I think so.

我想是的

I don't know about you all, but my productivity has been through the roof since I've been able to work from home and not wear pants.

我不知道你們的情況，但自從我可以在家工作，不穿褲子後，我的工作效率已經達到了頂峰。

No, I didn't dress up for this video conference.

不，我沒有為這次視頻會議穿上衣服。

This is how I dress at home every day.

這就是我每天在家的穿著打扮。

'Cause it looks good.

因為它看起來不錯。

Bro, I'm gonna have to call back into this conference later 'cause I am finishing an episode of Tiger King and this (beep) is getting crazy.

兄弟，我待會要回電到這個會議上，因為我正在看完一集《虎王》，這(嗶)越來越瘋狂了。

Okay, so let me get some updates on the projects you all have been working on this week.

好了，讓我來給大家介紹一下本週的項目情況。

From the deafening silence, I'm assuming that means none of you have done anything.

從這震耳欲聾的沉默中，我想這意味著你們都沒有做任何事情。

If this was an in-person meeting, I would have brought snacks for everyone, like I always do, but since it's not, I've just got them for me, but they're really good.

如果這是一次面對面的會議，我一定會像往常一樣給大家帶零食，但既然不是，我就只給自己準備了零食，但它們真的很好吃。

You guys would really like them.

你們一定會喜歡他們的。

What am I drinking?

我在喝什麼？

What do you mean to imply by that?

你這話是什麼意思？

I'll share with you this spreadsheet from my screen and... oh crap, uh...

我將與你分享這個電子表格從我的螢幕和... 哦，廢話，呃... ...

No!

不！

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

No, God!

不，上帝！

This isn't my computer.

這不是我的電腦。

Timmy, no, I muted you for a reason!

提米，不，我把你靜音是有原因的！

And stop bringing your computer with you into the bathroom during the video conference for the love of all that is holy.

別再在視頻會議上把電腦帶進衛生間了，看在所有神聖的份上。

Hey, if I could just get a word in real quick.

嘿，如果我能得到一個字 在真正的快，

Can you guys hear me?

你們能聽到我說話嗎？

Am I on mute or is this just my life?

我是啞巴了還是這就是我的生活？

I know that we're about to wrap up, but I'd like to go back to the topic that we settled 20 minutes ago and argue the opposite of what I argued back then to prolong this video conference at least another 30 minutes.

我知道我們馬上就要結束了，但是我想回到20分鐘前我們解決的話題，和我當時的論點進行相反的論證，至少把這次視頻會議再延長30分鐘。

Really quick, could everyone who thinks this is a productive use of our time please raise your hand so I know who I can't be friends with anymore?

真的很快，每個人誰認為這是一個有效的利用我們的時間，請舉手，所以我知道誰我不能成為朋友了？

Stop talking at the same time.

同時停止說話。

Stop talking at the same time.

同時停止說話。

No one can hear anybody if you're talking at the same time.

如果你在同一時間說話，沒有人可以聽到任何人。

Yeah, I'm here.

是的，我在這裡。

I've been here the whole time.

我一直都在這裡

I just haven't said anything 'cause I don't care.

我只是什麼也沒說，因為我不在乎。

All right, so let's wrap this thing up with some optimistic closure.

好了，讓我們用樂觀的方式結束這件事吧。

What are some takeaways from today's meeting besides learning to mute yourself when you need to fart?

今天的會議除了學會在需要放屁的時候給自己靜音外，還有哪些收穫？

Next time, let's just have these discussions through email so I don't have to sit through the excruciating minutiae of the back-and-forths and can instead just skim the important points or perhaps just ignore it all together and somehow still get my job done.

下一次，讓我們通過電子郵件來討論這些問題，這樣我就不用坐在那裡聽那些令人痛苦的細枝末節的反反覆覆，而可以只瀏覽重要的內容，或者乾脆把它全部忽略掉，然後以某種方式繼續完成我的工作。

Wow.

哇哦

All right, goodbye everyone.

好了，大家再見。

I've had to pee quite badly for the last half hour but didn't really want to say anything, so I'm gonna go do that now if I can make it... and you're all gone anyway, okay.

我這半個小時來一直想尿尿，但又不想說什麼，所以我現在就去尿，如果我能做到的話......反正你們都走了，好吧。

If you want to own some of these cool designs to wear on your own body, the link is in the description.

如果你想擁有這些酷炫的設計穿在自己身上，鏈接在描述中。

You can be repping your favorite YouTube channel, which is this one.

你可以代理你最喜歡的YouTube頻道，就是這個。

No, I muted you for a reason and stop... just stop.

不，我讓你靜音是有原因的，停止... 停止。

Timmy, no, I - eh.

蒂米，不，我--呃。

And for the - lelelele...

而對於--樂樂樂... ...

Timmy, I swear. Timmy?

提米，我發誓。Timmy?

Timmy!

蒂米！

We're living in a society.

我們生活在一個社會中。