(Holds up iguana)

-I

is this your iguana?

h e l l o

I just found it here

(Don't steal iguanas, that's rude)

Uh it's not mine

so...

He's lost as hell man.

H e l l o

Hey well if you find the owner

Plop

Hey well if you find the owner

just let them know

that I have him

so they don't get worried

ya know

uuuh

Okay, well that's it

bye

And now to introduce you to my new now to intorduce you to my new

puppet

Hey what's goin on gramma

Grandma: just pretend I said something funny about 7 meatballs

(laughing) 7 MEATBALLS??

Classic Grandma move

(As he speaks to his meatball making mommas mom, the puppet gains sentience and coughs as he is not used to human air)

I can't get enough of you grandma

(unrelenting coughing)

I love you

huh

cough

cough

shocked coughing puppet noise

Let me call you back

aah

aaah

aaaah

aaaaah

YOU'RE ALIVE?!

I'll KILL YOU

Throwing noise

Take it easy bro

gahahahaha

What the f* bro

(as soon as he's about to swear he chokes on his own spit)

fight me bit-

Wow, sorry for the scuffle back there

Yeah, I was cranky

Yeah well, tell them why

I didn't shave properly

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Okay, for real though I really am sorry about the dishes

Yeah, we need to talk about that. I think you need therapy.

You know what I really do