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  • Hello guys! Welcome to another episode of

  • TwoSet Violin!

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  • - Best... - Towel embroidery.

  • Thick comfortable padding.

  • Most importantly, it tells you to practice.

  • Oh!

  • - Oh, what's that? - Oh!

  • - Oh, practice! - Whoa! Look at that!

  • Alright! Now the promo's out of the way.

  • Today's video, we're going to be watching this video.

  • - "Today's video we're gonna be watching this vid-" - Yes, very meta.

  • It just showed up on my YouTube the other day.

  • And it's like...

  • "12 vs 1 speed dating."

  • Damn! We're musicians!

  • Dude, imagine we make-

  • open a classical musicians speed dating game.

  • I don't know. Like this video.

  • - And if you like it, we'll think about doing it. - Yeah. Yeah, don't forget right now

  • since you've made it this far.

  • ACCENT the like button!

  • Ooh, I like that.

  • Wait, what was that?!

  • Is that a sp-

  • - I thought it was a spider! - Spider? It looks like it's spi- I don't know.

  • I have so many questions.

  • - But let's just keep watching. - Yeah, why do they-

  • Yeah, okay.

  • No, but I almost dated a musician.

  • She almost did,

  • but then musician was like...

  • - "Sorry, I gotta practice." - Yeah. "I need to practice."

  • - I'm not sure- - Dude, imagine a world where you just got...

  • Mad *****

  • - Yeah, from- - from practicing vio-

  • Mad Debussy.

  • Look,

  • - we're reacting to a speed dating video. - Yeah, come on guys.

  • - You just... It's getting hot and steamy. - Yeah.

  • It's just how it is.

  • What do you think she's gonna say?

  • "What's the most attractive instrument someone would play?"

  • What's the bet she's gonna say?

  • Guitar.

  • A guitar and piano.

  • Most attractive?

  • It's probably the...

  • guitar?

  • Oh... Come on!

  • How predictable!

  • Oh... I mean, yeah, fair enough.

  • Ugh...

  • For me, personally.

  • - No, not just for you. - No, no, no, no!

  • Every girl says that!

  • Whatever. No judging.

  • - Ooh... - Vio- Wait, what do you think?

  • Viola?

  • - Nah, but she wouldn't know. - Viol- She wouldn't know viola.

  • - Viola's too niche. - Yeah.

  • Violas, you get a break. You can laugh with us now.

  • I reckon she will say...

  • Trumpet.

  • For some reason I thought wind instrument, too.

  • - Yeah, yeah! - Saxophone.

  • You know that triangle thing?

  • Ting! Ha ha!

  • OHHHHH!!!

  • - She's savage! - "Do you know that-"

  • "Do you know that triangle thing?"

  • She doesn't even know the name of the instrument.

  • If you're a triangle player out there, it's alright.

  • - Yeah. Yeah. - At TwoSet, we love you.

  • You guys make great part-

  • You guys...

  • - are part of the- - make great tings.

  • Yeah.

  • - That's so much pressure! - That's so much pressure.

  • Imagine doing an audition,

  • - and... - Except all the other candidates are sitting next to you!

  • I would feel...

  • so...

  • - Insecure. - insecure.

  • - They're basically touching shoulders. - I know.

  • They're all wearing white.

  • - Maria's not gonna see you guys anyway. - Yeah!

  • Like, I mean, I get it.

  • Like, it's kinda like an audition.

  • But just that paired with dating

  • - is just such a weird- - It is a weird concept.

  • He's got a ice-cold neck chain called...

  • "DAV."

  • - I bet his name is Dav. - Yeah.

  • Hey guys. My name is Dav.

  • OHH!!

  • Called it.

  • This one's for you.

  • - That laugh. - Oh my god!

  • So...

  • - Dude, this is fake. This is so fake. - Dude, it's so fake.

  • Yeah, it actually also makes you wonder how...

  • - real is this TV show. - Yeah.

  • Or maybe it's all scripted.

  • This is so typical.

  • - Yeah... That's true. - Anyway...

  • Just a guitar playing...

  • - ♪ Oh-I-Oh-I-Oh-I... ♪ - What is that? Ed Sheeran?

  • Ed Sheeran.

  • And I love in the shape of you. ♪

  • It seems pretty legit.

  • - Oh, he messed up! Oh...! - Oh...!

  • You can see that nerve!

  • "I'm not getting the date."

  • Oh no!

  • Look, at the benefit of the doubt, maybe it was scripted.

  • So it's not his fault.

  • You know how guys get nervous on dates?

  • Yeah.

  • These guys- That's like the equivalent.

  • - You just... - Yeah...

  • - You're fumbling on the instrument. - Yeah. Fair enough!

  • Hey, this is-

  • Producer, you need to put autotune right there,

  • and some bit of reverb.

  • - Oh, she's vibing to this one. - Yeah, oh...!

  • She likes it!

  • Look at that!

  • - She smiled, her foot's tapping the same rhythm as him. - Yeah.

  • - Alright. - Dude, telepathy!

  • Yeah, I think so far this guy is the winner.

  • - Yeah, this guy nailed it, man. - He's got that look as well.

  • He's got the hair. He's playing the song right.

  • Yeah, his voice got me, man.

  • Yeah, he got me.

  • Hey... Ravel!

  • - Except that keyboard can't handle it. - The keyboard is so annoying!

  • I'm so sorry, Alec, but...

  • you should know before going to a mainstream TV show.

  • Yeah!

  • There's no chance to be...

  • Was that him trying to be funny?

  • Yeah, I don't know. He just ruined the flow.

  • I think It's alright.

  • I think the backing track was way too loud.

  • Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

  • The beat was like...

  • way louder than the guitar or his voice.

  • But hold on! This game is so rigged.

  • She likes guitar.

  • So if you play guitar,

  • - you already have a better chance. - Notice how there's 3 guitars and 3 keyboards?

  • - Yeah. - WHERE IS THE VIOLINS?!?!

  • Was it because he's not allowed to-

  • - No, but he can sing. - Yeah, I don't know the reason why-

  • Why... I don't know.

  • - Dude, that's the 4th guitar! - Guitar. It's not fair.

  • Dude, guys, come on.

  • I think everyone...

  • - like, recognised the musical talent in that guy. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, everyone clapped for that one.

  • Oh, okay, who-

  • How many get eliminated in the first round?

  • Does it say?

  • I'll eliminate Aba.

  • I felt a little nervousness in his playing.

  • - Oh, he was the one that messed up! - Yeah...

  • - Yeah, I thought so. - Tsk! Dude...

  • She's actually like the adjudicator on the Berlin Phil panel.

  • What else...

  • I think he was a school teacher?

  • - Yeah... He was... - Yeah...

  • I don't know-

  • - I don't get the whisper thing, yeah. - Yeah, that sounds a bit weird.

  • Yeah, so you don't really know, like...

  • what the musical taste it's gonna be.

  • Yeah, probably not psychotic whispering.

  • David.

  • Maria: Sorry.

  • - Yeah... - Yeah, okay. To be honest, that was a bit random.

  • I guess it was wrong of me to assume that

  • anything I would do will blow somebody's mind.

  • And...

  • I'm sorry.

  • Dav or Jav?

  • - Dav. - Dav.

  • It's okay. I'm gonna blow up in 3 years.

  • Oh, okay!

  • Dav: It's fine. She doesn't get it.

  • She'll have to learn.

  • - She can decide what music she likes. - You don't need to force it on her.

  • You don't get to decide what she likes or dislikes.

  • Yeah, come on.

  • Maybe... Brandon?

  • I don't remember his name...

  • He was playing a guitar, and...

  • Yeah, which one?

  • ...something else with it.

  • - Oh, guitar and something- Oh... - Oh, it's me. That's me.

  • Maria: Sorry!

  • "That's me! That's me!"

  • He's like "Yeah, that's me! I'm out!"

  • Song requests?

  • Ooh!

  • What would you play to impress your girlfriend?

  • Alright, let's see what Fernando plays.

  • Oh, it's Red Hot Chili Peppers.

  • Huh! Nice.

  • I know when musicians feel anxious or tired,

  • they always have this one thing they play

  • to calm them down.

  • What would you play?

  • I'd play Brett's LoFi song.

  • Yeah.

  • That's what I'd do

  • I'll be like "one s-"

  • "Give me my laptop."

  • This is another original one.

  • Okay.

  • - She's asking different things for each person. - Yeah.

  • That's a bit unstandardised.

  • Yeah, that's interesting.

  • But I guess it makes the video more interesting, right?

  • If you- in the future, you have kids,

  • what would you play for your kids?

  • This piece means a lot to me...

  • - Okay. - 'cause it's what got me into composing.

  • My man Alec made it!

  • Alec, my man!

  • You pissed off your girlfriend,

  • and you need to apologise in front of her window

  • like in movies,

  • what would you sing?

  • Can I ask the audience something?

  • Can they sing the song if they know it?

  • Shall... ♪

  • ♪ I... ♪

  • Stay... ♪

  • Sing something you would sing in the shower.

  • Ooh!

  • He got a bit nervous there!

  • - Oh... she picked up on it, too! - Yeah.

  • Round 2!

  • Who do you think will get through?

  • I think the...

  • two guitars would?

  • I think the piano would.

  • - Yeah. - And I think the...

  • - There's just three. - Yeah. Yeah, those three.

  • - I think so as well. I agree. - Yeah.

  • I'll eliminate Fernando, even though he's really good.

  • - Both: Yeah... - Maria: Sorry, Fernando.

  • No, that's okay.

  • I'll... eliminate Roman?

  • Okay.

  • Dude, that's brutal.

  • - It's like an actual audition. - Yeah. Yeah.

  • I'll eliminate Mark.

  • - Ooh... - Ah...

  • - She saw through the hack! - She saw through his tricks!

  • I was the least deserving to be up there.

  • These guys are so much more talented than me.

  • And I was honour to be able to play with them.

  • Spoken like a guy that your girlfriend sh-

  • should be afraid of.

  • So... who am I talking to right now?

  • This is Andrew. Hello.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What's your goal in life?

  • - My goal in life? - Yeah.

  • ...is to like never wear pants ever again.

  • Oh, this isn't music anymore.

  • Yeah... come on.

  • Do you want to be famous?

  • I don't mind being famous.

  • You don't mind? So you don't care either way?

  • It's not the goal to be famous.

  • It's the goal to change something or...

  • Maria: to be remembered even if it's like a...

  • closed industry.

  • Yeah.

  • No, totally.

  • He's like...

  • - "I don't know what to say." - Bro...

  • It's kinda hard.

  • I liked all of them.

  • I think... from the three...

  • parts of the video, I...

  • Mostly like, every single time, I liked this one guy.

  • So I'd probably pick him just for that reason, and

  • I think we would have a lot of stuff to talk about.

  • Piano.

  • I reckon the guitar guy.

  • So I'll...

  • pick Alec.

  • Oh, you're right!

  • OHH...!

  • That's right, guys.

  • Practice!

  • - Gotta practice! - Practice.

  • I take back everything I said.

  • - Alec, you're my homeboy! - Yeah!

  • Hey!

  • Hey, how are you doing?

  • Good.

  • Uh... I feel like so, yeah.

  • - What's she meant to say? - Yeah.

  • - "No, now I've seen his face." - "Nah, let me do it again."

  • But I would say something,

  • I wouldn't probably pick him out of a group

  • if I saw him.

  • 'Cause-

  • - No, no, no... not like that! 'Cause I like- - No, it's okay.

  • - Not because of you! - It's okay.

  • Because I'm more into like,

  • guys with brown hair and brown eyes.

  • But you have like, light hair, blue eyes.

  • It's brown hair, but-

  • - But like he has blue- - "No offense, you're ugly."

  • Oh my god!

  • - Dude, he took that personally. - Yeah...

  • I wish... in my high school life...

  • just play violin.

  • He's gonna unRavel her,

  • and get De-bussy...

  • Alright, guys.

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古典音樂人對音樂人相親視頻的反應。 (Classical Musicians React to Musician Blind Date Video)

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