It'll change your life.

它將改變你的生活。

It'll make you beautiful.

它'會讓你變得美麗。

I've been a bad girl.

我一直是個壞女孩。

- What did you do? - Let's get away. - Groupon.

- 你做了什麼？- 我們走吧- Groupon。

In this county, you gotta make the coupons first.

在這個縣城，你得先做券。

and when you get the coupons, you get the power

當你拿到優惠券時，你就有了權力。

and when you get the power, you get the women.

當你得到了權力，你就會得到女人。

You're Andrew Mason, you can do anything.

你是安德魯-梅森，你可以做任何事情。

I just wanna be pretty.

我只是想變得漂亮。

I just want pretty hair, pretty shoes, pretty purses, a pretty Chihuahua...

我只想要漂亮的頭髮，漂亮的鞋子，漂亮的錢包，漂亮的吉娃娃... ...

Your clothes are only 50% off.

你的衣服只有五折。

Groupon...

Groupon...

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. For dental care.

我給你開個你無法拒絕的條件。對於牙科護理。

Nothing exceeds like excess.

沒有什麼比過剩更重要

You only have 5 minutes left to buy. Do it.

你只有5分鐘的時間去買。買吧

I don't know if I should, my scalp is really itchy.

我不知道是否應該，我的頭皮真的很癢。

Do it!

做吧！

Next week: Napa Valley, 62% off.

下週：納帕谷，62%的折扣。

Groupon for breakfast, Groupon for lunch, Groupon for dinner, just like that. 1, 2, 3, 4.

早餐用Groupon，午餐用Groupon，晚餐用Groupon，就這樣。1, 2, 3, 4.

They wanna pay 6 billion dollars for a 12 billion dollar company. That's my game!

他們想花60億美元買一家120億美元的公司。這是我的遊戲！

Andrew, it's Google.

安德魯，是谷歌。

GOOGLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!

GOOGLE不能'T處理這個!

- I love you, Groupon. - I love you too.

- 我愛你，Groupon。- 我也愛你

How could you let that Groupon expire? I can see my roots!

你怎麼能讓那個Groupon過期呢？我可以看到我的根！

I made you, and I did it at 50 percent off.

我做了你，而且是五折。

Why do you always let us run out of ink??!

你為什麼總是讓我們用完墨水？

Sometimes, there's so many Groupons in the world, I just can't take it.

有時候，世界上有那麼多的Groupons，我就是不能接受。

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who!

誰把這個東西放在一起？我，那是誰！

Who do I trust? Me!

我該相信誰？我！

I'm Andrew Mason!!

我是Andrew Mason!

Where are you going with our daughter? You can't do this!

你要和我們的女兒去哪裡？你不能這樣做！

This little girl has been neglected for 3 months.

這個小女孩已經被忽視了3個月。

Wait, please, how much do you want for her?

等等，請問你要多少錢？

We have 7 Groupons to Lake Tahoe!

我們有7個去太浩湖的Groupons!

Family pack to Sea World, you could pet Shamu!

全家包去海洋世界，你可以摸摸Shamu!

No!!!!

不!

My hair keeps falling out. I can't stop going to salons!

我的頭髮一直在掉。我不能停止去沙龍!

Say hello to my savings!!

跟我的存款打個招呼吧!

This is the American Dream.

這就是美國夢。

The American Dream.

美國夢。