-Hey! -Sup!

-This is called Quarantine Confessions, alright?

-Now, before the show, we all submitted

one or two confessions of embarrassing things

we've done during quarantine, and I have them in this jar.

-Oh.

-I'm gonna read them one at a time,

and we'll try to figure out who wrote it.

If it's your confession, you have to bluff

and make us think it's someone else.

-All right. -These are all totally true.

-Sounds good.

-Alright, here we go.

"I talk to my dog like it's a real person."

-Ooh.

-Hmm. That's...

I mean, that's got to be Joe, I think.

-I actually think it's Nick.

-It's... -Does Nick have a dog?

-He does. Gino the German.

-It's definitely Nick. -And Diana.

-He got a new dog, and I think, you know,

when you have a new dog, you want to

get to know that puppy a little bit better.

-Yeah, you also just got a new dog.

-Just got a new dog. -Look who's talking.

-Like two days ago.

Your dog is actually newer. -True.

-Your dog's newer, and your dog apparently is very talkative.

-[ Laughs ] -Well, actually, wait a second.

-This also could be...

This also could be you, Jimmy. Couldn't it?

Could be.

-I mean, it could be. I mean, sure.

-Didn't think about that.

-Do you think that would be my quarantine confession?

I mean, I've had my dog for a long time.

-I think you're more creative than that.

-Yeah. -I think it's Nick.

-[ Laughs ]

He's got a good poker face if it is Nick.

-I'm not doing myself any favors here,

but I don't think that's a bad thing.

-It's actually not a bad thing.

I think it's totally normal and everyone should

talk to their dogs to feel -- -It's Nick! It's Nick!

It's definitely Nick.

-It's definitely... [ Laughs ]

-Do you really just talk to your dog like it's a person, Nick?

-Yeah. Yeah, I will admit that I didn't realize I was doing it

until the other day, and I had a real moment where I said,

"This has gotten out of hand. This is..."

-How long was the conversation?

-It was like 20 minutes.

-[ Laughs ]

-Working through some things.

-That's pretty weird, man. -[ Laughs ]

-Alright, guys, here we go.

Quarantine Confessions.

"My biggest decision each day

is if I'm wearing sweatpants of jeans."

-Mm.

-I think it's Kevin.

-That's got to be Kevin.

-Kevin's got a jean jacket on.

-Yeah, are you wearing jeans?

-You might be wearing both.

-Could be wearing, yeah, jeans over your sweatpants.

-Mm.

-It is definitely a thing to figure out every day,

but, you know, it's nice to --

-What does the lower half of your body look like?

-Might be the lower half of your body is like a horse.

-[ Laughs ] -Yes. It is.

I do have jeans on today. -I don't wear sweatpants.

I'm not a sweatpants guy.

-Me either. -I never was.

But I... I don't know.

I found a few that I really connected with

over this last seven weeks. -Connected with.

-Connected with. -Sweatpants, that is.

I'm talking to my sweatpants, as well.

It's a whole situation.

-Yeah. That was actually a big point of, like,

fight with me and my wife for a long time.

Like, I would never wear, like, comfy clothes until, like,

right before we, like, went to bed.

And it was...

She was like, "I don't understand this.

You're in your jeans constantly."

-It's got to be you. This is such a big dilemma.

-Yeah, it's a big deal for you in your household.

Obviously, it's you. -[ Laughs ]

-I'm gonna go with Nick, actually.

-It could definitely be Nick, actually.

-I think it's Nick.

-No one's pointed the finger at Joe at all

and made him say anything, really.

-Joe's a shorts guy. Everybody knows it.

-Yeah.

-Wow! He is a shorts guy.

-Yep. [ Laughs ]

-Alright, I'm gonna go with Kevin

'cause he's wearing a jean jacket.

-I'm going with Kevin.

-It's Nick.

-What do you think? Well, who is it?

-It's me. It's actually me.

-I think it's -- Oh, it's Nick?! Oh!

-What?! Oh, my gosh!

-I told you. Two in a row. -I'm sorry. Kevin, I'm sorry.

I should have -- -It's okay.

You underestimated my ability to look presentable every day,

but it's fine. It's cool.

-No, no, no. I would never think...

You always look presentable.

Nick, are you wearing sweatpants now?

-I'm wearing pants right now. I could show you if you'd like.

I'll send you a picture later of my pants.

-[ Laughs ] I'll add it to my collection.

-Alright, so far, that's Nick.

So it feels like none of these next three,

none of these could be Nick.

It's either Kevin or Joe or me.

-Ooh. -We have three left.

But, Nick, feel free to play along.

"I forgot to wear pants to my first Zoom meeting of the day."

-Yeah, I'll tell you what, it's not me

because I don't feel like you have to wear pants

on Zoom meetings, so...

-Ooh, that's a good bluff.

It's not me because I'm constantly standing up

and doing stuff, so I have to wear pants.

-Ooh. Just in case.

-Yeah, I mean, yeah, 'cause the show's constantly taping.

I tape the show all day.

-Oh, okay. -I want to go with Joe.

-Well, Kevin, quickly, why wouldn't it be you?

-Because, I already have a battle with whether

I should wear pants or sweatpants every single day,

so not wearing them would not be one of my things.

-Nick, you want to weigh in at all?

-That was not a convincing argument, Kev.

I'm gonna go with Kevin on this.

He looks nervous. He's sweating.

I could see it through the Zoom.

-Yeah, I can kind of see it a little bit, too.

His face is getting red.

-I'm definitely sweating.

This is very dramatic and intense, and I, you know...

This might be the reason the band breaks up again, Jimmy.

So we have you to thank for that.

-Yeah, thanks a lot, man. -Yes, it is me.

It is me. I did forget to wear my pants

the first day I had a Zoom meeting.

-Knew it. -It's true.

-That was a good one. Alright, here we go.

[ Clears throat ]

"I secretly love watching '90 Day Fiancé'

over my wife's shoulder."

-Ooh. -Poker glasses there.

-Poker glasses.

That seems like a Joe thing.

-It definitely does.

-Why?

-Because we know that Sophie -- -'Cause none of use television.

-Well, no, no, no. Over his wife's shoulder,

which we know Sophie's obsessed with reality TV,

as is Danielle, though. -Correct.

-So, it's not mine, so it can't be me.

You guys, like, don't...

And, Nick, like, you guys don't really watch TV, so...

I vote Joe. -I'm not a big...

We're more movie people.

We're not TV people, you know?

-It's not me for sure because I absolutely love that show.

And whatever, so...

It's Joe.

He put the glasses on right before the question.

-Yeah, it's me. It's me.

-[ Laughs ]

-Well done. -Easy.

-It is a great show, though, right?

-It's really good. It's really good.

-It's unbelievable. It's a great show.

-I felt like that my wife got me into reality TV.

That's all we're watching.

I'll just read the last one, 'cause it's me, just for fun.

This really happened, but,

I ate a pint of ice cream in my sleep.

-In your sleep? In your sleep?

-Here's what happened.

I was really tired, and I went to bed,

and I brought up a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

And I brought two spoons.

One for me, and then, my wife,

when she eventually came to bed, I'd share it with her.

And I fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning,

and the pint was empty, and I go...

And I remember having some, and I go...

I was just tired, and I woke up, I go, "Honey, that's awesome.

You had some ice cream last night?"

She goes, "I didn't have any ice cream."

And I go, "Well, I brought two spoons.

They're both used."

She goes, "I think one fell on the floor."

-[ Laughs ] -Oh, my God.

-The days are too long or short or something,

but I'm trying to get a schedule back on, but...

And I'm just so lucky I'm still married.

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