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  • -Jonas Brothers! -Whoo-hoo!

  • -Hey! -Sup!

  • -This is called Quarantine Confessions, alright?

  • -Now, before the show, we all submitted

  • one or two confessions of embarrassing things

  • we've done during quarantine, and I have them in this jar.

  • -Oh.

  • -I'm gonna read them one at a time,

  • and we'll try to figure out who wrote it.

  • If it's your confession, you have to bluff

  • and make us think it's someone else.

  • -All right. -These are all totally true.

  • -Sounds good.

  • -Alright, here we go.

  • "I talk to my dog like it's a real person."

  • -Ooh.

  • -Hmm. That's...

  • I mean, that's got to be Joe, I think.

  • -I actually think it's Nick.

  • -It's... -Does Nick have a dog?

  • -He does. Gino the German.

  • -It's definitely Nick. -And Diana.

  • -He got a new dog, and I think, you know,

  • when you have a new dog, you want to

  • get to know that puppy a little bit better.

  • -Yeah, you also just got a new dog.

  • -Just got a new dog. -Look who's talking.

  • -Like two days ago.

  • Your dog is actually newer. -True.

  • -Your dog's newer, and your dog apparently is very talkative.

  • -[ Laughs ] -Well, actually, wait a second.

  • -This also could be...

  • This also could be you, Jimmy. Couldn't it?

  • Could be.

  • -I mean, it could be. I mean, sure.

  • -Didn't think about that.

  • -Do you think that would be my quarantine confession?

  • I mean, I've had my dog for a long time.

  • -I think you're more creative than that.

  • -Yeah. -I think it's Nick.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • He's got a good poker face if it is Nick.

  • -I'm not doing myself any favors here,

  • but I don't think that's a bad thing.

  • -It's actually not a bad thing.

  • I think it's totally normal and everyone should

  • talk to their dogs to feel -- -It's Nick! It's Nick!

  • It's definitely Nick.

  • -It's definitely... [ Laughs ]

  • -Do you really just talk to your dog like it's a person, Nick?

  • -Yeah. Yeah, I will admit that I didn't realize I was doing it

  • until the other day, and I had a real moment where I said,

  • "This has gotten out of hand. This is..."

  • -How long was the conversation?

  • -It was like 20 minutes.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Working through some things.

  • -That's pretty weird, man. -[ Laughs ]

  • -Alright, guys, here we go.

  • Quarantine Confessions.

  • "My biggest decision each day

  • is if I'm wearing sweatpants of jeans."

  • -Mm.

  • -I think it's Kevin.

  • -That's got to be Kevin.

  • -Kevin's got a jean jacket on.

  • -Yeah, are you wearing jeans?

  • -You might be wearing both.

  • -Could be wearing, yeah, jeans over your sweatpants.

  • -Mm.

  • -It is definitely a thing to figure out every day,

  • but, you know, it's nice to --

  • -What does the lower half of your body look like?

  • -Might be the lower half of your body is like a horse.

  • -[ Laughs ] -Yes. It is.

  • I do have jeans on today. -I don't wear sweatpants.

  • I'm not a sweatpants guy.

  • -Me either. -I never was.

  • But I... I don't know.

  • I found a few that I really connected with

  • over this last seven weeks. -Connected with.

  • -Connected with. -Sweatpants, that is.

  • I'm talking to my sweatpants, as well.

  • It's a whole situation.

  • -Yeah. That was actually a big point of, like,

  • fight with me and my wife for a long time.

  • Like, I would never wear, like, comfy clothes until, like,

  • right before we, like, went to bed.

  • And it was...

  • She was like, "I don't understand this.

  • You're in your jeans constantly."

  • -It's got to be you. This is such a big dilemma.

  • -Yeah, it's a big deal for you in your household.

  • Obviously, it's you. -[ Laughs ]

  • -I'm gonna go with Nick, actually.

  • -It could definitely be Nick, actually.

  • -I think it's Nick.

  • -No one's pointed the finger at Joe at all

  • and made him say anything, really.

  • -Joe's a shorts guy. Everybody knows it.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Wow! He is a shorts guy.

  • -Yep. [ Laughs ]

  • -Alright, I'm gonna go with Kevin

  • 'cause he's wearing a jean jacket.

  • -I'm going with Kevin.

  • -It's Nick.

  • -What do you think? Well, who is it?

  • -It's me. It's actually me.

  • -I think it's -- Oh, it's Nick?! Oh!

  • -What?! Oh, my gosh!

  • -I told you. Two in a row. -I'm sorry. Kevin, I'm sorry.

  • I should have -- -It's okay.

  • You underestimated my ability to look presentable every day,

  • but it's fine. It's cool.

  • -No, no, no. I would never think...

  • You always look presentable.

  • Nick, are you wearing sweatpants now?

  • -I'm wearing pants right now. I could show you if you'd like.

  • I'll send you a picture later of my pants.

  • -[ Laughs ] I'll add it to my collection.

  • -Alright, so far, that's Nick.

  • So it feels like none of these next three,

  • none of these could be Nick.

  • It's either Kevin or Joe or me.

  • -Ooh. -We have three left.

  • But, Nick, feel free to play along.

  • "I forgot to wear pants to my first Zoom meeting of the day."

  • -Yeah, I'll tell you what, it's not me

  • because I don't feel like you have to wear pants

  • on Zoom meetings, so...

  • -Ooh, that's a good bluff.

  • It's not me because I'm constantly standing up

  • and doing stuff, so I have to wear pants.

  • -Ooh. Just in case.

  • -Yeah, I mean, yeah, 'cause the show's constantly taping.

  • I tape the show all day.

  • -Oh, okay. -I want to go with Joe.

  • -Well, Kevin, quickly, why wouldn't it be you?

  • -Because, I already have a battle with whether

  • I should wear pants or sweatpants every single day,

  • so not wearing them would not be one of my things.

  • -Nick, you want to weigh in at all?

  • -That was not a convincing argument, Kev.

  • I'm gonna go with Kevin on this.

  • He looks nervous. He's sweating.

  • I could see it through the Zoom.

  • -Yeah, I can kind of see it a little bit, too.

  • His face is getting red.

  • -I'm definitely sweating.

  • This is very dramatic and intense, and I, you know...

  • This might be the reason the band breaks up again, Jimmy.

  • So we have you to thank for that.

  • -Yeah, thanks a lot, man. -Yes, it is me.

  • It is me. I did forget to wear my pants

  • the first day I had a Zoom meeting.

  • -Knew it. -It's true.

  • -That was a good one. Alright, here we go.

  • [ Clears throat ]

  • "I secretly love watching '90 Day Fiancé'

  • over my wife's shoulder."

  • -Ooh. -Poker glasses there.

  • -Poker glasses.

  • That seems like a Joe thing.

  • -It definitely does.

  • -Why?

  • -Because we know that Sophie -- -'Cause none of use television.

  • -Well, no, no, no. Over his wife's shoulder,

  • which we know Sophie's obsessed with reality TV,

  • as is Danielle, though. -Correct.

  • -So, it's not mine, so it can't be me.

  • You guys, like, don't...

  • And, Nick, like, you guys don't really watch TV, so...

  • I vote Joe. -I'm not a big...

  • We're more movie people.

  • We're not TV people, you know?

  • -It's not me for sure because I absolutely love that show.

  • And whatever, so...

  • It's Joe.

  • He put the glasses on right before the question.

  • -Yeah, it's me. It's me.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Well done. -Easy.

  • -It is a great show, though, right?

  • -It's really good. It's really good.

  • -It's unbelievable. It's a great show.

  • -I felt like that my wife got me into reality TV.

  • That's all we're watching.

  • I'll just read the last one, 'cause it's me, just for fun.

  • This really happened, but,

  • I ate a pint of ice cream in my sleep.

  • -In your sleep? In your sleep?

  • -Here's what happened.

  • I was really tired, and I went to bed,

  • and I brought up a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

  • And I brought two spoons.

  • One for me, and then, my wife,

  • when she eventually came to bed, I'd share it with her.

  • And I fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning,

  • and the pint was empty, and I go...

  • And I remember having some, and I go...

  • I was just tired, and I woke up, I go, "Honey, that's awesome.

  • You had some ice cream last night?"

  • She goes, "I didn't have any ice cream."

  • And I go, "Well, I brought two spoons.

  • They're both used."

  • She goes, "I think one fell on the floor."

  • -[ Laughs ] -Oh, my God.

  • -The days are too long or short or something,

  • but I'm trying to get a schedule back on, but...

  • And I'm just so lucky I'm still married.

  • Guys, let's get into an interview when we come back

  • with more "Tonight Show."

  • I'm talking to the Jonas Brothers!

  • Whoo!

-Jonas Brothers! -Whoo-hoo!

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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