What the...

Oh, gross!

I command you to stop drooling on me!

Put me down!

Happy birthday!

It's a boy?

Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? Please.

Remember the pony ride?

It's for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents?

How about you and old SpongeBob fix you up something to eat?

[meowing]

What do you mean you're not hungry?

[meowing]

I gotta make sure you get your nutrition,

so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

[burping]

"Skool is 4 chumps?"

Where am I?

What?

I thought of something funnier than 24.

Let me hear it.

25.

[giggling]

SpongeBob!

Prepare to be written!

I'm doing it!

Done.

Now let's see how it looks so far.

The...

Break time!

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

OK. Now, what do you do next?

- Floor it? - Yes--

No, no! Don't floor it.

- Floor it? - No!

- No, no, don't floor it! - OK, floor it!

No!

- Floor it! Floor it! Floor it! - No! No!

Oh, SpongeBob.

Back it up!

Backing up!

Backing up!

Give me the wheel, SpongeBob! Give me the wheel!

Backing up! Backing up!

Backing up!

[screaming]

Here's your license.

My license.

It tastes just like a dreamt it would.

[humming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Ouch.

There he is! Happy birthday!

[humming]

[thudding]

Ta-da!

I am ready.

- A brand new boat mobile? - A brand new boat mobile!

For me?

[moaning]

Oh Boaty, I'm always going to take care of you.

You're the best boat in the deep blue sea.

Mr. Squarepants, welcome aboard.

Mr. Krabs, can we please go now?

Perhaps one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you

on company policy.

The Krusty Krab Employee Manual 2nd Revised Edition,

page 35, section 19, clause 3A states:

All staff must remain on the premise until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.

But that's not fair.

Clause 3B: the proprietor reserves the right to be unfair.

Teacher's pet.

Today's the beginning of the judging for employee of the month.

Oh, for what?

To get my face on the wall of shame?

You-- you can't do that to me!

I'm your boss!

Not anymore, Mr. Krabs.

I quit.

You've got a choice to make.

Your friends or your career.

Tell jokes! Tell jokes!

Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mister...

Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.

Uh, hello.

Mr. Krabs, say hello.

[moaning]

- No! - Wait!

He's trying to tell you something.

Mr. Krabs?

[blabbering]

No, wait. He wants to take you...

[moaning]

On a date!

[doorbell ringing]

Hello?

I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

♪ Well if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And then you take your leg ♪

This is a proud day for everyone in Bikini Bottom.

[cheering]

Congratulations, SpongeBob. You're smart now.

I'm ready to unlock my potential.

I can become anything I set my mind to.

Could be a football player.

Or a king!

Or a spaceman.

Spare change?

Spare change, ma'am?

The day SpongeBob moves!

I can't believe it's really happening.

So, what do you think?

- I wish I lived there. - Really?

No.

SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

And how!

Well then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

You may kiss the bride.

[organ playing]

[music playing]

Oh great, you're home.

Now you can help me with the baby.

Aww gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.

Open up, it's time for the pill.

Oh, barnacles. I hate the pill.

Oh...

Hey, no cutting!

You gotta wait your turn like everybody else.

No, no!

I ain't old like you.

I ain't old!

[laughing]

OK, get in.