they said I will not make it

they said it cannot be done

but they are wrong

it can be done

and no matter what

i know I will make it

I will reach the top

what the heck are you doing

greetings to you comrade

you may hear large boom explosion in the night worry not

so excite, we are no longer hide newest soviet invention of science

is Ukraine super soldier

it have three eye for extra see

very rifle accuracy

and it have many strength for lift

see it even lift whole cow

is he

is he okay?

of course of course

he practice super roar scream

of many scare yeah

i think he is dead

no no no comrade

he just listen

for vibration

in a ground of sneaking enemy

yes good hearing yes

wow amazing

I'm done with this freaking food

time to travel and taste some real freaking food

welcome to our best restaurant in country

today we have very special menu

for starter we have light white puffs

with our special brown sauce

main dish it is specially steamed carbohydrates

with sprinkles of white spice

that sounds delicious

I'll take it all

light puffs with brown sauce

but a

but a this is only rice

can I please just get my main dish

not a problem sir

here you go steamed carbohydrates with white spices

it's a, It's a freaking rice again

what do you have for dessert

some fried rats and cockroaches

finally some good freaking food

yes? Indian government listening

yeah dude I'm looking for tech support

my fortnite froze

no no this is not tech support

yes my fortnite froze I need some help please

I'm telling you this is not tech support

yeah yeah I'm looking for tech support

this is not

okay

have you tried turning it off and on again

no

try it

wicked man you fixed it

you are the best support ever

yes you are welcome

am he is looking for tech support again yes?

yes he never stops

yes Indian government listening

yeah hello this is Pakistan

oh it's you

um yeah this is kind of awkward but we are at war with you

I'm just letting you know just in case

we are at war, do the preparations, defense systems, code red, nukes, anything

we have a problem

you should probably see this for yourself

holy cow

my castle

it's burning, why is it burning

my precious castle

how will I restore this

I spend all my money in wine

I don't have anything left

hey don't worry brother I will help you

I am donating this money to you

he is right you know

I will donate some money to you as well

yes and you can have my experts

will help restore this castle

and you can have my tools

wow

this is amazing guys, I don't know how to say thank you to all

and a, and you can have my potato

yes yes taco taco, never forget the taco

a lot of energy to build the castle

and you sama can have my anime

about a you crying as a baby about your castle

yes yes

and you can have my debt

we just made new law and it's no longer legal to eat your pet horse

so stop it it's illegal okay

ahh got dammit

I mean this is not my pet horse

this is some stray horse I found in a

I found in my backyard, yeah a stray horse I found in my backyard

yeah that is it

oh in that case you are free to eat it I guess

enjoy

actually you know what it is not okay I'm getting tired of these stupid laws

I'm leaving this stupid union

I don't want to be a part of these dumb laws

are you sure?

hell yeah I'm sure

and you better don't try to stop me because I'm leaving right now

well okay you are free to go

you know exit is right here

just go through that door and you are free to go

yeah

I said you better don't try to stop me or I'm leaving okay

okay yeah yeah I got it, you are free to go you know

just go through that door

no you don't understand, don't you dare to stop me

you better not stop me okay

please, please stop me, I have no idea what the heck I'm doing

please stop me

okay then stay

hah you want me to stay I'm leaving

can you just tell me what are you doing please

I'm steaving

yeah yeah I'm steaving

stupid you

heh I'm steaving

Ohhh I get it, It's because staying plus leaving equals steaving

taco, taco, taco

hey Mexico do you see this or are you too busy eating tacos?

do something about it

will yea?

you hear me? or I will close this border

I don't think that is a good idea. We are going to lose a lot of money

oh that is true

I do like money after all

well you better do something about it or I will tax you

yeah that is right I will tax you

look gringo what do you want me do?

I cannot stop my people

they do what they wanna do

well I guess that is true

it is hard to manage your people

whoa I just had an Idea, come, come, come closer

I'll offer you a good deal

just this once time opportunity you gonna love it

it will be perfect

look look that is what we are going to do

you gonna give me money and I will build the wall

and I promise you I will solve this problem

where do you think you are going?

you think you are going to leave me? I'm going to tax you

I'm so excited to go o this speed dating thing

I'm sure hope I'll find someone nice

Hi nice to meet you, you have a nice dress

ayy nice to meet you

you are pretty yourself

they call me Scotland

you want a drink

they are pretty good here

uhh hi, you have a high heels

what a releif

what is your name gorgeous

they call me Bob

the head splitter

but you can call me gorgeous I like it

funny story how I got that name

you wanna hear it?

hi

hello

oh you are a girl, I'm surprised

I say you have the most beautiful dark hair

what is your name

what a compliment he he

my name is Alex

I say if you like dark hair

you will most likely like my big black cock

you wanna see it

hell yeah I wanna see it

UK? are you okay?

why are you painting my land?

I'm not painting I'm claiming them

you will be mine you scum

whoa I don't think it works that way

I don't think if you paint my land it becomes yours

that is not how it works

oh yeah heh heh, give me your land and no one gets hurt

whoa calm down

is this a water gun?

wait a... America god dammit you tricked me

get your own very real gun

buy one get two

dumb asses

but why do you want to claim my land?

who will do the dirty work for you when I'm gone?

well actually I didn't think of it

I'll go ask, I'll go ask someone

if they can replace you

hey there little kids

you want to have a job?

some good paid job?

some salary?

what na?

did you just called us kids?

I think he needs some good old Baltic beating

Russia I'm glad to see you

I bet you need a job right?

job tomorrow, today we drink

ha Mexico my old buddy

come work for me, I'll pay you well

cannot leave taco stand

good money, good food

best Taco in all of Mexico

I'll make one for you

no no no I don't want to

Si I make one for you

you will like

no no no Taco, I don't want to

yes... good taco you try

fine just a taste

that will be 10 dollars please

Germany yes, you want a job right? you want a job

France do you need aj ob

of you are a woman

do you?

do you wa wa

see you tomorrow

at my place

please please European Union

you are so pretty

you are so beautiful

please don't make me leave now

give me more time please

well okay, okay

yeah boy