Sorry I'm late, I...

[screaming]

Um... back to bed.

[laughing maniacally]

I thought we were friends!

What is this? Some kind of magic act?

[screaming]

Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?

[roaring]

[laughing maniacally]

[stammering]

No!

I can't move me face!

I got the face freeze too!

What is the hold up in here?

Wait, Squidward, don't get too worked up, you could get the face freeze!

Face freeze? I thought that was a myth!

Ha, Krabs too?

[laughing]

Oh, this is rich!

[laughing]

Hey, my face!

Ahh, my face!

Oh, great, look at what you've done!

Look, Squidward has it too!

[laughing]

[roaring]

[screaming]

[growling]

[groaning]

[screaming]

It's all your fault!

OK, OK, OK, OK, get it together, Squidward.

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[screaming]

[gasping]

[meowing]

None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail!

[meowing]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[groaning]

What's going on?

I never should have eaten four!

[groaning]

The new patties, they're making everyone change!

I gotta get outta here!

[gasping]

I've lost it!

I can't tell what's real anymore!

[screaming]

[groaning]

I'm a haunted table cloth!

[groaning]

Not creepy nursery rhyme music!

Da-da!

[screaming]

Even the spiders are fake!

I wish something would... pop out of a closet!

Like a big hairy hand!

That would be scary!

Ah, but this place is too low budget for that.

- Would be cool though, wouldn't it? - Yeah... that'd be... neato.

I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble

to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street

just to entertain me!

You must really like me!

SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory.

One, I hate you.

And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?

[tapping]

[screaming]

- The Hash-Slinging Slasher! - The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

Huh, what do you want?

[roaring]

[screaming]

Scare and release!

Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone.

Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone.

I gotta get outta here!

[gasping]

Where's the time machine?

Where's anything?

Where? Where? Where? Where? Whe--

[crashing]

I wanna go home!

Wonder how the Dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing.

I can't do it!

She wants to marry me, I ain't the marrying type!

[screeching]

[screaming]

Hmm.

[laughing maniacally]

[screaming]

SpongeBob, SpongeBob, wake up!

- He's here! - Who's here?

Hold on, let me turn on the-- oh, your face!

Oh...

There.

[squealing]

Hey, what do you know?

I scared him!

[laughing]

[screaming]

It worked, Patrick.

I scared everybody!

Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.

Pink hat?

Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.

Oh...

[screaming]