It's Leif Erikson Day!

Hinga Dinga Durgen!

Ahoy, Patrick, it's Leif Erikson Day!

There's a note!

SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper, uhhhh... Patrick.

P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day.

Yurga Hinga Dinga!

Hey, Squidward.

Hey, Squidward.

Hey, Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - OK, I'll bite.

What is it, SpongeBob?

Do you know what today is?

Annoy Squidward Day?

Ah, the Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual Free Day.

Free balloons.

Free drinks.

Free light bulbs?

Ah-ha!

Top of the morning, boys.

Next stop: gift shop.

Order up, Squidward!

I bet you're wondering why I'm not using my hands today.

Not in the least, SpongeBob.

OK, OK, I'll tell you.

Your order, ma'am.

I'm not using my hands because today is Work Without Your Hands Day!

You should give it a whirl, buddy.

Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking.

Where did you go?

It was National No SpongeBob Day.

National No SpongeBob Day?

Yeah, a whole day dedicated to getting away from you.

A day? But you guys have been away for weeks.

Uh... yeah well, we kind of milked it a little.

You too, Patrick?

Yeah.

Everybody needs at least one day away from...

Oh, glad you had fun.

Aw, cheer up boy.

It's a whole day inspired by you.

Oh, I get it. You don't know what day it is, do you?

Uh, Wednesday?

Why, it's Opposite Day.

You mean you've never heard of it?

Boy, have you been missing out.

Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different.

Normally, I'm stuffy and boring.

But today I'm silly and spontaneous.

Does everybody know about Opposite Day?

Oh, sure. It's a game, get it?

Oh, a game.

Yeah. Normally, you're really loud and annoying,

so what are you going to be today?

Quiet and out of the way!

Yay!

Yeah. Why don't you get a jump on it?

I love--

I mean, I hate Opposite Day.

I'm not ready!

Wait until you see No Patrick Day.

Come on, everyone, let's go!

Where'd everybody go?

Hello?

Hey, hey Squidward. Did you see me?

OK, see you later, Squidinator!

Good morning, Mr. Squidward!

So, are you ready?

To go home?

No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.

Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change.

But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards...that guy.

Hm.

That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan.

Now pay attention. The lad's got a surprise for you.

Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood,

I present to you a gift.

Ta-da!

I heart you...

Try it on, Mr. Squidward!

It's got you written all over it!

We stole a balloon!

And they're gonna lock us up forever.

You're right, we've just got to keep our heads.

Act normal.

Wow, street performers!

It's not working!

Hi there!

Hey, don't you want a free balloon?

It's National Free Balloon Day!

Uh... you have to wait for like a holiday.

Holiday? What holiday?

Um... Chum Day?

Chum Day!

Tell me about Chum Day. What's it like? What do you do?

I tell you all about it if you help me hide all these gifts.

Oh, boy!

Chum Day, a brand new holiday!