字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK. WE ARE WITH THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH AND BEN SCHWARTZ. WE'VE BEEN ASKING OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING SPECIAL THEY HAVE AT HOME IN OUR "LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL." DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE? BEN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH US? >> I DO. BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION SO WE COULD ONLY HAVE ONE. I KEEP ALL THE PROPS, SO I HAVE THE MONEY FROM PARKS AND RECREATION. >> James: YEAH. WHEN I HELPED OUT WITH "STAR WARS," I STOLE INFORMATION FROM THE MILLENNIUM FALCON. THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, JAMES, BUT THIS IS CRAZY, AND IT PROBABLY IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I HAVE IN MY ENTIRE HOUSE, I HAVE JAMES CORDEN'S FIRST EVER AUTOGRAPH. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GAVE THIS KNOW I GUESS WHEN YOU WERE A KID. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN READ IT. YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY. ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WOW. THIS WAS CRAZY BECAUSE I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND THE U.K. AND JAMES WAS SNELLING, I DON'T KNOW, SNEAKERS OR SOMETHING. AND I SAID, GOD, YOU HAVE IT. AND I SAID, I'D LIKE TOUR AUTOGRAPH, KID. SO THIS IS IT. >> James: WOW. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT OF A BULLET-PROOF CASE BUT I'LL PUT IT RIGHT BACK IN. >> James: THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH US? >> WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF MY COOL STUFF ON BUT, YOU KNOW, BEN'S GOT A GAMING LEAGUE, BUT HE WASN'T THE FIRST. WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO L.A., I HAD A LEAGUE OF CHAMPS. >> James: WOW. I PLAYED HOCKEY AND SOCCER AND GUESS WHAT? I WON 'EM BOTH. >> James: WOW. WHOA. I WAS THE KID WHO INVITED PEOPLE OVER TO PLAY WITH HIS TOYS AND WAS SUPER GOOD. ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS THE KID, I MEAN, FULLY-GROWN ADULT. >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? >> Reggie: YES, I DO. TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS IN VIRTUAL REALITY, SO IF YOU WOULD KINDLY PUT ON YOUR VIRTUAL REALITY VISORS. >> James: OH, WOW. >> Reggie: THREE, TWO, ONE, ENGAGE. ALL RIGHT, LET ME ACTIVATE THE VISUALIZER REAL QUICK. OKAY, CAN YOU GUYS SEE THAT. >> YES, SO FAR, IT'S JUST YOUR DANCING. IS THAT CORRECT? >> CORRECT. HERE'S THE QUESTION. THE DANCING WAS JUST THERE TO DISTRACT YOU. IN A TIME BEYOND THAT WHICH WE ARE ACCUSTOMED TO, IF THERE WERE MORE THAN THREE PEOPLE IN ONE'S LIFE, WOULD ONE TAKE ONE OF THOSE THREE PEOPLE AND TAKE THEM ON AN ENCHANTING VIESAGE THROUGH HISTORY? >> OKAY, WELL, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO REMOVE ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE EQUATION BECAUSE, OTHERWISE, THE MATH DOESN'T WORK, BUT ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, THEN -- >> ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT THROUGH TIME. YOU CAN SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS. BUT WHAT THOMAS AND I HAVE LEARNED IS YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER. RIGHT, THOMAS IS THIS. >> OH, YEAH, BECAUSE IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND SELLING MERCH AT A MARINE BIOLOGIST TABLE. >> James: IS THAT RIGHT, REG? I'M AFRAID THAT'S CORRECT. >> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. ALL THREE, MIDDLEDITCH AND SCHWARTZ IMPROV SPECIALS ARE BRILLIANT AND VEIL RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. IS THANK YOU BEN SCHWARTZ, THANK YOU, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH. BACK WITH BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, EVERYBODY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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