Anthony heard. Sorry, let's take it again. - Ooh, aah, oh my God! - [Damien] I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, the last thing Anthony heard was, I think, "(beep) your pants, (beep) your pants." (group laughing) - I think that was actually the moment. - So we have a lot of plastic wrapped around this set today because it might get a little messy. Guys, it's the magic table challenge. You've seen magicians do this, where they rip the silky blanket under stuff. - Where you just go whoo. - And they rip it away and it all just stays in place. - Has anyone tried this before? - I've not tried this. - Courtney's done it. - Courtney, why don't you go ahead and show us? - I'm gonna fail so hard. - We've got a whole fruit of banana and a couple spoons here. Let's see how little she moves them. - So we have a really cool slow mo camera to capture basically what you're supposed to do, which is rip rip this freakin' silk thing as fast as you can out from under and hopefully all the stuff will stay if you do it right. Olivia, whoa! - Good thing she has the turtleneck. - Okay, all right, I'm gonna do it. Ready? Count me down. - (together) Three, two, one. Ohhhhh! - Do it, do it, finish! (everyone cheers) - Almost! Good job! - Bro! - I didn't commit. The counting is too much pressure. I don't want anybody counting for me anymore. - You tell us when you want to go. - I want to go. - Go next! - Your bowl of fruit, sir. Thank you for staying at Holiday Inn. (Courtney screams) - Wait, oh. - I was excited! - You ripped upwards. - Keith went about that exactly as I expected Keith to go about that. - I thought I did well. - You went, you went like this. - Yeah, can I get a countdown? - (together) Three, two, one. (everyone cheers) - [Courtney] Oh my goodness. - Yeah, I killed it. - Can I give it a shot? - Am I done? - Damien, go for it. - I'll try. - All right, I will be taking no countdowns please. - No counting? - Sort of. - Sort of. - What you need from us? - Can you both stand here at the end of the table and just pretend that you're on a date? - Okay. Just be talking to each other. Obviously, don't put your hands on the whatever. - Sir, I need this. - Oh my god! - I want to be able to do that in public so bad. - Sir, I need this. Oh crap, sorry, blah. (laughs) - Oh god. - Want a countdown? - Livliv, You got this girl. - Wait, wait, wait. You got a chance. You still got a chance. (everyone talking at once) - You can definitely do it. - Do it right, do it right. - Some food. - Wider arms. - I haven't eaten in five years. - Wider arm stance, that's what I need. Give me a countdown - Three - 29 - Two - 28 - One - Oh - How's your jaw? - It was on my nose. That was big, it was big. It's fine. Oh, oh, and the banana is-- - Hey! - You threw a magic trick in there? - Yeah - I'm kinda curious to see if I can do a one hand rip. Rip a dip. - Oh my gosh. - C'mon Ian. (everyone cheers) - All right, I'll leave it back to the amateurs. - We're going for Jenga. - This is the hardest part. - Am I allowed to say Jenga? Or should I say Jingle Tower. - Let's play a quick round of Jenga and then pull it. - This is our Wooden Jingle Tower. - You got this, Livliv. - Rip hard. Rip down and back. Do it, I believe in you. - Ready? - I believe in you but also, let's all stand back. - Okay, goggles. - Some of them stayed. Some of it stayed, maybe, how it was supposed to. - (sings) Pour me some milk. It's Orbeez and milk. It's a Sunday night so we're down for some Orbeez and milk. - If I could drink that, I would. - You gonna do this, Dame? - I can. I'm not confident, but I can try. - Eww, look at the milky ones. - Noah, you ready for this? - Yes. Now, today, you shall see magic before your very eyes. - Your Orbeez, sir. - Thank you. Now, in the center of CBK, you shall see magic. - Wow! - Wow, you're so good. - Dude, but hey, honestly much better the Orbeez and the cup stayed on the table. - Not wrong. - You can do it, Keith. - You got this, Keith. - Count me down. - (together) Three, two, one. - Did I do it? - I don't think there's enough heaviness in the base. - One cup, let's get it. - One cup. - Mhm. Just one with my little balls in there. C'mon. - Glug, glug, glug, glug. - Oh yeah.That was beautiful. - The bottom of my shoes are gonna be disgusting. - (sings) I believe in you, my son. - Here we go, count me down! - (together) Three, two, one. - You put in sixty percent effort on that one. - Really? - Shane I feel like you're gonna do this. - You can do anything. You're Shane. Yeah dude, if you don't get this right, Ethan, Ian will come back. - Ethan? - He's gonna kill us. - (everyone cheers) - How did you do that? - That was crazy. - That was really cool. - That's what I'm talking about. - Only one orbee fell. - Damn it! - The single orbee. - That was crazy. - I don't think you know to do this. - Did you do one hand? - No, I did two. But I did them, they were like, it was like this. - Okay. - C'mon. - You got this. - Here we go. - Why can't I do it? - You failed! - I've got an idea. Why don't we stack some cups. - Let's get it! C'mon. - Three, two Oh! - One. - Hey! - I was so close. - (together) Three, two, one. - That was close. - Oh! Almost. - It was close. - One. Whoa! - That's how you do your dishes. - Well, well, look at, look at what I got here. - (beep) - I found something for us to try again. It's My Favorite Coffee, available at myfavoritecoffee.com. - I'm mad at you now. - So I want somebody to yank this coffee while I make us some delicious My Favorite Coffee. How about that, y'all? - Well, I don't want to get my shoes wet. - I don't want to get coffee all over me. - Noah does. - No, no wait. - I'll do it. - Yeah, you should do that. - As the one man wearing a white hat with white shoes and white pants, I believe in myself. And I may not have done this perfectly at all, yet. - He's also white. - But I am hoping it doesn't stain my skin, I guess. - Is that hot? - No. - Okay. - Is the bag necessary? - Three, two, one. - Oh, I'm very happy. - Wow. - Okay, all right, Kevin, you have to take off your shirt, and . . .