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-Welcome to "The Tonight Show" starring
me, Jimmy Fallon.
Hi, everybody. Happy Friday.
Let's get some jokes here.
Well, guys, this Sunday is Mother's Day.
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!
That's right, this Sunday is Mother's Day,
but experts are telling people
not to visit their moms, or hug them.
In other words, they want us to treat Mother's Day
like it's Father's Day.
You kids remembered?
You didn't? [ Laughs ]
Of course, a lot of kids had to serve their mom
breakfast in bed. That's nice.
It'd be special, if you hadn't
eaten every meal in bed for the past two months.
It's the thought that counts.
Meanwhile, I saw that 23&Me is offering a discount
on DNA testing kits for Mother's Day, yeah.
'Cause nothing says "Mother's Day" like saying,
"Are you really my mom?
Let's really find out."
Have you ever done that?
-Never.
I haven't done it either.
-I'm scared to give it up.
-Why? -It goes into the system and...
-Please.
You're already in the system.
-[ Chuckle ]
-[ Chuckle ] I'm in -- We're all in the system.
[ Laughing ] Right now, you're already in the system.
-[ Laughing ] -I just saw you walk by you.
They've cloned you already.
[ Laughter ]
Check this out. Dunkin' Donuts has started offering
DIY donut kits that come with a variety
of frosting and sprinkles.
Take a look.
It's perfect if you want to give give your kids
a 30-second activity
and yourself an hour of cleaning.
That's right, you can make your own Dunkin' Donuts at home
and, to make it authentic, the first step is
to let the donuts sit outside for 30 days.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, I saw that, after the release
of Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos, you can now buy
Mountain Dew Baja Blast lip balm.
Unfortunately, that's not all Mountain Dew is coming out with.
Take a look at this commercial.
-Mountain Dew is proud to introduce
our new Mountain Dew Baja Blast lip balm!
We ain't stoppin' there.
We got a whole slew
of Mountain Dew-inspired products
that'll get! you! amped!
I'm talkin' Citrus Assault eye drops!
See the burn!
High-octane Berry Blast Blizzard Tsunami Tylenol PM!
You're gonna sleep so hard!
Hey, Code Red toilet paper!
Flush it!
Mountain Dew! The bath salts of soda!
Yeah! [ Whip cracks ]
-Listen to this -- starting on Monday,
Amtrak will require all passengers to wear
face masks or coverings.
Meanwhile, Greyhound said you can rip off
whatever fabric is left on the seats
and make your own mask.
I read that Google told employees
that they can no longer expense their lunch
while working from home.
That's right, Google made the change
after one -- Sorry. My phone's ringing.
Pause it.
[ Chuckle ] Hello.
[ Laughs ] Hi. It's Jimmy. How are ya?
-Jimmy. -[ Laughing ]
This is -- -Why are you laughing?
-I'm laughing because I'm in middle of my monologue.
Would you mind if I put this on speaker phone?
'Cause people aren't gonna believe this.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-[ Laughing ]
Here it is.
[ Laughter ] -Guys, this is --
This is Barbra -- -Recognize my laugh.
-This is Barbra Streisand on the phone.
Hi! I'm so happy you're calling.
Happy belated birthday! -Oh, well, you know,
what have I got to do all day?
You know. -[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God. -How are you doing?
What are you doing?
-Ohhh!
How am I doing, Jimmy?
Well, you know, I just made this video
and so I -- -Oh, I loved it, by the way.
I saw it. -I just wondered if you saw it.
That's all. -Ugh!
-"You'll Never Walk Alone" is one of my favorites!
And you're one of my favorites.
By the way, how do I know this is the real Barbra Streisand?
-How do you know? -What's my favorite
Barb-- Yeah. -Okay, okay.
What is it? What do you want to know?
-[ Laughing ] What's my favorite Barbra Streisand song?
Would you know? -I think -- I think it may be...
♪ People ♪ -[ Laughing ]
-♪ People who need people ♪
We all need each other now, more than ever, don't we, Jimmy?
-Oh! We really do.
I love "You'll Never Walk Alone."
I'm a big fan of "Carousel"
and, obviously -- -Oh.
-I remember you did that.
So you performed that song --
Was it after 9/11?
-Yes, yes, yes.
What I did was integrate that performance
with pictures of these amazing,
dedicated healthcare workers that are risking their lives
every day during this crisis, so, it's an ode to them
you know? -It's beautiful.
I did get to see it.
I love that you did that.
-Oh, good. And it ends
with a title card about Direct Relief,
which is an organization that supplies
very much needed protective gear to doctors and nurses, you know.
-Yeah. We love Direct Relief.
Actually, I can talk about this.
This'll be on the show tonight, if you don't mind.
I could put a chyron so people can donate to Direct Relief.
-Oh, that's so nice.
That's really nice.
Thank you for doing that.
-You've been doing amazing stuff during this whole thing
and I'm thankful that you're staying healthy
and staying at home.
Did you get to enjoy your birthday at all?
-My birthday? My birthday, I had a --
Well, we tried to have a Zoom birthday,
but it was kind of a fiasco
because I'm very technically challenged...
-[ Laughing ] -...and I didn't know you had
to be close to the computer when you're talking,
so nobody could hear me and, you know.
My friends were more competent.
They sent in little videos, which my office put together,
so it was wonderful to see everyone for like a few minutes
before I had to like say, "This is ridiculous," you know?
-[ Laughs ] That's fantastic. -So I decided that --
-Anyway. -So, I have been home, you know,
just with my husband and my dog.
My dogs. I have three of them now.
And my assistant of 47 years is just amazing.
-Wow. -But do you want to know
what I do during the day? -Yeah. Like what happens
when you wake up? -Okay.
Well, I tweet many times a day --
I don't know if you follow me, but --
to express my feelings about this administration
and what they're doing and not doing, like testing.
And then, I have to calm myself down with coffee ice cream,
but it keeps me up at night, so I can't sleep,
so I have to eat it for breakfast,
but my breakfast is 12:00 noon
because I stay up till 4:00 in the morning, see?
-[ Laughs ] -Reading the news