字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -Hi, everybody. Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition. My name is Jimmy Fallon, and thank you so much for watching. We have a great show for you tonight. Guys, I want to wish everyone a happy "Star Wars" Day. That's right -- it's a time fans say, "May the 4th be with you," which is great, because now you know what day it is. Yep, they call it "Star Wars" Day because of the phrase "May the 4th be with you," which, as we know, was how Baby Yoda said it before his front teeth grew in. Meanwhile, tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, though, right now Americans are thinking, "Yeah, like we need an excuse to sit around drinking tequila all day long." Check this out. I heard that doctors and dentists have now started removing magazines from their waiting room. Patients were like, "Oh, no. Now how will I find out who was named Sexiest Man Alive in 1997?" "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are breaking up?" Now airlines are removing their in-flight magazines. So now you're going to have to find somewhere else to see a filled-out Sudoku puzzle and stick your wad of gum. I saw that the new "Twilight" book is being released from Edward's perspective. Yep. Women are so excited, they're like, "Finally, something from a male perspective." I read that, for the first time, murder hornets have been spotted in the U.S. So if a worldwide pandemic can't keep you inside, introducing murder hornets. Yep, these murder hornets sound pretty scary, so we wanted to find out more. Joining us now, one of the murder hornets. Thank you for being here. -Jimmy! What's up, man? How you doing? -I'm good. Thanks for letting me talk to you here. I got to say, you sound pretty friendly for something that's called a murder hornet. -Murder hornet? Really? Is that what they're calling us now? Look, we're just regular old bees who happen to make things fall asleep forever. -Right, but I heard that you've just been discovered in our country and that you've been decapitating our bees. -Decapi-what?! No, man. We're just rough-housing with your boys. We practice MMA moves on each other. -MMA? -But sometimes, you know, that horseplay goes a little south. But it's all in good fun. You know, the news isn't always so black and yellow, you know. -But they're saying bee-keeper suits can't even protect humans from your stingers, though. -Bee-keeper suits also don't protect you from drowning, but I don't hear you calling the ocean "murder water." -I guess that makes sense. -You know, you jump in front of a bus with a bee-keeper suit on, and they're not going to call it a "murder bus." -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get your point there. -You just got stung, Jimmy. -Okay. Look, if you don't want to be called murder hornets, what do you want to be called? -Ooh! I'm just spit-balling here. Maybe, um...spicy bees? -Spicy bees? -Yeah, grumpy bugs. Little fellas who woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Hornets who do murder sometimes. Butterflies, but instead of butterflies, they're murder hornets. -Alright, alright. I'm glad we got to the bottom of all that. Thank you so much for coming on the show. -My pleasure, Jimmy. Also, quick shout-out to my crisis P.R. team, HWC & Associates. I owe them everything. I'd be nowhere without them. Alright, I got to go do some "MMA moves" on your honeybees. Murder hornet out! -Thank you very much, grumpy bug. We have a great show tonight. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are here. They're going to talk to us about quarantine wine. This is their wine that they have where all profits go to four separate charities for COVID-19 relief. It's kind of an amazing idea, and they pulled it off in perfect amount of time. I also like that the label is blank so you can write who you're thankful for or what you're thankful for while you're having a little quarantine wine. Also, we have Evan Rachel Wood from "Westworld." Just -- The finale was last night. She's going to talk a little bit about that, but no spoilers. And then we're just going to see what else she's up to. I believe she's learning how to play piano. She's that amazing. And we have great music tonight. Oh, my goodness. She's one of my all-time favorites. Honey -- -I'm freaking out. -I know. We've just been playing -- -We have been playing that album -- -"Diva." -"Diva." -Over and over again. Annie Lennox. Oh! I want Annie Lennox on the show every single night. I love everything about her. I think she's the coolest human. She came on our show a couple years ago -- no entourage, just walked in, Annie Lennox, had a book. That was her entourage -- a book. A dog-eared book. And I go, "Can I get you anything?" She's just that cool. I just love her. She's going to talk about this thing called Project Angel Food, which delivers meals to people in Los Angeles who are seriously ill. It's a beautiful charity. And she's going to sing a song for us tonight with her amazing voice. I love you, Annie Lennox, so much. This is so fun. Also, I want to say Mick Jagger is here on behalf of savethechildren.org. Please go to that website and do whatever you can. We would love that, and thank you so much.
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