in a land far away

很久很久以前 在一個遙遠的國度

There lived a little boy

住著一個成天酗酒的可悲小男孩

and he drank all day

被朋友當白痴調戲 被哥哥當同性戀嫌棄

Friends called him stupid

仰頭飲盡一瓶又一瓶 直到所有痛苦被淡忘

and his brothers called him gay

威士忌即是他最真摯好友

Emptied all the bottles

他也沒別的選擇

till the pain went away

令人成癮的維柯丁

Whiskey was his friend,

排解寂寞的最佳伴侶

He didn't have another

對的

Vicodin his vice,

抽個一兩包菸

his real and only lover

釀不成什麼大問題

Yup

吞個一兩顆藥

Smoked a pack or two,

總是令人陶醉不已

it never was a problem

對的

Popped a pill or two

啜幾口 啜幾口 啜幾口

They really made him blossom

陷入迷幻 陷入迷幻 沉醉不已

Yup

我心狠手辣的像個

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

小婊子 小婊子 小婊子

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

仿製品 偽君子 holy shit

And I'm like

很久很久以前 在一個遙遠的國度

when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

住著一個成天哭泣的可悲小男孩

Counterfeit

花花公子雜誌從來就不放過他

Hypocrite

仰頭飲盡又一瓶 直到所有痛苦被淡忘

Holy shit

威士忌即是他最真摯好友

Once upon a time in a land far away

他也沒別的選擇

There lived a little boy and he cried all day

令人成癮的維柯丁

Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid

排解寂寞的最佳伴侶

He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

對的

Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another

抽個一兩包菸

Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover

釀不成什麼大問題

Yup

吞個一兩顆藥

Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem

總是令人陶醉不已

Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

對的

Yup

啜幾口 啜幾口 啜幾口

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

陷入迷幻 陷入迷幻 沉醉不已

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

我心狠手辣的像個

And I'm like,

小婊子 小婊子 小婊子

when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

仿製品 偽君子 holy shit

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

對的

Yup

啜幾口 啜幾口 啜幾口

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

陷入迷幻 陷入迷幻 沉醉不已

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

我心狠手辣的像個

And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

小婊子 小婊子 小婊子

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

仿製品 偽君子 holy shit

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

瘋狂群眾陷入高潮 為何我天殺的無法?

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

瘋狂群眾陷入高潮 為何我天殺的無法?

Yup

瘋狂群眾陷入高潮 為何我天殺的無法?

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

瘋狂群眾陷入高潮 為何我天殺的無法?

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

對的

And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

啜幾口 啜幾口 啜幾口

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

陷入迷幻 陷入迷幻 沉醉不已

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

我心狠手辣的像個