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President Trump participated in a Fox News virtual town hall

at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday.

Said Lincoln,

"This is literally the worst thing

that's ever happened to me."

Authorities in Louisiana are looking

for an aggressive chicken

that has chased customers at a local bank

and attempted to climb cars in the drive-through.

Authorities advise anyone that sees the chicken to take a video

because they're bored as hell and they would like to see that.

President Trump did not wear a face mask

while touring a factory in Arizona yesterday

that is producing face masks,

which is still not as bad as what happened

when he toured that pants factory.

According to a new survey, New York governor Andrew Cuomo

and his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo,

were as attractive to New York women

as the Jonas Brothers.

Said New York women, "Listen,

we've been locked inside for a long time."

Hillary Clinton is reportedly appearing

at a virtual fundraising dinner

for former Vice President Joe Biden later this month

and tickets cost up to $50,000.

Wow, imagine paying to sit through that Zoom call --

Hillary stuck on mute,

Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking,

"What is Zoom?" Actually, you know what?

[ Laughing ] Yeah, I would. I'd pay to see that.

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