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  • -Our next guest is one of our favorites.

  • You know her from "Parks and Rec."

  • She also stars in "Good Girls,"

  • which you can see Sunday night, on NBC.

  • Please welcome back to the show Retta, everybody.

  • -Hi! -Hi, Retta.

  • So, we famously went day drinking together,

  • and I was wondering if you'd do me the honor

  • of Zoom drinking with me just for a moment.

  • -I was prepped. -All right. Here's to you.

  • -I made my caipirinha. -Mmm.

  • And has that long been a Retta drink?

  • -For a couple years now.

  • It's my fave.

  • And I'm not a good bartender, so that was strong.

  • -How are you -- Are you a good social distancer?

  • How are you handling quarantine? -Yeah.

  • I've been good.

  • I've found that, even though I don't really have

  • much to do other than sometimes doing a Zoom for, quote unquote,

  • "work," my days are still kind of busy.

  • Granted, I don't get out of bed before 1:00.

  • -Right. -But at least the day is short.

  • -You had a big -- You had a big birthday.

  • You turned 50. Congratulations.

  • -Thanks. [ Laughs ]

  • It was good. It was actually pretty good.

  • -Any good gifts? Anything new?

  • -Yeah. I got a bike.

  • -Well, well, it's very nice. And how is it going so far?

  • -It's a little -- I haven't ridden a bike in over 25 years.

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • -They say it's like riding a bike.

  • -Yeah, it's not. [ Both laugh ]

  • It's probably been like actually 30 years, if not longer.

  • I do stationary bikes, so luckily, they --

  • Because they knew better.

  • Because if the seat's not that right height,

  • either it's too high, and then,

  • I'm scared that I'm gonna fall off

  • 'cause my feet don't touch the ground,

  • or if the seat's too low, because I have bad knees,

  • I have to bend my knees too much when I pedal,

  • and then, it's painful.

  • So I'm still figuring out the height that works.

  • I just ordered a stepstool so I can just get on it.

  • -There you go. -But they bought me --

  • they also bought me a trainer, so I can lock the back wheel in,

  • and I can ride it in my house, like a stationary bike.

  • -I get to follow your life a little bit because of Instagram,

  • and I know that you had a very stressful trip

  • to the post office.

  • -I've been there twice before,

  • but I think I've been there later,

  • so it wasn't so crowded. And I got there --

  • First of all, there was a line to get in the parking lot.

  • I was like, "This is a little bit crazy."

  • I thought it was a -- I'm like, "Why are all these people here?"

  • What are you all mailing?"

  • I get in, I go to go inside.

  • You see this long line of people waiting to talk to a teller,

  • which I was like, "You're insane."

  • So I was in the vestibule getting ready to put my stuff

  • into the little mailbox that you can put boxes in,

  • and there was a woman ahead of me.

  • And she put a box that was too big,

  • and so she couldn't close the thing.

  • So, mind you, I'm a big scaredy cat.

  • So, this was before they told us to wear masks,

  • so I'm holding my breath.

  • She -- Her box gets stuck,

  • so she comes up to me to tell me that, and I'm like, "All right."

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • Okay. So she goes inside to tell them about the issue.

  • I've been holding my breath too long,

  • so I go outside to get air, but at that point,

  • I've gone too far, and I've done it for too long.

  • And I don't know if you've ever passed out.

  • I have. And just before I pass out,

  • you know, the darkness starts closing in on my eyes,

  • and so I leaned against a pole,

  • because I was scared that either if I pass out,

  • one, people are gonna try to help me,

  • and I don't want the corona... -Right.

  • -...or they're not gonna help me, and I'm gonna die...

  • -Outside a parking lot, yeah. -Outside of the post office.

  • -Outside a post office. -Ugh!

  • So, I get in my car to kind of decide,

  • "Am I gonna wait for them to fix this thing

  • so I can drop off these boxes?"

  • 'Cause I don't want to come out again.

  • You know, I've already taken the risk, at this point.

  • And I hear someone yelling, "Hey, hey,"

  • and I'm thinking they're talking to the woman next to me.

  • This woman comes up to my car.

  • Now, mind you, she's wearing a mask, gloves, all of it,

  • so she's prepped. -She's ready for it.

  • Perfect person in a moment like this.

  • -But comes up with a pen and a notebook,

  • and is like, "Aren't you that girl from 'Good Girls'?"

  • And I was like, "Yeah."

  • And she's like, "Can I get your autograph?"

  • And I was like, "Hey." -[ Laughs ]

  • -I need you to slow it up a little bit.

  • And I was like, "Clearly, you know it's a pandemic,

  • so if you would keep your distance..."

  • So, I, like, reached out my car and signed it really quickly.

  • It doesn't look like my name, I'm certain of that,

  • because I was so scared of catching whatever virus

  • she might have been carrying.

  • -It's so interesting, because I do feel as though

  • no one asks for an autograph anymore

  • because all they want is selfies.

  • I do think she appreciated it's not an okay time for selfies.

  • Maybe autographs are gonna make a comeback right now.

  • -I kind of wish she had just asked,

  • "Can I take a picture of you?" -Yeah.

  • -From where she was. -This may be better.

-Our next guest is one of our favorites.

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雷塔已經超過25年沒有騎過自行車了。 (Retta Hasn’t Ridden a Bike in Over 25 Years)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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