What's your problem, schmuck ?

你有什麼問題，笨蛋？

l'm an inconsiderate prick !

我是個不體諒人的混蛋！

[ Siren Wailing ]

[海妖哀嚎]

Oh, shit !

哦，該死！

Shit !

媽的！

- You know why l pulled you over ? - Depends on how long you were following me !

- 你知道為什麼我拉你過來？- 這要看你跟著我多久了！

- Why don't we take it from the top ? - Here goes.

- 我們為什麼不從頭開始呢？- 開始吧

l sped, l followed too closely, l ran a stop sign,

我超速，我跟得太緊，我闖了紅燈。

l almost hit a Chevy, l sped some more, l failed to yield,

我差點撞上一輛雪佛蘭，我又開了一些車，但我沒有讓步。

l changed lanes without signaling while speeding !

我在超速行駛時沒有打信號就換了車道!

- Is that all ? - No.

- 就這些嗎？- 不，是的

l have unpaid parking tickets.

我有未付的停車罰單。

[ Groans ]

[呻吟]

Be gentle.

溫柔點

Audrey ! Wait !

歐蕊！等等！

Wait, Audrey. Ooh ! Hold on. Wait !

等等，奧黛麗哦！等一下.等一下！

Wait. l iust had an insight into myself. l'm crazy.

等等，我一定是看透了自己，我瘋了。

You call and say, ''Wait, l'll be right over,''

你打電話說，''等一下，我馬上過來，'&#39。

and here's the crazy part-- l actually wait.

最瘋狂的是... ...我居然在等著。

- l can explain this. - l have missed a department meeting.

- 我可以解釋- 我錯過了一個部門會議。

- Did you come in a cab ? - Yes !

- 你是坐計程車來的嗎？- 是的！

Where's your car ?

你的車呢？

Thank you ! l can't tell you how much this means to me.

謝謝你 我不知道這對我有多重要

- l can. $1,654.11. - How do you sleep at night ?

- 我可以。$1,654.11.- 你晚上怎麼睡覺？

l'm takin' this. [ Inhales Loudly ]

我正在服用這個。[大聲吸氣]

[ Loud Crunch ]

[響亮的嘎吱聲]

[ Tires Squealing ]

[輪胎尖叫聲]

You scratched my car !

你颳了我的車！

- Where ? - Right there !

- 在哪裡？- 就在那裡！

Oh, there. That was already there.

哦，有。那是已經有了。

Why, you--

為什麼，你...

You liar !

你這個金光黨！

-You know what l'm gonna do about this ? -What ?

-你知道我打算怎麼做嗎？-你知道我該怎麼做嗎？

Nothing ! Because if l take you to court, it'll drain eight hours out of my life,

什麼都沒有！因為如果我把你告上法庭 會讓我的生活失去8個小時的時間

and you won't show up, and if l got the judgement, you'd just stiff me anyway !

你不會出現，如果我得到了判決，你會只是僵硬的我反正！

So l'm gonna piss and moan like an impotent jerk...

所以我要像個無能的混蛋一樣小便和呻吟... ...

and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe !

然後彎下腰，把它的尾氣管！

You been here before, haven't ya ?

你以前來過這裡，不是嗎？