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I had no plans to make it in America.
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If you're here because of Nanette,
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why?
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Had I known just how wildly popular
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trauma was going to be in the context of comedy,
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I might've budgeted my shit a bit better.
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But I went and put all my trauma eggs
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into one basket
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like a fucking idiot, and now, here we are.
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When I first started touring here,
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I was told I should Americanize my language.
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To which I responded,
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"Fuck off!"
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I mean, I've made some concessions for you.
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I'm not a monster.
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Aluminum?
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Why would you say "aluminium,"
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when you can flirt it?
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"Aluminum."
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Stop it, America.
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And "y'all"? I'm taking "y'all."
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I love "y'all,"
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because "y'all"
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is the best, most inclusive
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second-person plural pronoun
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in the English-speaking world!
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Thank you, the South.
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What an ally.