[laughs]

Wait a minute!

Look! He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!

And there's the pickles from last time too!

And there's my car keys!

And… there's my ride!

Three cheers for the return of our master fry cook, SpongeBob!

Hip hip!

Hooray!

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.

[whistles]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No!

This is Patrick.

[whistles]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No!

This is Patrick!

I'm not a krusty krab.

Um, Patrick that's the name of the restaurant.

Huh?

[screams]

Where's the grill?

Come on SpongeBob, you're a hip guy. You know fried foods are O-U-T, out!

Uh, right on!

Check out this new menu I came up with!

Salad and tea.

But where are the Krabby Patties?

Oh silly, those aren't hip!

Oh, you won't be needing that thing anymore!

[stammering]

I've got something more fun for you to do anyway.

Hey Buddy. Yeah, it's me, SpongeBob,

Fry cook Extraordinaire.

Hello.

- I know your secret. - What? Who told you?

Oh, a little cashier told me. Follow me.

Yeah, whatever you say, man.

Moron.

Bet you didn't think you'd be in here today, did ya?

No.

First off, this is my grill. This is where the magic happens!

And this is my actual spatula.

So start frying up some patties!

Order number 20 ready for pickup.

Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns.

Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun!

One dozen crying cows on the farm, up!

Thanks, Farmer Brown. It's been a thrill serving you.

Can I get some extra salt?

We're all out.

Could you check?

No.

Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad?

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style,

extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry,

burn it and let it swim.

We serve food here, sir.

Here's your order, sir.

And don't forget your side salad.

[grunts]

Yeah, push it, push it!

Push it, push it!

Yeah, okay, okay, I'll push it.

[grunts]

Push it! Push it!

[grunts]

Yes! You made it! Now claim your Krabby Patty!

Hooray...

Awe, too pooped for a Krabby Patty.

Oh, forget Krabby Patties, those things are over.

Larry, Krabby Patties are why people come here!

Ooh, not anymore.

Now we only serve salad and protein power shakes!

We should open our own restaurant and stop lining old man K's pockets.

No thanks. I'm just doing this until my clarinet career takes off.

What if it never does?

Don't you wanna have something to fall back on?

Yeah, ha! I could lose my beautiful flowing hair too,

but I'm not buying a wig yet!

Well, while you go wig shopping, I'm gonna go talk to Mr. Krabs.

Hey, hey, don't be down!

I know just the thing to get you out of this funk.

How's it going, guys?

Wonderful, very fulfilled!

Thank you. You have restored our dignity.

Eh.

How much are these tin cans gonna cost me?

Not a penny! They're just doing what they were made to do!

Sandy! What are you doing down here?

I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist!

What! A moleto in a gast a what a mist?

Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu!

Look, I'm in a hurry! Do you have this special project?

Well, it's a work in progress.

There it is! Your new patty!

Good morning, Krusty crew!

Hi Patrick! What a ya have?

Uh…

Ah!

Can you excuse me?

The a cursed stove has burnt my finger.

Feel thine on wrath stove!

Ha ha!

What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?

Eh, perfect patties are made with love not magic.

Huh, hey I did it. I got dirty and I didn't turn evil.

Oh, I must be cured!

[laughing]

Ah! Scraping up filth from between every crack!

I'm the dirty bubble and baby I'm back!

[laughing]

Huh, oh. What can I get you, Dirty Bubble?

Ah! The Dirty Bubble!

The jigs up, you little conniving pip squeak!

Actually, the name's Charles.

Figured I'd hold down the fort for you while you were gone.

So, you've been the one making Krabby Patties?

Yep! All me.

Oh and by the way, you've got a little varmint problem.

Varmint? You take that back!

He's a feisty one.

Satisfied with yourself, Plankton?

Now you trapped us all underground!

But at least we're trapped in a good restaurant.

Captive customers, I should've thought of this sooner!

Hm, but without Squidward I need someone to work the register.

[screaming]

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I take your order?

Yes!

One Krabby Patty, please.

One dollar, please.

Thank you.

Good job, Mrs. Puff.

Now, all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.

One Krabby Patty!

- Oh, Mrs. Puff. - What?

It must have slipped your mind that you also need to submit the order in

writing as well. It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.

Fine, here's your written form!

One Krabby Patty.

- Mrs. Puff? - What now?

Well, I can't begin cooking until the bell is rung.

Good morning, Not SpongeBob.

Ah!

Ah, my first customer!

Hi, I'm Stanley! Whoa this is so exciting!

- Hmm, I'd like a… - Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Hold on.

I don't ever want to forget this moment!

That's gonna be a keeper! Now let's do one with funny hats!

Ooh, yeah. Let's pretend we're mad at each other!

[laughing]

I can't wait to get these developed!

Come on! Come here!

Hi there. Can I get a Krabby Patty and a side of coral bits, please?

You'll get your Krabby Patty when I'm good and ready!

Sorry, I'm just got through a lot emotionally right now.

Well, you know what cheers me up if I'm feeling down?

You defragment your hard drive?

No.

Putting in a hard day's work at the greatest job in the world!

The Krusty Krab!

Meow.

Meow.

Good day, sir. I'm just here to sample some of your delicious Krabby fair.

[growls]

Hold there Fido. Ah! I'm going, I'm going!

It's naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold.

Shredded... gold?

[screaming]

Couldn't we use less expensive ingredients?

Price can be no object when dealing with exquisite food like this.

It must be prepared with only the finest ingredients.