字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >> James: WELCOME BACK, THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. I THOUGHT I WOULD END TONIGHT BY READING YOU A BED TIME STORY. THERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES BED TIME STORIES. THIS IS "GOOD NIGHT ZOOM." "IN THE MULTI-SCREEN ZOOM THERE WAS A MESSY ROOM AND A BARKING COCKAPOO AND A PICTURE OF JOE EXOTIC GETTING ATTACKED AT HIS ZOO AND THERE WERE ALL OF YOUR PEERS DRINKING 2:00 P.M. BEERS AND LOTS OF BAD LIGHTING AND CASTS REUNITING AND COCKTAILS WITH FRIENDS AND WORKOUTS WITH HEMS AND BAKED BREAD AND CONFECTIONS AND UNSTABLE CONNECTIONS AND TIRED PARENTS SCREAMING 'I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE DUMB MATH QUESTIONS!' -- >> YOU CUT OUT. >> James: OH. GOODNIGHT, ZOOM OH, GOODNIGHT, ZOOM GOODNIGHT, LOOKING AT THE WRONG PLACE GOODNIGHT, EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF FACE GOODNIGHT, BOSS IN A FULL SWEAT SUIT GOODNIGHT, 'HOLD ON, I THINK YOU'RE ON MUTE' GOODNIGHT FACES POORLY LIT GOODNIGHT, 'WAIT, WHAT DAY IS IT?' GOODNIGHT, INTERRUPTING DING GOODNIGHT, TALKING TO A GUY OFFSCREEN GOODNIGHT, DRUNK FRIENDS GOODNIGHT, CHRIS HEMS GOODNIGHT, BREAD AND GOODNIGHT, CONFECTIONS GOODNIGHT, INTERNET AND UNSTABLE CONNECTIONS AND GOODNIGHT TO TIRED PARENTS SCREAMING, 'SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD IT. MATH TIME IS OVER. I'M DONE. DADDY NEEDS A DRINK.' GOODNIGHT, DESKTOPS GOODNIGHT, SCREEN SHARES GOODNIGHT, ZOOM ROOMS EVERYWHERE." SWEET DREAMS, EVERYBODY.